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How to Capture, Kill and Bury Godzilla

 
Sam R.I. Digsby, M.D. (OP)
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bump for refresher course change.
Sam R.I. Digsby, M.D. (OP)
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Holy lizard crap, Batman. We're gonna need a new water pump for the Godzilla Trap! Yes, a bad ass mother saver of a windmill. One designed by the Dutch, engineered by NASA, built by Ferrari and powered by a Japanese nuclear power plant. Hopefully, we can get 4 at cost. We have to suck the water out of the Godzilla trap before we capture his spewing ass otherwise he'll just swim out and be really angry mad! How are the Germans coming along with our hole saw, casing and excavating machine? Do they need help? Chinese maybe?


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Godzilla already climbed out of a freaking volcano. Pretty sure he could dig out of some clay-filled dirt hole.
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Do we have an ad hoc secret sauce squad working on this yet? Learning how to make those Godzilla turds inert would be super ideal. Maybe we have it and it's just buried in Classified paper piles? What's the area code for New Mexico?
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Godzilla already climbed out of a freaking volcano. Pretty sure he could dig out of some clay-filled dirt hole.
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How to capture, kill and bury Godzilla? First, all the great chiefs need to have a pow wow to agree that Godzilla is a bad ass mother killer. It is eating all the food, drinking all our water and it is eventually going to breath and burn all our air. We must stop Godzilla!!! After all the great hunter chiefs agree to work together to kill and bury Godzilla, then we can go about our plan.

Here is the plan: Although Godzilla is fearsome and formidable, he is slow moving. That is good for us and we use that to our advantage but, we must move quickly! We can not get too close to him but, we use that to our advantage. We can stay a mile away and do the job without getting too scorched. We shall dig a horizontal shaft towards him and sneak under him. Not too shallow though because we don't want him falling down on top of us. Plus, all that nasty Godzilla shit and piss we want to keep off of us. Then, when we are directly under Godzilla, we start digging down and that is how we are going to capture him. After we dig a deep pit, one in which he will never climb out, then the digging will be done. Leave the shovels down there men, we are in a hurry!

While the men are digging, we need a distraction for Godzilla. We need to get the unhatched eggs out of danger. We will move them to where it is safe. We must be very, very careful with the eggs because if they break, it'll be a big slippery mess. After we get the unhatched eggs out of the way, and protected, we can then sneak up on Godzilla while he is not looking and drill holes into the ground all around him. Into the holes we shall place high energy explosives. Godzilla won't go down easily and will fight all the way so we need to spray him down with some sticky glue and that will also keeps the fire breathing flames stuck to him.

Then when all is set, the Big Chief will push the switch detonating the high energy explosives buried in the ground all around Godzilla. This will undermine the ground that Godzilla stands upon and send him, his fire breathing flames, and all his shit and piss to the bottom of the pit.

Now, Godzilla will still be alive and shooting flames out of the pit so we must move very, very quickly to finish him off. This is the easy part because gravity will help us now. We put all the dirt from digging the pit back on top of Godzilla. Since we must act fast, we will have a mile long conveyor belt at the ready. To make it even more difficult for Godzilla to fight his way out, we will first dump clay on top of him. We know Godzilla hates clay like superman hates Kryptonite so this will help a lot.

This is the plan men. We must stop this Godzilla and his two siblings now and fast. He is absolutely, assuredly destroying us but, unlike Godzillas financiers, we are smarter than Godzilla. Who's in for pow wow?

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Hmmm... so who's going to change the diapers once those eggs hatch?

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Thats 1/30-1/15 of the depth of the tectonic plate,thats chump change,bring it!
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Hmmm... so who's going to change the diapers once those eggs hatch?


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We are going to need another hole. A very deep and dry hole. Another "Mel's hole" kind of hole, such as of Art Bell fame. (Which incidentally isn't too far from Hanford, Washington.) We'll also see what the Secret Sauce Squad comes up with.
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Thats 1/30-1/15 of the depth of the tectonic plate,thats chump change,bring it!
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Yikes, man. See the size of that rock in the distance surrounded by water?

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How about the relative size of the waves?

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To say nothing of the rapidly expanding atmosphere (read thinning) of breathable air. Screwed if you're at the shore, screwed if you are in the mountains. I am thinking it's going to knock us off kilter pole wise. Boon for map makers, though.
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Experience counts as much as bravery does. Maybe the Ruskies can help? They do have experience. Remember, they fought off the giant killer wood worm. Perhaps they can send some of their experts in to help also? After all, it seems this is a good cause that everybody can agree on. Everybody should be willing to get their hands a little dirty so we can have some clean water to wash them with.

