What did you do for your midlife crisis? (poll)

3 blondes. At once.

I found a hot 32 yo ( I was 43 at the time) and engaged in a lot of risky behavior like public sex, drinking alcohol...

Hunt corrupt cops!
Its been a blast!

I had a 3 way with two hot indian girls on a reservation in Idaho

You left out "all of the above".

maybe the ppl here are under their 40s? I thought we were an old bunch....

You forgot "troll your stupid Poll threads".

LOL and I could have added to the list, left church and never went back, Left civilization for the woods and never went back,

Next?

bought a motorhome

disinherited the children

got some revenge served very cold, 20 years later LOL

built a log cabin

didn't really have a crisis

but did a partial career change
opted to go work for the place where
I have been doing contract work, for the last 10 years
Dec. 31 is last day as contractor

Got a motorcycle ofcourse.

I did not say I am against non conspiracy related threads. I am against threads asking, 'should I review this' or that taking up space on the front page. It wasn't even a review thread, it was one asking if it should be reviewed....

not to mention- that is exactly why I made these threads. some people are dense.

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Beer helps.

It sure made menopause more fun, I hardly remember going through it LOL

I grew up!

I ditched my wife.

she clung to me on hooked claws like a banshee lizard and it took 3 years, 3 lawyers and 6 legal motions but I eventually won and God cast His judgement diwn upon her.

vodka helps faster!!

I shot myself in the head. No worries, no more lies.

No multiple choice option?

I would like it if we could choose more than one, but saw no way to add that feature. Like I had sex with the 32 yo in the middle of a road, at a lake, on a porch with cars passing by..... and I drank beers! I am a tee totaler for many years, no alcohol except a glass of baileys at the holidays and I was drinking beer which I have always not liked... even the brand I specifically hated, it was delicious... but not now. It was only delicious for a few months and then gross again, then I found a real man.

I haven't hit it yet nor have I considered some of those things. My quarter life crisis was rough/wild though.

3/4 life crisis, you disinherit the grand children and move on to the very serious pain drugs,LOL

Apart from plastic surgery i am all of above lol.

My mid life crisis lasted a long time lol, now everything is settled with new wife n kid and better for it

ps - is their an old life crisis and how fun will that be and when hehe??

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Sold my business
Traveled the world
Blew through half a million
Went into the woods for four years
Got divorced
Starting over
and happier than I’ve been in longer than I can remember ...looking back now the thing I was running from most was a horrible marriage.

Hayseed

I don't have time for such a crisis...

Moved out to the lake

Nothing radical. Just kick back and listen to some old music that reminded me of the good times of my youth. Instead of dreading getting older, be thankful about it. Some people don't live to see past 20 years old.