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Woman Drops Insane Truthbomb on Penis Size (Suicide Fuel)

 
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Women just have huge overstretched vag. These days. Like caves,gaping gross overgrown animal steroid kitty.
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Nailed it ,,,, I do the same thing to chicks all the time,, if they got small tits I tell them to take a hike and if we make it into bed and I'm not happy with what I see I tell them they smell like a wet horse and send them packing.... Paybacks a bitch
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excellent title mate...... very excellent... noice
did you notice? sry about the thing that happened on 1992 4/08/1992

but atleast it did the thing then later

good work everyone repsect god today
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her vajeen is like sleeve of wizard not a mans anus
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:borat: <-- !!
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"My first boyfriend was kinda small but I didn’t realize it until my 2nd boyfriend. He was huge and it did hurt at first but soon it was awesome. As someone else here said there is a strong correlation between small penises and women not having orgasms. We need big ones to get the job done and it would be nice if men could shut up and accept this. I AVOID SMALL ONES LIKE THE PLAGUE at this point. A few years ago I went to this guys place after a few dates and we’re going to have sex until I saw his penis. It was 5 inches. I know this because my first bf was 5 and this guy was about the same size. I got up and left. He was pretty upset, and called me a bitch for being shallow. I SAID NO I JUST DON'T SLEEP WITH LITTLE BOYS. In hindsight it was a little mean to be that direct but I was pissed, he was tall and really cute and I was expecting a lot more than what he had and I knew it would be lousy sex after I saw it."
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So there you have it, folks. It actually got me to thinking. The expectations for women are becoming insane in this day in age.

The reality is, WOMEN WATCH PORN. And What do they see in porn? HUGE PENISES.

So women always expect a cucumber to drop from your pants, and they think that's the norm. Anything normal or average, they may laugh at your or turn you down. If they don't say shit, they'll joke about it with their girlfriends the next day, then you're forgotten. They only seem to remember the big ones, and those always gain a reputation.

I've literally talked to at least 128 girls in the past 2 months and they all said 8 inches is normal or ideal.

When I asked them what do they think of a guy in the 5, 6, or 7 inch rain, they pretty much just said that they rather look for a guy with a bigger penis. WTF? LOL

So in a woman's mind, these days, anything under 8x6 (6 being circumference) is micropenis.

WTF is going on in this world? Someone please explain this to me?
verysad
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Sorry you ex-girfriend laughed at the size of your lil weiner.
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[link to www.emandlo.com]

WTF is going on in this world?
verysad
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Your an imbecile?
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biologically speaking
if you don't have at least bare minimum 8 inch penis with a lot of girth to it then you won't satisfy a woman
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With the right sluts I can ejaculate up to 3 times or more and give hot ass models multiple orgasms all night fucking long and I'm no John Holmes.

Fuck off with your ignorant

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Women just have huge overstretched vag. These days. Like caves,gaping gross overgrown animal steroid kitty.
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Hey retard, did you know that a vagina doesn't become permanently loose from sex?
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Same can't be said for the butthole I'm afraid.
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Good for me I'm 8x7 then.
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Metric system.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75344920


LOL. “I’m 6 x 8 and they call me ‘the coke can’”
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What is it with these women that want to be skewered with a fire hydrant anyway?
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Talk about a necro bump.
The OP is an utter crock of shit.
The thread does amuse however ...

I can tell you stories.
.... , I'm a petite female.
And big ones are what I usually end up with.
... And I mean big.
8 inches plus , huge girth, and what the guy on page one said about rare quickies, screaming and bleeding...
Ummm... Yeah.

A lot of "OH GOD"ing goes on during the early stages of the relationship, and it isnt always for a good reason.
It hurts a lot, until you get used to the guy, which can take a bit.

I do not seek this out mind you.
Seems to be my karma....

If I'm in a serious relationship, and sex is regular, well yeah, it can be amazing, but if say I only see him on the weekends,or every 2 weeks, it's like I'm a virgin all over again. Oh God oh God oh God.

I also have no issue with oral.
If it's my man, I do him right ....

