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How to Capture, Kill and Bury Godzilla

 
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Thats an understatement..bump
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Passed Gas & Fast Future Pact


BuddyEarthAccounting&NumerologyLLC: You want me to go back and show you the Numbers again?

GoldyLocksBlunderMan: We need a Fortune, Teller. Let's see that Crystal Ball and Graze on those Nummers again, Okay?

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O-Key Focus Po-Key-US! See? Start at the Edge as you enter the Vision. What do you see? It's an, OH! And another, OH! Uh oh. We have passed a couple OH's! and now we are faced with our First (1) New Number. There are Three (3) More Numbers similar to the First (1) Number. Four (4) is the Magic Number now. It's a Four (4) Digit Number with a Couple (2) OH! OH!s. It's also OverHeated on the Inside and Each Place has Five (5) melted Points EACH. The First (1st) Digit Place Number must be a Five (5). The other Three (3) Places for Digits needs a Safe-Cracker but, we'll call them OH's! for now.

GLUM: Five Thousand! Watt? KiloWatt?!

BEAN: Four Multiplied by Five is Twenty (4 x 5 = 20) or Two-OH! It also takes Twenty (20) Steps to get here. It must be TONS.

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GLUM: Five Thousand TONS! Of What?

BEAN: Five Thousand (5,000) TONS Divided by Four (4) Equals One Thousand Two-Hundred and Fifty (1,250) TONS, Each (5,000 / 4 = 1,250).

GLUM: Is this Metric or Short TONS.

BEAN: OH! Here is some Good News. It's also Twenty (20) Karat.

GLUM: Carrots? How do you know?

BEAN: Twenty-Four Karat (24K) is PURE A-U Seventy-Nine (Au79) BAR. Twenty Divided by Twenty-Four is Eighty-three percent Au79 BAR (20 /24 = .83%). Take your Five Thousand TONS and Multiply by Point Eight to get Four-Thousand and Divide by Four (4) Places and you have One-Thousand TONS, EACH (5,000 x .80 = 4,000 and 4,000 / 4 = 1,000). Look at the date of the Vision. It's .8 x 5 !!!!

GLUM: That's a LOT of ALL, OY!

BEAN: There's a Crater in the Center if you go without.

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GLUM: What do I get with that?

BEAN: A Relativity Fast Moving Carbon Six (6) Carat Stick to Start.

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GLUM: What size?

BEAN: It's a Heck to Mete'r Carat measured in KiloMeter, Mohs Scale and Hectares.

GLUM: What about the Joules?

BEAN: It's a LOT that has Depth in Reserve with some Hertz to go even deeper.

GLUM: Am I going to Pass Slow and Moaning?

BEAN: NO, but, it's a Chain Reaction that Blows You Out, Bye.

GLUM: How much time before the DeadLine?

BEAN: Twenty-Twenty (2020) or Twenty-Two Honey (2200). Two (2) Centuries to dig the HOLE with the BARS on the ROOF or, Maybe Three (3) Years if we sit on our hands and keep the BARS Locked-Up.

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GLUM: Why only Two Centuries?

BEAN: Concrete Limitations.

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GLUM: 1,000 TONS EACH!!!!

BEAN: It's not so much if you divide it among Two (2), Three (3), Four (4), Five (5) or More (20) Parties. Call it, The GOLDEN ALLOYANCE.

GLUM: What if we Divide it with the Two OH!'s?

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BEAM: A De-laminate will require a Higher Total in Time.

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rAdIoAcTiVeMaN: It sure does except for those Two Big SPLATULAS in the Error Boxes.

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rM: She can't pitch!! She's BLIND!

CCMan: Yes, but checkout the size of that Tentacle!

rM: What's that in her Pincer?

CCMan: It's a Mile High above the mound whatever it is...

rM: The wind-up and it's a DIAMOND CUTTER straight down on Princess O'Dressa...

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CCMan: Where she'd go?

rM: VAPORIZED!

CCMan: The replay shows a direct hit between the Neutrons and straight down she went! She's staying under home plate for good.

rM: What a dust-up! The Bleachers are absolutely leveled!

CCMan: That WormWood Bat had no chance against that Diamond Cutter.

rM: Here comes the Vet from Hanningford Unithirsity, outside the Tri-Cities area...

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CCMan: Where'd he go?

rM: SMASHED by another Mothra Diamond Cutter!!

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rM: That's one way to hide from a Blind Pitcher! Camouflage yourself!

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EarnstAngle: You're Going to need a Shell as hard as a Pearl. We're a mile above the ground.

FRiG: Are You Processing moi?

EAGLE: I only target on the Science Centers.

FRiG: What's wrong with the Science Centers?

EAGLE: Not much, yet. My BiNucleated Vision can see into the Future and this will all be Swamp with Circular Shores.

FRiG: It sounds like Heaven! What about the Two Squares?

EAGLE: It's a Titan. I didn't know you liked Sea Water.

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EAGLE: It'll be hot from the rain.

FRiG: WARM Rain! It sounds wonderful!

EAGLE: It's a Hard Rain of Giant Stones. The Sea will cool it off.

