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Scene 5, Take 1 User ID: 76190487 United States 01/30/2018 03:50 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Some Major Dude: Okay, Where are we? Sam: It looks like the Queen's Crown is resting beside the Golden Egg Holder and she is facing Polaris overlooking the Pop-Up Dome. On the other side of the Egg Holder, you know, it looks like a Throne like that! And, on the other side of the Throne is the Golden Bust of George Washington. He is looking East towards the Sea. It is Beautiful!!!! A Trove to Thrive. SMD: Looks good on Grains? Sam: It looks BRILLIANT! SMD: No Mothra? Sam: We'll still need our own worm hole later but, we'll have time for that. SMD: Correct. First we need rings. For the Bust, Crown and other thing. Sam: There are a lot of ringers here. And one square, just in case. SMD: The Egg Holder. Sam: Three rings and a square. Let's see, what day...er, God is it? SMD: Godzilluary 30 or 325 depending on sect. Sam: We should know by May...er, Godzilluary 121 I'd say. |
Sam R.I. Digsby, M.D. User ID: 76190487 United States 01/30/2018 04:05 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Some Major Dude: Tell me some more about the other guys wormhole. Sam: The artificial one? SMD: Yes, that one. Sam: There's several. SMD: The one under control. Sam: IDK. That is a highly organized and complex mechanism under highly intelligent control using space time zero points. One second of our time can seem like an hour to it's occupants. There is age distress disparity between occupants and observers. It has phase gate capacity enabling travel through portals of space or time. Capacity exists to push or pull mass through the unified standing wave form external to its self. SMD: The uncontrolled type? Sam: Godzilla for one. SMD: Any other types? Sam: The controlled version can do the rock to pond effect directed mass to control unwanted out-of-control versions. |
Card Dealer Man User ID: 63502620 United States 01/31/2018 01:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Over Heard by CardDealerMan RationAllMan: We need a Golden Bust of George Washington. SpecialOpsMan: No. You don't. RAM: First, we need material. SOM: No. There isn't any. RAM: There must be material around here somewhere. It's too valuable to simply be misplaced. SOM: No. It's gone. Down the toilet. RAM: I don't think you Flush. SOM: Where do you think I put it? RAM: You have to put it somewhere and I still think you don't flush. SOM: I Flush it all the time. RAM: It goes somewhere when you Flush and you don't even have a Flush. You're screwed, Bub. SOM: I'll bet on that. I'll show you my Flush. RAM: Okay, what do you got? SOM: See? I got nothing. |
Sam R.I. Digsby, M.D. User ID: 76199083 United States 02/01/2018 03:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Top of the 2nd, Score 1 to 4 Some Major Dude: Who's on Second? Sam: Queen Bee is on Second. SMD: Holy's on First? Sam: Pop Doam is on First. SMD: Wee's on Third, also? Sam: C. Wheels is on Third. SMD: Who's at Bat? Sam: Buster Goldman. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] [link to www.streetmap.co.uk] |
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Sam R.I. Digsby, M.D. User ID: 17708775 United States 02/02/2018 04:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's a Golden Machine to save our ASS -ETS [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] [link to www.streetmap.co.uk] (There could be some Big Ass Hero's here.) |
Sam R.I. Digsby, M.D. User ID: 17708775 United States 02/02/2018 04:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | FarmerAndersonMan: What do you think may come up in this years crops? Sam: I'm Hoping for Hops and Dear Swirled Peas. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] (They're just playing a buns of games in these fields?) |
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US Naval Observatory User ID: 70231480 United States 02/02/2018 06:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And, over in Russia, they are getting warning shots for the Giant Killer Wood Worm. [link to www.earthfiles.com (secure)] Check the names...carefully. [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] [link to earthsky.org] Russia simply doesn't have enough gold to crown their very own "Giant Killer Wood Worm". They should really move the solar plant away from the wider area. |
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Sam R.I. Digsby, M.D. User ID: 70231480 United States 02/02/2018 07:09 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.psychedelicadventure.net (secure)] How many times are you going to make me tell you? Get off your Damned B'arse! If you keep laying around you are going to get Mowed Down! [link to cropcircleconnector.com] [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] [link to www.zefdamen.nl] Now! Get to work and make a living! I am tired of paying you to lay on your B'arse all day and night. You have so much potential and all you do is sit around? Gravity got you down? Here, have a karat. Sam: Hey you! GoldBrickingMan! Get off your B'arse and get to work! Quoting: Sam R.I. Digsby, M.D. 56699675 [link to cropcirclesdatabase.com] [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] |
