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ANNUAL THANKSGIVING GLP UPGRADE CONTEST (closed) 3 Upgrades awarded tonight! | |
| TheOracle'sCookie Offer Upgrade  User ID: 75477895  United States11/22/2017 06:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | EDITED: 11-23-2017 10:02 PM EST  CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED--BUT PLEASE CONTINUE YOUR CAPTIONS "JUST FOR FUN!" WINNING CAPTIONS BELOW: winning Caption for KWYJBO PG. 5   [Spot knew there would be trouble when he saw cousin Brutus arrive for Thanksgiving Dinner. The food fights would be brutal...and...] "Peaz was never an OPTION."] kWYJBO...Page 5..."Peaz was never an OPTION. STORM...Page 4... "Spot couldn't believe an uncle he'd never even heard of...took BOTH drumsticks!" ChildofGod Right eye sees...pumpkin pie. Left eye sees....cheesecake. Decisions...Decisions Congratulations Caption winners! NOTE: I NEED YOU 3 WINNERS TO COME INTO THE THREAD AND ACCEPT YOUR UPGRADE. (Some past contests have seen contest winner decline the upgrade for their own reasons. So I want to be sure you will use your upgrade if you have won!) Thanks! Will keep your karma thru Sunday 11-26-2017 and if not CLAIMED it will go back into the "kitty" for the next contest. TY TheOracle'sCookie RUNNER UP (IF ANYONE DECLINES THEIR PRIZE) hd...Page 4... "...No...I thought YOU were bringing the TURKEY! CONGRATULATIONS YOU GUYS! (Please let me know below that you accept the Upgrade.) ----------------------------------- MEMBERS WITH WINNING CAPTIONS (1 GREEN KARMA) Lilopin Page 1...."Dinner of my DREAMS." Swamp Draining Wizard...."And then...THE PUMPKIN PIE." A Friend...."Nibiru" ------------------------------------ A.C.s (with no blue name) get "Honorable Mention:" A.C. Pg 2...Uncle Joe is getting TO CLOSE TO THE KIDS TABLE! Ac.3020...Page 4...What the hell is TAPIOCA?  REALLY GREAT JOB EVERYONE! Hope you enjoy your Holiday!  TheOracle'sCookie THANKS TO ALL WHO DONATED GREEN FOR THE THIRD WINNER!! NOTE: I'm only 10 green karma points away from having enough GREEN KARMA to UPGRADE (3)THREE LUCKY WINNERS instead of only TWO...lots of great entries! Anyone wishing to "contribute Green Karma for the cause" let me know!  THANK YOU! WE ARE UP TO 300 AND CAN UPGRADE 3 WINNERS TOIGHT! BE SURE TO CHECK THE THREAD AROUND 9:00 PM EST!! O'sCookie WINNERS ANNOUNCEMENT TIME CHANGED TO 9:00 PM EST (WE ARE HAVING A LATE THANKSGIVING DINNER!) SORRY IF THIS IN AN INCONVENIENCE. CONTEST WILL RUN FROM 11-22-2017 THRU 11-23-2017 THANKSGIVING DAY...9:00 PM EST WINNERS ANNOUNCED. It is almost Thanksgiving...TIME FOR OUR ANNUAL GLP-UPGRADE CAPTION CONTEST. I have always appreciated a help with an upgrade when things are a little broke and I'd like to return the favor this year. I've hosted a few other caption contests in recent months that have had some really fun results--amazing posts by folks with super imaginations. Here is our last caption contest link you can look over (the winners are listed on Page 1 w/captions): Thread: ANNUAL HALLOWEEN "CAPTION CONTEST" TONIGHT! ONE-MONTH FREE UPGRADE-Thu 10-31 at 11:00 PM EST and Thread: GLP Free Upgrade Contest: "Caption this Image" (Tonight thru 9 PM Monday!) CLOSED HERE IS TODAY'S PIC: Commentary on Thanksgiving Dinner (or anything you think he's reacting to!) CAPTION THIS IMAGE TO WIN A FREE UPGRADE ONLY A.C.s with a "blue name"--you need to register for a free account to enter. I can't upgrade A.C.s that are not registered (sorry.)...Or a former member who has as yet not done a new upgrade can win. Members who enter will receive Green Karma A.C.s who enter who are NOT blue-names will receive "honorable mention." KEEP YOUR CONTEST ENTRY "PG-13" RATED PLEASE. GROSS/RUDE CAPTIONS WILL BE DELETED. HAVE FUN! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 11/26/2017 11:01 AM "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 75477895 United States11/22/2017 06:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here is my entry: Thanksgiving dinner check off... Mashed potatoes...check! Candied Sweet Potatoes...check! Cranberry sause...check! Pumpkin pie.......check! Whipped cream.....check! Creamed green beans w/almonds...check! ....I think I got everything. OMG...THE F'ING TURKEY! WHERE'S THE TURKEY? "The dinner's served...but I forgot the TURKEY!" Have fun! O'sCookie Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 11/22/2017 06:36 PM "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 75477895 United States11/22/2017 06:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "FLUFFY the cat started doing TRICKS to get the best left-over turkey pieces..."  AND "SPOT" COULDN'T THINK OF A SINGLE TRICK TO DO! Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 11/24/2017 01:17 AM "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 75477895 United States11/22/2017 06:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 'Getting stoned and having the munchies is the only way I can stomach this shit!' Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75878560 I know I'm not in the running. Just havin' a bit of fun. lol! "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| Lancifer User ID: 75326829  Canada11/22/2017 07:04 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You're not taking it away are you? I have no doubt that in reality the future will be vastly more surprising than anything I can imagine. Now my own suspicion is that the Universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we can suppose. J.B.S. Haldane |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 75860969  Ireland11/22/2017 07:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here is my entry: Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie Thanksgiving dinner check off... Mashed potatoes...check! Candied Sweet Potatoes...check! Cranberry sause...check! Pumpkin pie.......check! Whipped cream.....check! Creamed green beans w/almonds...check! ....I think I got everything. OMG...THE F'ING TURKEY! WHERE'S THE TURKEY? :ScareyDolly: "The dinner's served...but I forgot the TURKEY!" Have fun! O'sCookie Just making turkey breast with stuffing. Some medley O'cauli, an that green one like cauli. A few sprouts with shavings O'carrot. That B fookin it for me yankee friend..... Aye. Three colours an no less on da fookin plata as me G/daughter sez... Happy thankumrfookinindian..... Fook but aye. The Human Being. Did you yankees know we Oirish hold The Choctaw in very high regard. Black 47 and an old Indian Grandfather.Kudos to the nations after all those years........... Some of us remember........ |
| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 75477895 United States11/22/2017 11:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation |  I like this one because some cooks get really offended if you don' INSIST taking some 2nd helpings home. (REmember this guys...fuss over your dinner --you get "points" from the chef!) O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 75477895 United States11/22/2017 11:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "Uncle Charlie...NO!...Don't bring up Planet X this Thanksgiving!" O'sCookie Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 11/22/2017 11:54 PM "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 75477895 United States11/23/2017 12:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Let's keep the contest entries PG-13 RATED PLEASE. I'm monitoring the thread so if your are being gross/rude I will delete your entry. Sorry...has to be that way. O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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| Shadowzz User ID: 75186719 United States11/23/2017 12:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HERE IS TODAY'S PIC: Commentary on Thanksgiving Dinner (or anything you think he's reacting to!) ONLY A.C.s with a "blue name"--you need to register for a free account to enter. I can't upgrade A.C.s that are not registered (sorry.)...Or a former member who has as yet not done a new upgrade can win. Members who enter will receive Green Karma A.C.s who enter who are NOT blue-names will receive "honorable mention" HAVE FUN! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!! "Dear Lord, thank you for this meal I am about to receive...just don't let me get CAUGHT!" AMEN! ~Every human has 3 lives: Public, Private and SECRET~ |
| Pinkorchid- Of the Begined User ID: 75869720 Australia11/23/2017 12:07 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here is my entry: Quoting: TheOracle'sCookie Thanksgiving dinner check off... Mashed potatoes...check! Candied Sweet Potatoes...check! Cranberry sause...check! Pumpkin pie.......check! Whipped cream.....check! Creamed green beans w/almonds...check! ....I think I got everything. OMG...THE F'ING TURKEY! WHERE'S THE TURKEY? "The dinner's served...but I forgot the TURKEY!" Have fun! O'sCookie " You thought you had it bad with a bacon ban , try living in a Turkey-a-phobic household , all I get is gruel!!!" Warning proceeding to read this may cause anxiety, poster is indemnified if you proceed. I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment. SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL THE TRUTH |
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| Lilopin User ID: 16213727 United States11/23/2017 12:13 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | (for fun) Ohhhhh, THE DINNER OF MY DREAMS! - I'M GONNA FAINT! . . My dog ate my pronouns, he/she/it - everywhere. (Clown World tees) . Want to make God laugh, tell Him 'your' plans. . Cremation... the only hope I have left for a smoking hot body... . God bless America! :flag waver: |
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| TheOracle'sCookie (OP) User ID: 75477895 United States11/23/2017 12:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I'm sure that MANY people feel this way about a great Thanksgiving meal,lil! Love this caption...I can't wait for dinner tomorrow...always has been a favorite holiday. O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
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