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MEN: What do you actually want for Christmas?!

 
Mike Ehrmantraut

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11/28/2017 02:29 PM
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Tall blonde/brunette/redhead with long legs and a short skirt....generously buttered from the waist down.

Naaaa... just kidding.

More ammo is good.

I wear a .380, 9mm, 9mm Makarov, .45 ACP, .223... and .308.

Ooops! Almost forgot the 12g.... in the 00 variety.

Last Edited by Mike Ehrmantraut on 11/28/2017 02:31 PM
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One year, I got my ex custom poker chips and an engraved wood poker chip case. I was pretty proud of that gift idea!
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A bow

One of those mini remote control boats
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One year, I got my ex custom poker chips and an engraved wood poker chip case. I was pretty proud of that gift idea!
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


I'd be over the moon!

The thought really does count, for most ppl anyway
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One year, I got my ex custom poker chips and an engraved wood poker chip case. I was pretty proud of that gift idea!
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


I'd be over the moon!

The thought really does count, for most ppl anyway
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75327325


:) He was happy with it.
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One year, I got my ex custom poker chips and an engraved wood poker chip case. I was pretty proud of that gift idea!
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


I'd be over the moon!

The thought really does count, for most ppl anyway
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75327325


:) He was happy with it.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


The fact that you engraved it makes the difference. Poker boxes are everywhere, not uncommon

But if you personally made the box yourself and engraved it- +10000 bonus pints+ a canoe ride
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chuckle

cologne.. just doesn't do it
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One year, I got my ex custom poker chips and an engraved wood poker chip case. I was pretty proud of that gift idea!
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


I'd be over the moon!

The thought really does count, for most ppl anyway
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75327325


:) He was happy with it.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


The fact that you engraved it makes the difference. Poker boxes are everywhere, not uncommon

But if you personally made the box yourself and engraved it- +10000 bonus pints+ a canoe ride
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75327325


*I* didn't make it myself, I had it made. I'm not THAT handy! lol
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About ten thousand Bitcoins would be nice!

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don't know what your man wants

but I do know what I want
- don't need material junk

all I want is for "That Lady" to make a decision
> in or out no more fence sitting
oh hai!
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Blowjob with swallow.
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nailed it first response you can close this thread now...5a
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a decent drone is awesome if he doesnt have one.

not the made in china walmart crap that flys 7 minutes if you dont crash it (and you will) or 1 minute when you do - and then need new parts that you never buy.
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A weekend away, with you, and no kids.
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I'd be over the moon!

The thought really does count, for most ppl anyway
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75327325


:) He was happy with it.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


The fact that you engraved it makes the difference. Poker boxes are everywhere, not uncommon

But if you personally made the box yourself and engraved it- +10000 bonus pints+ a canoe ride
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75327325


*I* didn't make it myself, I had it made. I'm not THAT handy! lol
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


It's still a nice gesture,I wasn't degrading it
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A nice antique Hudson's Bay Point blanket.
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:youreafag:
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Sharper Image has some really cool stuff for just about any dude.
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Targets for plinking, a bass boat, yourself in new lingerie.
Purity of Essence
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:) He was happy with it.
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


The fact that you engraved it makes the difference. Poker boxes are everywhere, not uncommon

But if you personally made the box yourself and engraved it- +10000 bonus pints+ a canoe ride
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75327325


*I* didn't make it myself, I had it made. I'm not THAT handy! lol
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


It's still a nice gesture,I wasn't degrading it
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75327325


:) I know. Just wanted to be clear that I didn't make it.
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Giant trash bag full of chips & a 2 gallons of salsa.
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11/28/2017 08:12 PM
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Re: MEN: What do you actually want for Christmas?!
Silver bullion/coins.
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chuckle

cologne.. just doesn't do it
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How about new socks or a tie?
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You out that door!
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A pair of size 12 Redwing blacksmith boots in rough copper would work for me.
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A smaller penis...one like chips...or trinities.
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Okay, not that small :D Just smaller than I have. Thx santa......
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A really great blowjob.
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Men aren't into Christmas. It's women and children.
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There are some really good ideas on this thread. And some really shitty ridiculous ones. Thanks guys, you know I love ya'll.
"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." - Albert Camus

"It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners." - Albert Camus

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Blowjob with swallow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75603467


If you have to ask for that for Christmas, that's sad.
 Quoting: ItsAllOneBigLie


Does that mean u provide hubby with this w/o asking?

If so, could u reach out to my wife, encouraging her to get with the program?
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Blowjob with swallow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75603467


If you have to ask for that for Christmas, that's sad.
 Quoting: ItsAllOneBigLie


Does that mean u provide hubby with this w/o asking?

If so, could u reach out to my wife, encouraging her to get with the program?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75916181


Lol I could let her know. I guess I didn't realize it was that special of a thing.
"The only way to deal with an unfree world is to become so absolutely free that your very existence is an act of rebellion." - Albert Camus

"It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners." - Albert Camus

"The trouble is, you think you have time."





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