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Had to post this one for all you Mary Jane enthusiasts. To those who need a brief rundown, imagine your run of the mill big pharma commercial but with a product that actually works and doesn't kill you. The ensuing hilarity is priceless.



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Hilarious new thread by cop who cant spell cannabis!
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Had to post this one for all you Mary Jane enthusiasts. To those who need a brief rundown, imagine your run of the mill big pharma commercial but with a product that actually works and doesn't kill you. The ensuing hilarity is priceless.



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roflmao


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Reminded me of this..




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yeah, nice in theory...

but in reality (once the illegalness is gone) it will be GMO'd bullshit peddled by BigPharma & Monsatan. And it will be so fucking expensive that the average Joe & Jane won't be able to afford it. They'll probably load it up with nanobots too, for fuck's sake.

Screw that. Ima just keep on growing my own little plant or two per year in the back room closet. That way I know exactly what I'm ingesting and the Govt / BigPharma will not. Got enough non-GMO seeds of various kinds in the freezer to last the rest of my life.
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Had to post this one for all you Mary Jane enthusiasts. To those who need a brief rundown, imagine your run of the mill big pharma commercial but with a product that actually works and doesn't kill you. The ensuing hilarity is priceless.



1rof1
 Quoting: AnAlchemist


Pity I didn't live in america :( p.s when's big pharma and Monsanto going down???
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In texas the cia provides all we want!
The cops always have the best weed!
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In texas the cia provides all we want!
The cops always have the best weed!
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100% legal here in Oregon. Pot stores are popping up all over town.
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In texas the cia provides all we want!
The cops always have the best weed!
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100% legal here in Oregon. Pot stores are popping up all over town.
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I buy pot once a month. This month I had it delivered by a dispensary that also has a drive-through.


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yeah, nice in theory...

but in reality (once the illegalness is gone) it will be GMO'd bullshit peddled by BigPharma & Monsatan. And it will be so fucking expensive that the average Joe & Jane won't be able to afford it. They'll probably load it up with nanobots too, for fuck's sake.

Screw that. Ima just keep on growing my own little plant or two per year in the back room closet. That way I know exactly what I'm ingesting and the Govt / BigPharma will not. Got enough non-GMO seeds of various kinds in the freezer to last the rest of my life.
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I live in a state where it has been decriminalized - as long as you don't drive high or sell your extra - they want you to buy it from them, tax the fuck out of it, and get your name and address - to buy the medicinal form ... but you are allowed to grow six plants / twice a year per person - for your own consumption

I've been growing my own, for fifty years ... not contributing to any "mafia" or the state --- long before it was legal, or they sprayed it with paraquat, and now Round Up ... I just don't get why anyone pays for it ... it is a weed that will grow in any environment - with very little effort

same with organic veggies, after a while, they grow themselves.
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Hilarious new thread by cop who cant spell cannabis!
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Hilarious new thread by cop who cant spell cannabis!
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Haha ooops. I was pissing myself laughing while packing a bowl.
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I love me some Sticky Icky
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Haha Love It! I swear I could smell it when she opened the lid on the jar!

Five stars.


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Had to post this one for all you Mary Jane enthusiasts. To those who need a brief rundown, imagine your run of the mill big pharma commercial but with a product that actually works and doesn't kill you. The ensuing hilarity is priceless.



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That chick is a dude.

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Re: Hilarious new Commercial for Cannabis
Had to post this one for all you Mary Jane enthusiasts. To those who need a brief rundown, imagine your run of the mill big pharma commercial but with a product that actually works and doesn't kill you. The ensuing hilarity is priceless.



1rof1
 Quoting: AnAlchemist


Lmfao...

When she opens the door and just keeps staring at dude and he's like "uhh, yeah..."

Also, geeking out at the end at a kids soccer game with a juice box.

Good shit.
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In texas the cia provides all we want!
The cops always have the best weed!
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100% legal here in Oregon. Pot stores are popping up all over town.
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I buy pot once a month. This month I had it delivered by a dispensary that also has a drive-through.


420
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You should grow! I haven't had to buy for over 3 years and I have the best stuff around, which is saying something living in C.A! Just like veggies and everything else, when you do it yourself it's way better.
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Had to post this one for all you Mary Jane enthusiasts. To those who need a brief rundown, imagine your run of the mill big pharma commercial but with a product that actually works and doesn't kill you. The ensuing hilarity is priceless.



1rof1
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Lmfao...

When she opens the door and just keeps staring at dude and he's like "uhh, yeah..."

Also, geeking out at the end at a kids soccer game with a juice box.

