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It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food

 
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12/07/2017 02:55 AM
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It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
So my diet is mostly good 99 percent of the time. I cook my own meals and pack them with good ingredients or "power foods". But my wife is lazy and NEVER cooks and every single day pretty much she asks for delivery. I say no because it costs so much to eat that stuff all week. But the main problem is if I order it in even one time the next day my god I CANNOT MOVE from off the toilet for nearly half an hour. My shit is stuck. Immediately after eating it I get these sharp glass/crackling kind of pains in my stomach, constant farting, sometimes lightheaded, stuffy nose.

I just feel like complete shit after eating Chinese, Indian food, takeout curries, anything like that.

The only one that is not so bad is pizza but even then I feel insanely thirsty and dry mouth for the rest of the night after eating that.

I very rarely eat it but like I said my wife is lazy and sometimes when I am really tired and don't want to cook I'll say fuck it and order a Chinese in but then the next day I fucking pay for it by being stuck to the toilet or having a headache or dry mouth.

Why is it so bad after only eating it once in a while?
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12/07/2017 03:05 AM
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
So my diet is mostly good 99 percent of the time. I cook my own meals and pack them with good ingredients or "power foods". But my wife is lazy and NEVER cooks and every single day pretty much she asks for delivery. I say no because it costs so much to eat that stuff all week. But the main problem is if I order it in even one time the next day my god I CANNOT MOVE from off the toilet for nearly half an hour. My shit is stuck. Immediately after eating it I get these sharp glass/crackling kind of pains in my stomach, constant farting, sometimes lightheaded, stuffy nose.

I just feel like complete shit after eating Chinese, Indian food, takeout curries, anything like that.

The only one that is not so bad is pizza but even then I feel insanely thirsty and dry mouth for the rest of the night after eating that.

I very rarely eat it but like I said my wife is lazy and sometimes when I am really tired and don't want to cook I'll say fuck it and order a Chinese in but then the next day I fucking pay for it by being stuck to the toilet or having a headache or dry mouth.

Why is it so bad after only eating it once in a while?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 49320718

I was a competetive powerlifter for a while and kept my diet really clean for years.

When I rewarded myself with takeout food, after the competition for instance, I'd experience the same as you. Increasing my food intake (even if it was clean) also had the same effect. For instance, when I transitioned from a diet regime (just before the competition) to bulking regime (training hard again), I'd spend the first week on the toilet pushing so hard that I feared I'd bust a vein in my head.

If you're used to eating regularly and clean, any occasional binge on takeout food screws up your digestive system. Too much fat, portion size, too much highly processed ingredients (e.g. flour), sugars, and so on.
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12/07/2017 03:07 AM
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
it might be a tumor?
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12/07/2017 03:09 AM
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
Its the endorphins in your brain
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12/07/2017 03:10 AM
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
it might be a tumor?
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ohyeah
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
it might be a tumor?
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Its not a toooomaaa!
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12/07/2017 03:22 AM
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
It's the sodium content.

One takeaway meal has probably similar amount of sodium you'd eat in a day with normal cooking.

So the sudden rush of sodium makes your mouth dry and want to get a drink, preferably coke, which increases sugar, which increases insulin and thus makes you sleepy.

Vicious cycle.
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12/07/2017 09:14 AM
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
It's the sodium content.

One takeaway meal has probably similar amount of sodium you'd eat in a day with normal cooking.

So the sudden rush of sodium makes your mouth dry and want to get a drink, preferably coke, which increases sugar, which increases insulin and thus makes you sleepy.

Vicious cycle.
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Makes sense
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12/07/2017 07:00 PM

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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
salt is good for you.

absolutely. Drink if you want to after consuming it.

I add it liberally to all the food I make from scratch.

which is all of it.

Last Edited by beeches on 12/07/2017 07:01 PM
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
I can't eat fast food anymore. Not only because its extremely crappy and the restaurants themselves are dirty ass shit holes full of flies and germs, but its the fact that most black people serve and cook the food and they be hating on white people. so no, fuck that and fuck them.
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
I can't eat fast food anymore. Not only because its extremely crappy and the restaurants themselves are dirty ass shit holes full of flies and germs, but its the fact that most black people serve and cook the food and they be hating on white people. so no, fuck that and fuck them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51850727

LOL, why so much racism?
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12/07/2017 07:11 PM
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
Try a McRib - then do a video review and post it!
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12/07/2017 07:12 PM
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
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12/07/2017 07:15 PM
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
Because it is full of saturated fat and goodness knows what else. The last time I had a Pakistani curry I was shítting over six hedges on my back lawn on the way home. NEVER AGAIN.
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12/07/2017 07:16 PM
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
I can't eat fast food anymore. Not only because its extremely crappy and the restaurants themselves are dirty ass shit holes full of flies and germs, but its the fact that most black people serve and cook the food and they be hating on white people. so no, fuck that and fuck them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51850727


