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Subject Confessions of a Butterball Turkey Talk-Line operator
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“We’ve heard it all,” says Nicole Johnson, the hotline’s co-director. “People ask if they can thaw their turkey with an electric blanket, a Jacuzzi and even in the dishwasher on the rinse cycle — none of which work.”

She recalls one panicked father who called on Thanksgiving Day, amid the sound of splashing water: “In an effort to multitask, he was bathing the kids and soaking the turkey in the tub together!”


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