Average guys. 5-6 inches, etc , and sex and orgasms, in general,are easier .
I'm pretty sure there are studies about it too.
Most women prefer an average man, where sex is good, and not a production every time.

Never had a tiny guy, but I can tell you this, I dont care what size he is.
All I care about is him.
Whatever size his weenis is, its his, so.... It's all good.

My bbf has been with a guy that has a micro penis. For years now.
Not a problem she says, but they rarely have sex now she said. Like once every 6 months, at most. No interest. Either party.
We think he's super self conscious about his lack of Wang so......
He is a millionaire though.
Ahem.
Bitches need love too.


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I’m 6’4” with a Johnson like a cop’s flashlight. Shit isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be.

Early in life banging a chick was like rape. They’d bleed and scream. Shit ain’t fun.

And having a quickie is rarely an option unless you carry a tube of KY everywhere you go. A girl I was banging many years ago always wanted quickies in places but unless she was soaking fuckin wet I’d try to force it in and her labias would get shoved inside with the pubic hairs and shit. And when you get pissed and ram it in then they get all ripped.

Then most girls can’t even take the D. Why do dumb ass hoes talk shit that they want a monster when their shallow little vaginas can only accommodate maybe 6 or 7 inches. No matter how much force you use. There is nothing more disappointing than a chick who can only take half my penis. Rather jack off.

And blow jobs are almost nonexistent. Every single chick could suck for maybe a few minutes until they started bitching about their jaw hurting. I can honestly say out of the 400 or so girls I’ve slept with only 2 of them were able to give me a proper blow job. And they couldn’t swallow it all. Shit came out their nose and they’d usually puke. Most girls I had to pull out last second and come in their mouths. I’ll tell you that no woman on earth can or is willing to swallow a full cup of sperm. Bitches.

There are other problems too like the shit dangling in the water when you sit on the toilet. And now that I’m a bit older the shit don’t get rock hard like it used to. You can’t stuff a big softy into a girl unless she has a blown out cavernous barn dad for a pussy.

Anyway the shit isn’t how it’s made to be fellas. I will admit there are some size queens who basically go demonic when getting deep railed by a massive stick but these chicks are fuckin whores with mental issues and you don’t want them anyway. One porn star wrote that girls subconsciously want to be murdered during sex. Literally murdered. And the dude couldn’t have been more spot on. Some women are like that. They need borderline rape to get their rocks off. But that shit ain’t kosher.

Lastly it’s the msm under control of the cia who have glorified the massive penis meme. It’s their attempt to demasculinize the average guy. It’s part of the communist push.

The vast majority of girls can’t take a large dick. They constantly try to hold you out instead of letting you go balls deep. They’ll say they need a big deep but cry when you are ramming their kidneys they start whining like assholes. And speaking of that, anal is out of the question. No matter how much lube you’ll rip her butthole.

Anyway that’s my two cents. I honestly wish my stick were half the girth and maybe around 9 inches.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74788461


Lol, this... especially the toilet thing. That drives me insane. I am a germ freak to top it off. I lost the love of my life because she couldn't handle the D. But the ones who can don't leave you alone afterwards, which is kind of creepy in itself.
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Damn bros


Good readin'!
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Talk about a necro bump.
The OP is an utter crock of shit.
The thread does amuse however ...

I can tell you stories.
.... , I'm a petite female.
And big ones are what I usually end up with.
... And I mean big.
8 inches plus , huge girth, and what the guy on page one said about rare quickies, screaming and bleeding...
Ummm... Yeah.

A lot of "OH GOD"ing goes on during the early stages of the relationship, and it isnt always for a good reason.
It hurts a lot, until you get used to the guy, which can take a bit.

I do not seek this out mind you.
Seems to be my karma....

If I'm in a serious relationship, and sex is regular, well yeah, it can be amazing, but if say I only see him on the weekends,or every 2 weeks, it's like I'm a virgin all over again. Oh God oh God oh God.

I also have no issue with oral.
If it's my man, I do him right ....

