Another Clyde Lewis GLP shoutout

He. He just tempted the anonymous communinty to gain access to his one-thousand US dollars in Bitcoin.

Clyde, you need to go to an Oregon Animal shelter, get a pack of mutts, dress them up as cowboys and indians but,
first shave their asses and teach them to walk backwards, while singing
Al Jolson - "Who Played Poker with Pocahontas" (1919).

"You know I'm tried to win me first prize.
Oh my Candida
We could make it together
The further from here girl the better
Where the air is fresh and clean"

Clyde do still have $100,000.USD in Bitcoin?

Clyde think of these cues?

a. one red square of construction peper
b. a triangle of blue salty play dough
c. a plate of Taco Bell's Bell Beefer
d. the strechmarks of heavy set womans thighs
e. the feeling of popping a pimple on your back
and feeling the oozing whie puss poruing out
f. the sound of you 8th grade Math teacher
g. the smile of a friend you met in 4th grade
h. the color of a school girls sweater, who teased you
i. the feeling of pulling a long pony tail
j. the sound of Roger speaking in tongues with the samurai
bigfoots voice in the background
k. being in front of the class room trying to explain a
complex quadratic equation
l. the smell of a elementary school cafateria
m. walking into a Carpenteria store
n. your first immunization of polio vaccine
o. the sound of an alien speaking Spanish and East Portland
slang
p. the smell of Quaker oat meal
r. Being patted in the head by your producer
s. the smell of a t-bone steak, with red onions and tomatoes
t. your first time tossing salad

[quote:Anonymous Coward Clyde think of these cues?

a. one red apple that tastes like a lemon
b. Do you have dream loops?
c. a plate of chicken chow mein?
d. Clyde, did you ever bite a dogs ear?
e. Did you get lost after smelling lavender and lilacs?
f. the sound of the bus door opening
g. the smile of a friend you met in 5th grade
h. the stocking you caused a run in because you grabbed them
i. a pistachio ice cream cone
j. the time you thought your arrerolas were getting bigger
k. Clyde, have you ever thought about the government?
l. the smell of an old encyclopedia
m. Clyde did you take the money and run
n. Clyde have you ever had a nurse run their finger around
your gum line?
o. the sound of the munchkins singing to you from behind a tree
p. a horse running in a pasture on a windy fall afternoon
r. playing Monopoly
s. three orange rocks, pyrite and the smell of smegma on your finger? How did it get their?
t. Do you want to toss some salad?
u. The sound of hillbilly from Arkansas telling you off
v. the taste of pozole
w. viewing the North Star when you were six years old
x. Do you tickle the top your mouth with your tongue?
y. Have you bit your tongue? Did it bleed?
z. the smell of rotten sack of potatoes
zz. the character Mrs Lewis from I Love Lucy?

This is some of the most bizarre and hilarious shit.

When Clyde sits around the house he really sits around the house

I stopped at Taco Bell Bellbeefer.

a.Clyde why did you think of the Taco Bell imagery did you
hear the sound of you eating a taco bell supreme burrito and the sound of the fillings hitting the Taco Bell wrapper? Did it remind of you of something
you do in private?

b. Do you want to have another baby? What if it resembled an alien in an ultrasound?

c. Clyde, did you ever hear the song Jesus is A Soulman? What was the comment from your father.

d. Clyde, did Curt Cobain say something to you directly about shot guns?

e. Have you ever felt the desire to smell the vagina of Madonna?

f. Do you like oysters rockafeller? With lemon juice or lime juice?

g. Did you remember the tile of your 4th grade class, was there a girl with a strong overbite?

h. Do you like the smell of french fires?

i. Orange sherbert and rocky road ice cream?

j. Did you use Nizoral on your finger nails lately?

k. Clyde, have you ever thought about a puppy dog you wanted to pet?

l. the smell of black peyote tea brewing?

m. Clyde do you like lizard skins?

n. Clyde have you ever had a nurse take your temperature -- rectally? Did she change her mind when you went to sleep and stuck the thermometer under your tongue? Did you notice?

Fuck Clyde Lewis

God damnit...now i gotta find out who this neckbeard is.
Sounds old moldy

K

What he say

And who is Claude Lewis

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Last Edited by FloridaWoman on 12/30/2023 05:26 PM

Generally on before c2c.

His ground zero is good, sort of like old Art Bell. He's in a hospital right now because he has horrible health problems related to being too fat.

Clyde lewis is the best.