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The Noodles that Cause Chronic Inflammation, Weight Gain, Alzheimerís and Parkinsonís Disease

 
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They are great with lots of cheese.
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They're deadly with lots of cheese, fucking inanimate object.
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Just bought some organic ramen without the preservative junk. Everything in moderation...add some veggies and it's a cheap ok meal.
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That company should be faulted for this. Where are they made? China?

Even so, the package does indicate 4 digits of sodium. How could this be good for anyone?

It's sad though, when that is all a person can afford to eat. I can see how they would skip over the sodium stat.
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Turns to carcinogenic sludge when consumed.

Have some rice instead.
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That company should be faulted for this. Where are they made? China?

Even so, the package does indicate 4 digits of sodium. How could this be good for anyone?

It's sad though, when that is all a person can afford to eat. I can see how they would skip over the sodium stat.
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper


It's not even food.
You'd literally be better off eating grass.
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That company should be faulted for this. Where are they made? China?

Even so, the package does indicate 4 digits of sodium. How could this be good for anyone?

It's sad though, when that is all a person can afford to eat. I can see how they would skip over the sodium stat.
 Quoting: Ms. Superduper


It's not even food.
You'd literally be better off eating grass.
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Yes. Like wheat grass. :-)
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I banned my son from buying or eating these or any other stiffened noodle.
He has an elasticity problem with his skin instead of stretchering it rips and leaves deep scars.
He ran into a problem with that weight lifting in football training as well as having to get his blood drawn, it is very hard to puncture his skin.
He today has bowl problems due to inflammation and shed the lining of it, bleeds badly and has other gastric problems as well, pisses bile.
His skin is messed with something even worse now and has an appointment for the removal of a very questionable fast gowning thing, it does not look good at all.
He is dropping weight fast for no reason at all.
 Quoting: Wondering Mind


Vitamin C is critical for collogen. Humans cannot manufacturer it due to a genetic defect we ALL have. Every human should manufacture approximately 3,000 mg per day. Your son should be taking at least 6,000 mg (6 grams) to restore collogen.

Additionally, I would add 3,000 mgs of L-Lysine and 500 mg of L-Proline to support collogen production.

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my friend eats a lot of junk like this, trying to eat cheaply

he recently had an infection below his knee that would bothering him for days so he went to an urgent care center

his blood sugar was 500

I have been schooling him on food, like explaining basic food groups and stuff, like carbs, proteins, fats, just for that reason, because heís getting older now and canít just eat anything

so they told him heís got type II diabetes

the biggest thing that pushed him over the edge probably was that he was drinking 4-10 sodas every day
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The problem with diabetes is if you get an infection. It may not go away and boom you lose your leg.
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Maybe so,
But it kills cancer if eaten with cheeze.
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I banned my son from buying or eating these or any other stiffened noodle.
He has an elasticity problem with his skin instead of stretchering it rips and leaves deep scars.
He ran into a problem with that weight lifting in football training as well as having to get his blood drawn, it is very hard to puncture his skin.
He today has bowl problems due to inflammation and shed the lining of it, bleeds badly and has other gastric problems as well, pisses bile.
His skin is messed with something even worse now and has an appointment for the removal of a very questionable fast gowning thing, it does not look good at all.
He is dropping weight fast for no reason at all.
 Quoting: Wondering Mind


O my goodness. Make sure he has enough good bacteria in his system. That really wrecks havoc on us when we are stressed out and our diet has been less than optimal. I hope he gets better fast.
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I banned my son from buying or eating these or any other stiffened noodle.
He has an elasticity problem with his skin instead of stretchering it rips and leaves deep scars.
He ran into a problem with that weight lifting in football training as well as having to get his blood drawn, it is very hard to puncture his skin.
He today has bowl problems due to inflammation and shed the lining of it, bleeds badly and has other gastric problems as well, pisses bile.
His skin is messed with something even worse now and has an appointment for the removal of a very questionable fast gowning thing, it does not look good at all.
He is dropping weight fast for no reason at all.
 Quoting: Wondering Mind


Vitamin C is critical for collogen. Humans cannot manufacturer it due to a genetic defect we ALL have. Every human should manufacture approximately 3,000 mg per day. Your son should be taking at least 6,000 mg (6 grams) to restore collogen.

Additionally, I would add 3,000 mgs of L-Lysine and 500 mg of L-Proline to support collogen production.