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2 Dozen Carrots User ID: 71691460 United States 02/04/2018 08:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The New ZIRGZILLA KILLA IIXL Now in X-Tra Real A 2 Dozen Carrots Production [link to www.zefdamen.nl] A Pair of ZIRGZILLA KILLAS [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] descend upon LI'L'GLOWBALLH20-World. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] H2OMan is no match for even one ZIRGZILLA and it's Powerful Cosmic Space Weaponry. H2OMans PHins or Flippores and Bhloguns are no match - They only make ZIRGZILLA KILLAS Bigger and Stronger! ZIRGILLAS Nemesis "NEVERMRS!" is on the way to stem the Infestation!!!! [link to www.cropcirclecenter.com (secure)] Can H2OMan Destroy the ZIRGZILLAS Before "NEVERMRS!"? Or, will "NEVERMRS!" Eat OKED'YO and Offer the Jelly Fish Sushi-Roll Free? Can H2OMan Capture ZIRGZILLA'S Majestic Devices without being destroyed by "NEVERMRS!" Magnatron Shyield ? [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] A GUARANTEED HIT OR MISS ACTION PACKED THRILL DRILL with The GREATEST Surprise Ending Ever ! Bound to wet your shorts! |
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CrankyFairy1 User ID: 73457774 United States 02/05/2018 05:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Message Received by Hummingbird: Quoting: SMD 76152620 [link to www.telegraph.co.uk] Hey Dude! I'm at the "BAR" with BarStoolMan!!!! [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] We're Floating! -Sam [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] Sometimes (frequently!), I want to smack myself for having been so out of touch.... True peace, happiness, contentment and self-worth come from within, and cannot be given, or taken away, by any person or thing. The Golden Rule Solves Everything. Please ask yourself "Have I sufficiently listened to both sides, before forming my opinion on matters of debate?" If not, you might want to re-think your position. Favorite green karma quote: "Never stop being weird." Favorite (anonymous) red karma quote: "Seventeen gophers can fit up your asshole." I found that to be quite impressive! Yay me!! |
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Sam R.I. Digsby, M.D. User ID: 70231480 United States 02/07/2018 07:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] ComradAtomicMan: We need to protect and save Princess O'Dressa! Sam: The Princess out in the rain of the other Uk? I agree. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] CAM: We should wrap her in a Golden Gown to sincerely accentuate her inner beauty! ComSatMan: I like her the way she is now. She's a Hotty Mess! CAM: WE also need to protect her from a lustful countryside. How about a gold home? Sam: Just a shack will do. But, if she stays the way she is now she's going to get hit on by a LOT! CSM: Hey look! Here's one coming out of the gate already! [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] POD: Not yet, not yet! Sam: If she stays the same way her homeland shouldn't have ANY windows! [link to www.theguardian.com (secure)] CAM: If we leave her alone the elements will get her sooner or later. Sam: If we leave her alone, Princess O'Dressa will cause a Big Sensational Trend the Countryside won't be able to handle. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] CSM: More and more Princess's? Whew. Sounds great! I like Big Bangs. CAM: We'll be ravaged by additional unwanted incomers! We need to stop this trend and protect the princess now. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] Sam: If Elementals take out Princess O'Dressa, they will be responsible for any other crushed Princess O'Dressa's and they will have to take them out too. It's the rules. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] CSM: I've got a package for the Princess O'Dressa, Right here on Channel 1. [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] CAM: If she stay's the way she is now the Elementals will get her? [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] Sam: That's a problem you can try to remedy. It's going to be one of two possible different outcomes. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to www.zefdamen.nl] CSM: I can fix the Princess O'Dressa! Just, don't watch. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] |
A Prize Committee User ID: 76212434 United States 02/11/2018 04:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | DIATOMICS DAY!! Come Celebrate Chemistry with the Diatomics Day Symposium and those Elementals consisting of 2 Atoms. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] This years honorific speakers are the Beloved Princess O'Dressa, who is right now out in the rain Barley Standing, will Stalk on the benefits of Binary Grains over Monoculture in a Binary Star System. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] We are also pleased to announce our concluding speaker, Dr. Gauszila Colossus, Ph.d³ [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] of World Fuked Unithirsity [link to www.cropcircleconnector.com] who will stalk about recent developments in "Dual Stone Rosy Arches" [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to www.zefdamen.nl] and their place in our Multifaceted Temporal Monodimensional Existence. [link to www.zefdamen.nl] [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] |
Sam R.I. Digsby, M.D. User ID: 76212434 United States 02/11/2018 05:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The Bigger they are, the deeper they go... [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] . . ........... . . . . . . . . . . . . . ...... |
Sam R.I. Digsby, M.D. User ID: 76212434 United States 02/11/2018 05:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mystery Booms in Wheat Ridge, Color a do. [link to www.coasttocoastam.com (secure)] -or- Mystery Booms in Wheat Field, All Tons of Barns. [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] (5 will finish you off) |
Some Major Dude User ID: 76212434 United States 02/11/2018 05:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Stay tuned for page 6 with the release of SigmaMans Phys. and Psych. evaluations! [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] [link to cropcircles.lucypringle.co.uk] |