Godlike Productions - Discussion Forum
Users Online Now: 1,925 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 784,387
Pageviews Today: 1,394,566Threads Today: 526Posts Today: 10,659
04:50 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

He Was a Ticking Timebomb

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 67536071
United States
11/22/2017 07:15 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
He Was a Ticking Timebomb
That church shooter was everywhere. He walked over 150 yards (137 meters) from the gas station, across the highway, through the field to the church. He shot wildly at the sides and front of the church, somehow found a ladder, climbed up on the roof and shot wildly through the roof. He then climbed down the ladder from the roof and entered the church where he shot wildly at everyone he could see. After firing hundreds upon hundreds of rounds Devin Patrick Kelley walked out of the church. That's where our hero Stephen Willeford, after being woken out of his drunken stupor by his daughter, spotted Devin.

"He saw me and I saw him. I was standing behind a pick-up truck for cover."

He added: "I know I hit him. He got into his vehicle, and he fired another couple rounds through his side window. When the window dropped, I fired another round at him again."

He managed to hit Kelley in the side through a gap in his body armour, causing the killer to drop his gun and flee in his SUV.

"Former Air Force member and Bible studies teacher Devin Kelley was seen driving through Sutherland Springs in his white SUV dressed all in black, in full combat gear.

*The 26-year-old had a black mask on with a white skull on it and a bulletproof vest. At his side was an assault rifle. He was ready for battle."*

"...At 11.20am he parked outside a petrol station across the road from the church, got out with his gun and walked determinedly towards the church. He fired the first of his shots at this point.

What followed in the next few seconds changed the town's history.

Once inside police say Kelley "moved around freely" - there was nothing or no one who could stop his killing spree. Investigators are still trying to piece together what exactly happened.

*"...Two bodies were found outside. Police are trying to determine at what point the pair were killed. Was it as they tried to run for their lives? Or were they the first victims, as Kelley marched into the church?*

One more person died at hospital, taking the toll to 26 dead."

[link to www.news.com.au]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!



[link to youtu.be (secure)]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 69396013
United States
11/22/2017 07:29 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: He Was a Ticking Timebomb
Hoax me gently
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 17115300
United States
11/22/2017 07:30 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: He Was a Ticking Timebomb
he obviously was triggered by CNN
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 67536071
United States
11/22/2017 07:33 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: He Was a Ticking Timebomb
Hoax me gently
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69396013


The people doing these hoaxes need to pay.
Pay us back our tax dollars they use to pull this shit.
Pay us back our lost time.
Pay us for fraud.
And they need to go to prison.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 75543712
Netherlands
11/22/2017 07:43 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: He Was a Ticking Timebomb
Probably the worst hoax ever.
You'd think that they could afford better crisis actors. Not drunks and ex cons.

dance
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 75451712
United States
11/22/2017 07:46 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: He Was a Ticking Timebomb
How did the shooter get all of the way back to the gas station?

Did the barefoot drunk chase him over there?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 47655393
United States
11/22/2017 07:50 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: He Was a Ticking Timebomb
Somebody still pushing a false flag narrative.thread fail op!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 75750609
United States
11/22/2017 07:53 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: He Was a Ticking Timebomb
How did the shooter get all of the way back to the gas station?

Did the barefoot drunk chase him over there?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75451712


Johnnie Langendork, the other heroo, picked him up in his truck and followed him back to his car in the gas station parking lot and then THAT"S when our dead eye drunk took his shot!

Oh wait, that doesn't work either.

Never mind.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 67536071
United States
11/22/2017 07:56 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: He Was a Ticking Timebomb
Somebody still pushing a false flag narrative.thread fail op!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47655393


You think this was a real shooting?

YOU <<<======------ lmao
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 75736533
Germany
11/22/2017 07:59 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: He Was a Ticking Timebomb
Somebody still pushing a false flag narrative.thread fail op!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47655393


This couldn't be MORE fake. It was a HOAX idiot.
DrK
User ID: 72913020
United States
11/22/2017 08:07 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: He Was a Ticking Timebomb
If this account of the story is true, How do we know that Stephen Willeford was not in cahoots with Devin Kelley, and maybe Stephen shot the 2 victims outside the church before shooting Devin?


sheep
-database-

User ID: 74948773
United States
11/22/2017 08:15 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: He Was a Ticking Timebomb
How did the shooter get all of the way back to the gas station?

Did the barefoot drunk chase him over there?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75451712


Johnnie Langendork, the other heroo, picked him up in his truck and followed him back to his car in the gas station parking lot and then THAT"S when our dead eye drunk took his shot!

Oh wait, that doesn't work either.

Never mind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75750609


Adrenaline can sober you up REAL fast if your facing live fire.
Hesher was here! Fuck You!
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 67536071
United States
11/22/2017 08:44 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: He Was a Ticking Timebomb
If this account of the story is true, How do we know that Stephen Willeford was not in cahoots with Devin Kelley, and maybe Stephen shot the 2 victims outside the church before shooting Devin?


sheep
 Quoting: DrK 72913020


Just do a tiny amount of research and you'll see how it wasn't real. No one died and no one was shot...sigh...once again.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 67536071
United States
11/22/2017 08:46 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: He Was a Ticking Timebomb
How did the shooter get all of the way back to the gas station?

Did the barefoot drunk chase him over there?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75451712


Johnnie Langendork, the other heroo, picked him up in his truck and followed him back to his car in the gas station parking lot and then THAT"S when our dead eye drunk took his shot!

Oh wait, that doesn't work either.

Never mind.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75750609


Adrenaline can sober you up REAL fast if your facing live fire.
 Quoting: -database-


No amount of bending this story makes it work. Did you bother watching the video?





GLP