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75864337


You dont want to be short on it but humans dont need amounts of Vit C like apes do because we kind of recycle the stuff unlike them. We probably changed after going to a meat heavy diet. I would take much more than the govt tells people but crazy amounts I doubt do too much extra for you.
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One of the most popular lunches or dinners nowadays for those people who do not have a lot of money, or time like college students are instant noodles. Even though they are not the healthiest food out there, you still think they are not very bad. At least not like eating a burger or fries kind of bad anyways. [link to hlf-team.com]
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Wow! Didn't know that. I really like Ramen noodles, but stopped eating them due to the high sodium content. I used to eat Cup O Noodles at work because it was quick. I gained about 10 pounds in one month, stopped eating them and the weight came right off. I'll have to find some kind of Ramen type noodle that isn't horrible for youl.
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I banned my son from buying or eating these or any other stiffened noodle.
He has an elasticity problem with his skin instead of stretchering it rips and leaves deep scars.
He ran into a problem with that weight lifting in football training as well as having to get his blood drawn, it is very hard to puncture his skin.
He today has bowl problems due to inflammation and shed the lining of it, bleeds badly and has other gastric problems as well, pisses bile.
His skin is messed with something even worse now and has an appointment for the removal of a very questionable fast gowning thing, it does not look good at all.
He is dropping weight fast for no reason at all.
 Quoting: Wondering Mind


Vitamin C is critical for collogen. Humans cannot manufacturer it due to a genetic defect we ALL have. Every human should manufacture approximately 3,000 mg per day. Your son should be taking at least 6,000 mg (6 grams) to restore collogen.

Additionally, I would add 3,000 mgs of L-Lysine and 500 mg of L-Proline to support collogen production.

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75864337


You dont want to be short on it but humans dont need amounts of Vit C like apes do because we kind of recycle the stuff unlike them. We probably changed after going to a meat heavy diet. I would take much more than the govt tells people but crazy amounts I doubt do too much extra for you.
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Every human should be supplementing with three grams per day based on the average body mass.

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Lentils and brown rice are cheep and can be seasoned with a variety of spices and mixed with protein and vegetables. Served on whole wheat flat bread, very filling and full of fiber, and inexpensive.
People just need some basic cooking skills.
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I banned my son from buying or eating these or any other stiffened noodle.
He has an elasticity problem with his skin instead of stretchering it rips and leaves deep scars.
He ran into a problem with that weight lifting in football training as well as having to get his blood drawn, it is very hard to puncture his skin.
He today has bowl problems due to inflammation and shed the lining of it, bleeds badly and has other gastric problems as well, pisses bile.
His skin is messed with something even worse now and has an appointment for the removal of a very questionable fast gowning thing, it does not look good at all.
He is dropping weight fast for no reason at all.
 Quoting: Wondering Mind


Vitamin C is critical for collogen. Humans cannot manufacturer it due to a genetic defect we ALL have. Every human should manufacture approximately 3,000 mg per day. Your son should be taking at least 6,000 mg (6 grams) to restore collogen.

Additionally, I would add 3,000 mgs of L-Lysine and 500 mg of L-Proline to support collogen production.

.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75864337


You dont want to be short on it but humans dont need amounts of Vit C like apes do because we kind of recycle the stuff unlike them. We probably changed after going to a meat heavy diet. I would take much more than the govt tells people but crazy amounts I doubt do too much extra for you.
 Quoting: lawton


Every human should be supplementing with three grams per day based on the average body mass.

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75864337


Interested readers should Google "Dr. Linus Pauling Unified Theory of CVD" for more in-depth information.

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One of the most popular lunches or dinners nowadays for those people who do not have a lot of money, or time like college students are instant noodles. Even though they are not the healthiest food out there, you still think they are not very bad. At least not like eating a burger or fries kind of bad anyways. [link to hlf-team.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75866456


Wow! Didn't know that. I really like Ramen noodles, but stopped eating them due to the high sodium content. I used to eat Cup O Noodles at work because it was quick. I gained about 10 pounds in one month, stopped eating them and the weight came right off. I'll have to find some kind of Ramen type noodle that isn't horrible for youl.
 Quoting: stillnotINK


This stuff kicks azz.....

Cabbage Tortilla Soup
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The low carbs is why it is fat burning I suppose too.

There is also a supermarket bowl version that is good if you don't have time.
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Just add boiling water and let it sit for 3 minutes.
Strangely, it really does fill you up too, unlike other soups.
I throw fresh chopped parsley in it too....goes perfect with it.