Average guys. 5-6 inches, etc , and sex and orgasms, in general,are easier .
I'm pretty sure there are studies about it too.
Most women prefer an average man, where sex is good, and not a production every time.

Never had a tiny guy, but I can tell you this, I dont care what size he is.
All I care about is him.
Whatever size his weenis is, its his, so.... It's all good.

My bbf has been with a guy that has a micro penis. For years now.
Not a problem she says, but they rarely have sex now she said. Like once every 6 months, at most. No interest. Either party.
We think he's super self conscious about his lack of Wang so......
He is a millionaire though.
Ahem.
 Quoting: B1TCH



Beautiful
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I’m 6’4” with a Johnson like a cop’s flashlight. Shit isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be.

Early in life banging a chick was like rape. They’d bleed and scream. Shit ain’t fun.

And having a quickie is rarely an option unless you carry a tube of KY everywhere you go. A girl I was banging many years ago always wanted quickies in places but unless she was soaking fuckin wet I’d try to force it in and her labias would get shoved inside with the pubic hairs and shit. And when you get pissed and ram it in then they get all ripped.

Then most girls can’t even take the D. Why do dumb ass hoes talk shit that they want a monster when their shallow little vaginas can only accommodate maybe 6 or 7 inches. No matter how much force you use. There is nothing more disappointing than a chick who can only take half my penis. Rather jack off.

And blow jobs are almost nonexistent. Every single chick could suck for maybe a few minutes until they started bitching about their jaw hurting. I can honestly say out of the 400 or so girls I’ve slept with only 2 of them were able to give me a proper blow job. And they couldn’t swallow it all. Shit came out their nose and they’d usually puke. Most girls I had to pull out last second and come in their mouths. I’ll tell you that no woman on earth can or is willing to swallow a full cup of sperm. Bitches.

There are other problems too like the shit dangling in the water when you sit on the toilet. And now that I’m a bit older the shit don’t get rock hard like it used to. You can’t stuff a big softy into a girl unless she has a blown out cavernous barn dad for a pussy.

Anyway the shit isn’t how it’s made to be fellas. I will admit there are some size queens who basically go demonic when getting deep railed by a massive stick but these chicks are fuckin whores with mental issues and you don’t want them anyway. One porn star wrote that girls subconsciously want to be murdered during sex. Literally murdered. And the dude couldn’t have been more spot on. Some women are like that. They need borderline rape to get their rocks off. But that shit ain’t kosher.

Lastly it’s the msm under control of the cia who have glorified the massive penis meme. It’s their attempt to demasculinize the average guy. It’s part of the communist push.

The vast majority of girls can’t take a large dick. They constantly try to hold you out instead of letting you go balls deep. They’ll say they need a big deep but cry when you are ramming their kidneys they start whining like assholes. And speaking of that, anal is out of the question. No matter how much lube you’ll rip her butthole.

Anyway that’s my two cents. I honestly wish my stick were half the girth and maybe around 9 inches.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74788461


Raff Out Roud!!

That sounds like quite the unit you got there. Are you enrolled in a maintenance plan? Sounds like you have to wear special pants and high heels, or maybe wear that firehose as a belt. I’m trying to fathom how bitches aren’t throwing you deuces after you spend 30 minutes unrolling it like a red carpet. Holy Fandango. Do you have to have a paramedic on hand when you’re splitting bitches in half with those logs?
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women want a dick they can actually ride
they really love nothing more than to sit on a giant dick and ride it all night long
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Yeah well, I like size DDD tits and a bubble ass. Do they got 'em? NOPE.

Fuckin' cunts need to lower their standards or they'll all end up alone.
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I feel Sorry for you little boys anything smaller than 8 is embarrassing, blame your genes.
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Many are completely void of morals / morally bankrupt empty suits.
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:indoorx: And so are most men.
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Stop projecting.

There has never been as many virgins as there are in this generation of men.

It is a small percentage of men, who are immoral, who are sleeping with the majority of women. That is one of the reasons why I refuse to court promiscuous women.

If a man trains his senses, form scent alone, he can tell if a woman is promiscuous. For example, if a woman has an abortion or fornicates with a non White, it shifts their natural body odor to a foul smelling body odor.