WTF so you'd rather not see them work? You can't respect a black man that cares to have an honest job over one that chooses to sell drugs or collects welfare checks from the government? That makes NO sense.
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12/07/2017 07:17 PM
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
And the next morning my bottom looked like a blood-orange. NEVER AGAIN.
I only eat healthy foods now.
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12/07/2017 07:18 PM
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
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12/07/2017 07:23 PM
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
Just make your own food. Let your wife order her own food and heat up what's left the next day.
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
It wouldnt be possible to recall how many times Ive sharted in the bar after eating take-away food. Its fcking annoying to be honest, having to go home early because of it, or throw your underpants out of a window.
Having a drink in the bar about ten minutes after eating, thinking you are doing a silent fart that no-one will hear, and then sharting and the seat of your pants going warm and wet with a yellow stain soaking right through.
NEVER AGAIN.
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12/07/2017 07:37 PM
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
At least you had a blessed "Movement". Dear Lord!
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12/07/2017 07:39 PM
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
Well I will tell you what, the last time I ate a Pakistani curry, I was on the toilet for almost an hour, in and out of consciousness, and my poo will have been a danger to shipping when it got out to sea.
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
but its the fact that most black people serve and cook the food and they be hating on white people. so no, fuck that and fuck them.

This concerns me as well.

On a few occasions I've picked up some burgers and gotten attitude for no reason at all...when I got home & tossed the burgers into the trash can.

I pretty much cook all my own food now!
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
I can't eat fast food anymore. Not only because its extremely crappy and the restaurants themselves are dirty ass shit holes full of flies and germs, but its the fact that most black people serve and cook the food and they be hating on white people. so no, fuck that and fuck them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51850727


WTF so you'd rather not see them work? You can't respect a black man that cares to have an honest job over one that chooses to sell drugs or collects welfare checks from the government? That makes NO sense.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75758711


Aw, you're the sensitive type with no experience of the world. That's cute. Enjoy it.
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
it might be a tumor?
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LOL, good one
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
I can't eat fast food anymore. Not only because its extremely crappy and the restaurants themselves are dirty ass shit holes full of flies and germs, but its the fact that most black people serve and cook the food and they be hating on white people. so no, fuck that and fuck them.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51850727


WTF so you'd rather not see them work? You can't respect a black man that cares to have an honest job over one that chooses to sell drugs or collects welfare checks from the government? That makes NO sense.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75758711


Aw, you're the sensitive type with no experience of the world. That's cute. Enjoy it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 51850727


No, I'm just not as stupid as you. The less people on welfare the better.
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
Constipation - try adding milk thistle when you eat out

Dry mouth - may be due to your blood sugar rising (everything has high fructos corn syrup)

Another thing that is also in most restaurants - CANOLA OIL - which can really screw up disgestion as its acids burns through your insides and it leeches calcium from your bones.

Wifey - refuse to cook (or get any food) for her until she gets up off her lazy ass and contributes to the household.
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12/07/2017 11:29 PM
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
Constipation - try adding milk thistle when you eat out

Dry mouth - may be due to your blood sugar rising (everything has high fructos corn syrup)

Another thing that is also in most restaurants - CANOLA OIL - which can really screw up disgestion as its acids burns through your insides and it leeches calcium from your bones.

Wifey - refuse to cook (or get any food) for her until she gets up off her lazy ass and contributes to the household.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75816952


add to it the high Fructose and aluminum sulfate now almost in all foods and then GMO, total body failure program being done by the food industry on the people. my opinions on this matter
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12/07/2017 11:32 PM
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
Eat prunes, they make you regular.

Gotta balance things out.
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12/07/2017 11:43 PM
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
Id just keep preparing quality meals for one, if you know what I mean.
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12/07/2017 11:44 PM
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
All that stuff has really bad ingredients in it, like MSG. And soy. As for pizza, it's loaded with salt, which is why you're so dry and thirsty afterwards.

Stick with a healthy diet. You may have to be in charge of food in your house, get your wife to do other stuff. My husband does a lot of the cooking, I do all the clean up. Something like that.

I have the same problem with you with fast food. It literally makes me sick. It's too radical a change in the diet. You don't know what they're feeding you, and may you don't want to know.
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Re: It's getting increasingly difficult to eat any kind of takeout food
Try a McRib - then do a video review and post it!
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