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A Friend User ID: 75693845 United States 11/17/2017 07:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Had to post this one for all you Mary Jane enthusiasts. To those who need a brief rundown, imagine your run of the mill big pharma commercial but with a product that actually works and doesn't kill you. The ensuing hilarity is priceless. Quoting: AnAlchemist :tahoefire: Last Edited by A Friend on 11/17/2017 07:20 PM But Lord, he stinketh! :fnecsm: "When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040 |
Flyover County User ID: 33986322 United States 11/17/2017 07:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Reminded me of this.. [link to youtu.be (secure)] If something can corrupt you then you're already corrupt. Bob Marley |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 75809263 United States 11/17/2017 07:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | but in reality (once the illegalness is gone) it will be GMO'd bullshit peddled by BigPharma & Monsatan. And it will be so fucking expensive that the average Joe & Jane won't be able to afford it. They'll probably load it up with nanobots too, for fuck's sake. Screw that. Ima just keep on growing my own little plant or two per year in the back room closet. That way I know exactly what I'm ingesting and the Govt / BigPharma will not. Got enough non-GMO seeds of various kinds in the freezer to last the rest of my life. |
Vamps33 User ID: 75861890 United Kingdom 11/17/2017 07:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Had to post this one for all you Mary Jane enthusiasts. To those who need a brief rundown, imagine your run of the mill big pharma commercial but with a product that actually works and doesn't kill you. The ensuing hilarity is priceless. Quoting: AnAlchemist Pity I didn't live in america :( p.s when's big pharma and Monsanto going down??? |
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A Friend User ID: 75693845 United States 11/17/2017 07:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In texas the cia provides all we want! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75863731 The cops always have the best weed! 100% legal here in Oregon. Pot stores are popping up all over town. I buy pot once a month. This month I had it delivered by a dispensary that also has a drive-through. But Lord, he stinketh! :fnecsm: "When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 59490123 United States 11/17/2017 07:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | yeah, nice in theory... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75809263 but in reality (once the illegalness is gone) it will be GMO'd bullshit peddled by BigPharma & Monsatan. And it will be so fucking expensive that the average Joe & Jane won't be able to afford it. They'll probably load it up with nanobots too, for fuck's sake. Screw that. Ima just keep on growing my own little plant or two per year in the back room closet. That way I know exactly what I'm ingesting and the Govt / BigPharma will not. Got enough non-GMO seeds of various kinds in the freezer to last the rest of my life. I live in a state where it has been decriminalized - as long as you don't drive high or sell your extra - they want you to buy it from them, tax the fuck out of it, and get your name and address - to buy the medicinal form ... but you are allowed to grow six plants / twice a year per person - for your own consumption I've been growing my own, for fifty years ... not contributing to any "mafia" or the state --- long before it was legal, or they sprayed it with paraquat, and now Round Up ... I just don't get why anyone pays for it ... it is a weed that will grow in any environment - with very little effort same with organic veggies, after a while, they grow themselves. |
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Bounced User ID: 73687966 United States 11/17/2017 07:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Had to post this one for all you Mary Jane enthusiasts. To those who need a brief rundown, imagine your run of the mill big pharma commercial but with a product that actually works and doesn't kill you. The ensuing hilarity is priceless. Quoting: AnAlchemist That chick is a dude. Sometimes I feel like a nut. Sometimes I don't. ***Certified Thread Killah*** |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34398756 United States 11/17/2017 07:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Had to post this one for all you Mary Jane enthusiasts. To those who need a brief rundown, imagine your run of the mill big pharma commercial but with a product that actually works and doesn't kill you. The ensuing hilarity is priceless. Quoting: AnAlchemist Lmfao... When she opens the door and just keeps staring at dude and he's like "uhh, yeah..." Also, geeking out at the end at a kids soccer game with a juice box. Good shit. |
AnAlchemist (OP) User ID: 75806844 United States 11/17/2017 08:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In texas the cia provides all we want! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75863731 The cops always have the best weed! 100% legal here in Oregon. Pot stores are popping up all over town. I buy pot once a month. This month I had it delivered by a dispensary that also has a drive-through. You should grow! I haven't had to buy for over 3 years and I have the best stuff around, which is saying something living in C.A! Just like veggies and everything else, when you do it yourself it's way better. “Careful man, there's a beverage here!” The Dude |