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Re: The Noodles that Cause Chronic Inflammation, Weight Gain, Alzheimerís and Parkinsonís Disease
my friend eats a lot of junk like this, trying to eat cheaply

he recently had an infection below his knee that would bothering him for days so he went to an urgent care center

his blood sugar was 500

I have been schooling him on food, like explaining basic food groups and stuff, like carbs, proteins, fats, just for that reason, because heís getting older now and canít just eat anything

so they told him heís got type II diabetes

the biggest thing that pushed him over the edge probably was that he was drinking 4-10 sodas every day
 Quoting: Catseye


I would wonder if those are diet sodas. Diet sodas contain aspartame which is poison. Regular soda contains high fructose corn syrup which is dangerous too. I stopped drinking pop-sodas a long time ago.

Your friend can heal himself by changing his eating-drinking habits. Most likely the doctors will want to give him pills or whatever. I would avoid that as it will never solve the problem as it is a bandaid.

If he quits the sodas, that alone will help him.

The doctors blame it on sugar, but they FAIL to talk about the poisonous sugars on the market and in most all sodas.

Once you stop drinking soda-pop, and then you try one after quitting for a while......they taste like shit which is exactly what they are.
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Cheese. I just love cheese. Really I do.

Rrrrrreeeealy I do! :D

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I banned my son from buying or eating these or any other stiffened noodle.
He has an elasticity problem with his skin instead of stretchering it rips and leaves deep scars.
He ran into a problem with that weight lifting in football training as well as having to get his blood drawn, it is very hard to puncture his skin.
He today has bowl problems due to inflammation and shed the lining of it, bleeds badly and has other gastric problems as well, pisses bile.
His skin is messed with something even worse now and has an appointment for the removal of a very questionable fast gowning thing, it does not look good at all.
He is dropping weight fast for no reason at all.
 Quoting: Wondering Mind


Holy shit. And i thought i had problems. God bless and good luck.
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I hate those noodles. The maurchaun ones, in a cup, smell like hot piss.
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my friend eats a lot of junk like this, trying to eat cheaply

he recently had an infection below his knee that would bothering him for days so he went to an urgent care center

his blood sugar was 500

I have been schooling him on food, like explaining basic food groups and stuff, like carbs, proteins, fats, just for that reason, because heís getting older now and canít just eat anything

so they told him heís got type II diabetes

the biggest thing that pushed him over the edge probably was that he was drinking 4-10 sodas every day
 Quoting: Catseye


I would wonder if those are diet sodas. Diet sodas contain aspartame which is poison. Regular soda contains high fructose corn syrup which is dangerous too. I stopped drinking pop-sodas a long time ago.

Your friend can heal himself by changing his eating-drinking habits. Most likely the doctors will want to give him pills or whatever. I would avoid that as it will never solve the problem as it is a bandaid.

If he quits the sodas, that alone will help him.

The doctors blame it on sugar, but they FAIL to talk about the poisonous sugars on the market and in most all sodas.

Once you stop drinking soda-pop, and then you try one after quitting for a while......they taste like shit which is exactly what they are.
 Quoting: Bluebird1 66433951



The biggest load of bullshit can be seen in all the big food companies that still produce products touting "low fat!" even though they're often full of sugar.

Fake sugar is even worse than cane sugar, and the increasing use of high fructose sugar over the past 30 years is a major contributor to Americans becoming so damn overweight.

One big, irresponsible scam, from Big Agra to Big Pharma, from Big Food to Big Medical.

Think of that bunch being full of people who have all the dishonesty, greed and lack of integrity of Hillary and Barack.



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The way I see it somewhere the art of making a meal from real food has been almost forgotten in favor of quick easy no prep no clean-up meals,what will future kitchen look like, cabinets a microwave and a trash can? Hurry up and die I guess.
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I banned my son from buying or eating these or any other stiffened noodle.
He has an elasticity problem with his skin instead of stretchering it rips and leaves deep scars.
He ran into a problem with that weight lifting in football training as well as having to get his blood drawn, it is very hard to puncture his skin.
He today has bowl problems due to inflammation and shed the lining of it, bleeds badly and has other gastric problems as well, pisses bile.
His skin is messed with something even worse now and has an appointment for the removal of a very questionable fast gowning thing, it does not look good at all.
He is dropping weight fast for no reason at all.
 Quoting: Wondering Mind


How awful for all of you. Sending positive vibes & healing your way.
So sorry to read this.
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Maybe so,
But it kills cancer if eaten with cheeze.
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