Good shit.
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I know right? Some good acting in this spot.
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Had to post this one for all you Mary Jane enthusiasts. To those who need a brief rundown, imagine your run of the mill big pharma commercial but with a product that actually works and doesn't kill you. The ensuing hilarity is priceless.



1rof1
 Quoting: AnAlchemist


This place needed this video to happen.
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In texas the cia provides all we want!
The cops always have the best weed!
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100% legal here in Oregon. Pot stores are popping up all over town.
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I buy pot once a month. This month I had it delivered by a dispensary that also has a drive-through.


:420:
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You should grow! I haven't had to buy for over 3 years and I have the best stuff around, which is saying something living in C.A! Just like veggies and everything else, when you do it yourself it's way better.
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Must be nice living wherever you two live lol!

I miss WA and AK.
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Reminded me of this..




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Is this for real? The drink?
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In texas the cia provides all we want!
The cops always have the best weed!
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100% legal here in Oregon. Pot stores are popping up all over town.
 Quoting: Sikhed


I buy pot once a month. This month I had it delivered by a dispensary that also has a drive-through.


420
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You should grow! I haven't had to buy for over 3 years and I have the best stuff around, which is saying something living in C.A! Just like veggies and everything else, when you do it yourself it's way better.
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It's not legal here to grow and I have an underage son. I don't want to go to jail.



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100% legal here in Oregon. Pot stores are popping up all over town.
 Quoting: Sikhed


I buy pot once a month. This month I had it delivered by a dispensary that also has a drive-through.


:420:
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You should grow! I haven't had to buy for over 3 years and I have the best stuff around, which is saying something living in C.A! Just like veggies and everything else, when you do it yourself it's way better.
 Quoting: AnAlchemist


It's not legal here to grow and I have an underage son. I don't want to go to jail.



:purplehaze:
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Such a badass plant in so many ways.

Probably THE most badass plant of all.
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around where i live there is 26 delivery services.

no walk in dispensaries...

12 miles away is a place that sells top shelf at 10 an eight and up
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Had to post this one for all you Mary Jane enthusiasts. To those who need a brief rundown, imagine your run of the mill big pharma commercial but with a product that actually works and doesn't kill you. The ensuing hilarity is priceless.



1rof1
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That chick is a dude.

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I buy pot once a month. This month I had it delivered by a dispensary that also has a drive-through.


420
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You should grow! I haven't had to buy for over 3 years and I have the best stuff around, which is saying something living in C.A! Just like veggies and everything else, when you do it yourself it's way better.
 Quoting: AnAlchemist


It's not legal here to grow and I have an underage son. I don't want to go to jail.



purplehaze
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Such a badass plant in so many ways.

Probably THE most badass plant of all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34398756


That reminds me of this...

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You should grow! I haven't had to buy for over 3 years and I have the best stuff around, which is saying something living in C.A! Just like veggies and everything else, when you do it yourself it's way better.
 Quoting: AnAlchemist


It's not legal here to grow and I have an underage son. I don't want to go to jail.



purplehaze
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Such a badass plant in so many ways.

Probably THE most badass plant of all.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34398756


That reminds me of this...

hemp
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Hah I love that! As for growing where it's not legal, I hear you. I've been there. Even more reason to pressure Sessions and Trump. I'm a conservative in many ways, liberal in some others but I honestly believe that if this plant were legalized federally we'd see a renaissance in this country. Minds would be unlocked, addictions to bad pharmaceuticals would subside and people would lighten the fuck up.
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Stoned America...
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Stoned America...
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...is better than drunk, belligerent America.

Dirty fucking alcoholics everywhere with delusions of grandeur.
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It's not legal here to grow and I have an underage son. I don't want to go to jail.



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Such a badass plant in so many ways.

Probably THE most badass plant of all.
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That reminds me of this...

:hemp:
 Quoting: A Friend


Hah I love that! As for growing where it's not legal, I hear you. I've been there. Even more reason to pressure Sessions and Trump. I'm a conservative in many ways, liberal in some others but I honestly believe that if this plant were legalized federally we'd see a renaissance in this country. Minds would be unlocked, addictions to bad pharmaceuticals would subside and people would lighten the fuck up.
 Quoting: AnAlchemist


Not to mention the economy and tourism would thrive. I had hoped Trump would be the guy to just say "fuck it" and legalize it so this nation can get the party started. I mean, the economy of Washington state is FUCKING BOOMING. Same with Colorado.

It's too bad that cannabis had to get politicized and is now considered a "red vs blue" thing.

It's silly because it's a God-given plant. It was just here for us waiting to discover it, like everything else on this planet.





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