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Wait a minute??

is this NOT how you play Dig-Dug ??
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Wait a minute??

is this NOT how you play Dig-Dug ??
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Wait a minute??

is this NOT how you play Dig-Dug ??
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Not Dug yet, Dig! (Boring, but effective)
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We are going to need Aquaman and his Fleet in-tact. There is no need for rough-housing right now. War? We literally have only time for war on Godzilla. Otherwise, we don't own time. Aquaman and his Fleet will protect the shipping lanes and will protect the merchant vessels delivering their vital wares and materials. Everybody will agree to this I am sure. Floating is perilous enough without harassing foolishness. First, we must all agree we must stop Godzilla!

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Godzilla economics as explained to Diamondman and Brickman:

It's all about the bananas. We need bananas and Godzilla is eating all the bananas. Supply and demand.

D&B: "Sounds Great!"

No. Not great. We want to fight Godzilla for the bananas.

D&B: "Sounds Great!"

Not great. The Godzilla fighters need to eat. We need Godzilla's bananas to fight Godzilla!

D&B: "Sounds Great!"

No. Still not great. We need still more bananas to fight Godzilla for all the other stuff needed to fight Godzilla.
There isn't enough bananas to go around because Godzilla is eating everything.

D&B: "Sounds Great!"

Godzilla is eating us next.

D&B: "Not good?"

No, not good. Before he eats us all alive, he will eat all the trees and then no more paper.

D&B: "By GOD, we must destroy Godzilla!!!"

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It is a SUPERB investment, Gentlemen.
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Godzilla and siblings shadows above the Baltic sea.

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Sam R.I. Digsby, M.D. (OP)
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Post of an earlier shared video. Can we get a blood sample to see if Godzilla bit him? Could somebody please mail some Sheep Sorrel and its seeds to Baffin Island?

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Godzilla is the bad ass mother killer and very ugly too. We should either bury him quickly now or put a new face on him.

Can the fighters go a Roman mile deep and give him a impregnable clay tomb now or should we just go with the face plant?

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Broken legs will be the biggest immediate issue.every house will be leveled if it hits.better learn to swim.
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Broken legs will be the biggest immediate issue.every house will be leveled if it hits.better learn to swim.
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I think it will be a precisely coordinated multiple strike. Just like sinking a nail with a swinging a hammer: a gentle first swing to push the water away a bit, then the more material smack and finally a dead-eye sinking blow-plop hit leaving only a union mark.

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Some Major Dude: Please explain this to me again, "Sam".

Sam: Basically, we have to capture Godzilla before it kills us.

Some Major Dude: And you want to build a mile long entrance to a conical, underground, underwater, basically, "cathedral" which happens to be directly beneath molten, radioactive uranium and plutonium? Then you want to drill a basement underneath the cathedral half a mile down where you want to build another damn temple out of clay? And to top it all off, you then want to send Godzilla down there with thermobaric explosives and finally you want to cover the whole thing up?

Sam: Sounds great!

Some Major Dude: Do you have a plan B?

Sam: Nothing that won't go sideways. We're waiting on the Secret Sauce Squad.

Some Major Dude: Anything else?

Sam: Orion's belt?

Some Major Dude: What, like the constellation?

Sam: No. More like class B, C and M asteroids with sudden altered courses aimed at Godzilla's head. Effective but, messy. We think it's Mothra's idea.

Some Major Dude: Dam! We're gonna need shiploads of clay!



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You need Bambi for starters.
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ICEMAN: Wouldn't it just be easier to move Godzilla into Santa-mans house? We could then drive our borers under him without drowning! Then, after we bury Godzilla, we could have Captainman steer us back home!

SAM: Still messy with Santa-mans bulge around the waist and all. But, Greenland would be tropical!godzilla
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One bite at a time.

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Broken legs will be the biggest immediate issue.every house will be leveled if it hits.better learn to swim.
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Ball tick? Better learn to surf!

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Six Years and Fifty-One Weeks. Unless we sit on our hands. Then, you can move that date forward.

Prizes awarded as follows:
Do nothing-A plunger, a skull cap and a phaeton with horse.
Go half a mile with a nice clay tomb-We can keep everything.
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Six Years and Fifty-One Weeks. Unless we sit on our hands. Then, you can move that date forward.

Prizes awarded as follows:
Do nothing-A plunger, a skull cap and a phaeton with horse.
Go half a mile with a nice clay tomb-We can keep everything.
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ICEMAN: Wouldn't it just be easier to move Godzilla into Santa-mans house? We could then drive our borers under him without drowning! Then, after we bury Godzilla, we could have Captainman steer us back home!

SAM: Still messy with Santa-mans bulge around the waist and all. But, Greenland would be tropical!godzilla
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Six Years and Fifty-One Weeks. Unless we sit on our hands. Then, you can move that date forward.

Prizes awarded as follows:
Do nothing-A plunger, a skull cap and a phaeton with horse.
Go half a mile with a nice clay tomb-We can keep everything.
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Some Major Dude: Dam! We're gonna need shiploads of clay!

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