While virginal women(assuming they bathe properly), tend to have a sweater/more pleasant natural body odor. Women who are pregnant, tend to have a musky but often pleasant body odor as well.

The nose knows.
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Yeah well, I like size DDD tits and a bubble ass. Do they got 'em? NOPE.

Fuckin' cunts need to lower their standards or they'll all end up alone.
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Nope they'll just end up as womans. Oh wait, nevermind they'll be alone after they get pregnant. So samne thing.
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Lol. Women are only good for fucking these days.

Not one of them would make a good housewife.
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you're in luck....they call me the human tripod.....the man who stands on 3 legs
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So you are about 80 and need a walking stick.
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Yeah well, I like size DDD tits and a bubble ass. Do they got 'em? NOPE.

Fuckin' cunts need to lower their standards or they'll all end up alone.
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Authentic Women's Penis Size Preference Chart

For both White and Asian women in the charts. Enjoy.

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I'm tired of feeling like I'm always being measured and not being enough.

What about female penis size, why is this never discussed?
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I'm tired of feeling like I'm always being measured and not being enough.

What about female penis size, why is this never discussed?
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All the females you been with have penises? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, bro, but...
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Porn maybe a factor. But I’d rather put it down to women being loose sluts who started having sex too young and have had too many sleeping partners, add this to poor diet and a sheer lack of health/fitness motivation , basically you end up with a woman that’s got a bag of a pussy with a poor pelvic floor and due to being overweight have depleted elasticity and probably the odd STD here and there too.

It’s not men’s penis size, it’s the fact women no longer give a shit about their bodies.

Those that do are all blacked up bints with fake everything, fake tits, fake hair,fake lashes,fake lips,fake tan, fake nails, tinted contact lenses and covered in slag tags that will end you in filing for bankruptcy in a blink. These women only care for their own needs and never their mans.
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Good for me I'm 8x7 then.
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Metric system.
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One more time. . .

:cage:
 Quoting: G3


Feel free.

As if I give a shit.

In metric it would be 20x17.5. I just spelled it out in retard for you murkans.

Oh you got a big dick xxxx!

Heard it too many times to remember. I'm sorry for you bro, if that's not included in youmr "worldly" experiences.

Have a good onecool2
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MM or CM?
And the metric system was invented for people too stupid to use the English system, simple system for simple minds.
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Too many losers on here.

I only tap tight chicks.

Loose Goosey chicks want the financial security.
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Ezekiel 23:20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
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Lol. Women are only good for fucking these days.

Not one of them would make a good housewife.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69949744


How many men these days make good husbands?
"When you change the way you look at things, the things you look at change"
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Women Draw Their Perfect Penis (Bonus Video of Women Creating Their Ideal Penis with Clay)



Here's what's funny. The Asian chick said she likes a 7" penis and actually managed to draw one about that length (maybe a little shorter)
While the rest went for 9x7. They should have had given the girls dildos the same size as they penises they've drawn and told them to try fit it inside them.

Just lol @ being 6 inches in today's society. I've heard before that woman don't have much notion about dimensions and what they think is a 9 inches penis is actually a 6.5 with some thickness to it but the drawings made it clear they do know what a 9 inches looks like and that's what they all want.

Improving your looks/body is pointless unless you're close to 8 inches. 6 inches carrying subhumans should stay at their basements playing video games, jerking and waiting death.



Now the bonus video: Out of clay:



This is much better than just drawing them on a 2D surface, and pretty much proves that girth is more important length. Most of those aren't particularly lengthy (still big), but have waaaaay above average girth
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All those white women... and no black clay!!!!!
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As a woman, sure a big cock feels good but it's not as important as a man's character.
I would rather be with a guy with a small dick that had morals and integrity over a brainless meathead with a huge cock any day.
I feel so sad guys are shamed and belittled over something that they really can't help.
Breaks my heart how cruel women can be.
I'm so sorry there are so many cunts out there giving us women a bad wrap.
I truly am.
Even though they are very few and far between there are still some good women out there.