AnAlchemist (OP) User ID: 75806844 United States 11/17/2017 08:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Had to post this one for all you Mary Jane enthusiasts. To those who need a brief rundown, imagine your run of the mill big pharma commercial but with a product that actually works and doesn't kill you. The ensuing hilarity is priceless. Quoting: AnAlchemist Lmfao... When she opens the door and just keeps staring at dude and he's like "uhh, yeah..." Also, geeking out at the end at a kids soccer game with a juice box. Good shit. I know right? Some good acting in this spot. “Careful man, there's a beverage here!” The Dude |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 34398756 United States 11/17/2017 08:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In texas the cia provides all we want! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75863731 The cops always have the best weed! 100% legal here in Oregon. Pot stores are popping up all over town. I buy pot once a month. This month I had it delivered by a dispensary that also has a drive-through. :420: You should grow! I haven't had to buy for over 3 years and I have the best stuff around, which is saying something living in C.A! Just like veggies and everything else, when you do it yourself it's way better. Must be nice living wherever you two live lol! I miss WA and AK. |
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A Friend User ID: 75693845 United States 11/17/2017 08:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In texas the cia provides all we want! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75863731 The cops always have the best weed! 100% legal here in Oregon. Pot stores are popping up all over town. I buy pot once a month. This month I had it delivered by a dispensary that also has a drive-through. You should grow! I haven't had to buy for over 3 years and I have the best stuff around, which is saying something living in C.A! Just like veggies and everything else, when you do it yourself it's way better. It's not legal here to grow and I have an underage son. I don't want to go to jail. But Lord, he stinketh! :fnecsm: "When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 34398756 United States 11/17/2017 08:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I buy pot once a month. This month I had it delivered by a dispensary that also has a drive-through. :420: You should grow! I haven't had to buy for over 3 years and I have the best stuff around, which is saying something living in C.A! Just like veggies and everything else, when you do it yourself it's way better. It's not legal here to grow and I have an underage son. I don't want to go to jail. :purplehaze: Such a badass plant in so many ways. Probably THE most badass plant of all. |
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A Friend User ID: 75693845 United States 11/17/2017 08:37 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: A Friend I buy pot once a month. This month I had it delivered by a dispensary that also has a drive-through. You should grow! I haven't had to buy for over 3 years and I have the best stuff around, which is saying something living in C.A! Just like veggies and everything else, when you do it yourself it's way better. It's not legal here to grow and I have an underage son. I don't want to go to jail. Such a badass plant in so many ways. Probably THE most badass plant of all. That reminds me of this... But Lord, he stinketh! :fnecsm: "When the sky crackles in an electric dance of a beautiful requiem of lapis lazuli, maybe you will remember..." ~ Anonymous Coward 77360040 |
AnAlchemist (OP) User ID: 75806844 United States 11/17/2017 08:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: AnAlchemist You should grow! I haven't had to buy for over 3 years and I have the best stuff around, which is saying something living in C.A! Just like veggies and everything else, when you do it yourself it's way better. It's not legal here to grow and I have an underage son. I don't want to go to jail. Such a badass plant in so many ways. Probably THE most badass plant of all. That reminds me of this... Hah I love that! As for growing where it's not legal, I hear you. I've been there. Even more reason to pressure Sessions and Trump. I'm a conservative in many ways, liberal in some others but I honestly believe that if this plant were legalized federally we'd see a renaissance in this country. Minds would be unlocked, addictions to bad pharmaceuticals would subside and people would lighten the fuck up. “Careful man, there's a beverage here!” The Dude |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 34398756 United States 11/17/2017 09:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: A Friend It's not legal here to grow and I have an underage son. I don't want to go to jail. :purplehaze: Such a badass plant in so many ways. Probably THE most badass plant of all. That reminds me of this... :hemp: Hah I love that! As for growing where it's not legal, I hear you. I've been there. Even more reason to pressure Sessions and Trump. I'm a conservative in many ways, liberal in some others but I honestly believe that if this plant were legalized federally we'd see a renaissance in this country. Minds would be unlocked, addictions to bad pharmaceuticals would subside and people would lighten the fuck up. Not to mention the economy and tourism would thrive. I had hoped Trump would be the guy to just say "fuck it" and legalize it so this nation can get the party started. I mean, the economy of Washington state is FUCKING BOOMING. Same with Colorado. It's too bad that cannabis had to get politicized and is now considered a "red vs blue" thing. It's silly because it's a God-given plant. It was just here for us waiting to discover it, like everything else on this planet. |