FRiG: I like it here instead. Can we go higher?

EAGLE: Oui? If we lighten our Toad Lode.
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Water Crackers


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DiningSet: Well, aren't you Deep?

Un-StableTable: Watch out. He can Floor you.

DiS: He's too far away.

UST: He's got Legs.

DiS: What's wrong with Me?

UST: He doesn't like whats on your Plate. It's HeartBurn with Indigestion.

DiS: That's not my Fault! The Poof Hat Slipped-Up and Assaulted me.

UST: The Chairman's gonna Pepper you and send you back where you came from. It happens every Time.

DiS: What about, Glass?

Chairman: It's all about the Water, Glass.
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The Real Rock Fella

NineInchNailed: What the Rock is going on?

NeverAStraightAll-Go: We're trying to enter the Stone Age. Wanna Deal?

NIN: Laks Deel was weak and a week. The mass should be meek.

NASAG: We want off of this Hellish Scenario Merry-O All-Go-Round.

NIN: Hold on! We need some Levity here now.

NASAG: Can't we try Sirius?

NIN: You'll need a PassPort for that. There's a better Setting right below and above your feet.

NASAG: What about the Gate?

NIN: It was Levitating. The axis only kept it from being pushed away.

NASAG: Everybody who moved it actually moved a Levitating Rock?

NIN: And I never had an Utility bill, that is, before it was "fixed".
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A COUPLE PODs TO GO A ROUND


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EPIC G-RAMMATICALLY G-RAMS

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N\A: I was conscripted without pay or leave when i was ||.

HWB: What's Wrong With it?

N|A: | keep scanning for the freedom of mind in the founding paperwork and can't find it so, there's nothing wrong with it. It is |ronic how it affects the others, though.

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So that is why gold is is so sought after.
This is the real deal, not a rehearsal. Do your best and don't screw it up.
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Mo42 Molybdenum-num "Moly? Moly Who?"

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I haven't read the thread, but has anyone suggested Love - I mean love conquers all - it just might work .



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I haven't read the thread, but has anyone suggested Love - I mean love conquers all - it just might work .



hf
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No it really doesn't.. but if there was really a huge angry mutant Iguana-thingy they probably could use a hug.. yanno if they were advanced enough to comprehend what that means.
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I haven't read the thread, but has anyone suggested Love - I mean love conquers all - it just might work .



hf
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No it really doesn't.. but if there was really a huge angry mutant Iguana-thingy they probably could use a hug.. yanno if they were advanced enough to comprehend what that means.
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You lost me bro - what sort of mutation are we talking for an iguana to become more emotionally aware than a... Gdzilla - oh hang on - you are saying if there really was a Godzilla they could use a hug - dude - that is exactly what I was saying with the love thang - only difference is - you can't hug what you don't believe in - so you got no chance with this one. It's ok - leave it to the professionals xxxx


Big Love.


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Chairman: It's the Height of Water, Class.

DiningSet: Look at Him. He's Changed the Center of Gravvy on Plate!

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Un-StableTable: The Steer's Clear. That's a Captains Chair.

DiS: What if He goes on a Crash Diet?

UST: Then, You're Havin' Salty, Watery, Wavy Gravvy, again.

DiS: A Four Coaster Course?

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UST: Maintaining a Steady, Balanced Course is Best for All.

DiS: What about Lil' Porcelain Dessert Plate?

Chairman: Some Water is, De'serted.

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SMD: What's Cookin'?

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KG: It's better than a Titanic, Karat-Topped, Long War'n G Harding Tee'd-off Stew-Pit Gold Dome. It's an Old, Old World Saucer Wrecta'Phi.


SMD: What's the Rod in the Range?

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KG: It's Skewering the Golden Grahm Bizquit and is Covered with Melt-in-Maw Marsmellow. It's RatioActive.

SMD: It looks Like a Galleon of Marsmellow.

KG: That's the Ratio. A Galleon for every Good Delivery Bar and that's for each Hot Stick.


SMD: What's Stirring around the Stick?

KG: That's the Chaco Confection Concoction Cookin'.

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That's A Lot of CHI's

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B-BIZ: Oh no, no. It's all for Balance.

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B-BIZ: Finished? Finished what?

Standing-BI: Finished Phi'ing on the Melt-Ups with my Jet d' Golden Gallium Squirt Pist'al.

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B-BIZ: Huh? You return Chi's Phi?

S-B: Sure can. We'll Hoover it up and you'll be Liquid again. It's kinda Pool and FunDue.

B-BIZ: Sacre Bleu Dieu! Godzilla Poo!
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Uh oh. You have two flaps now, Butter fly.

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How to capture, kill and bury Godzilla? First, all the great chiefs need to have a pow wow to agree that Godzilla is a bad ass mother killer. It is eating all the food, drinking all our water and it is eventually going to breath and burn all our air. We must stop Godzilla!!! After all the great hunter chiefs agree to work together to kill and bury Godzilla, then we can go about our plan.

Here is the plan: Although Godzilla is fearsome and formidable, he is slow moving. That is good for us and we use that to our advantage but, we must move quickly! We can not get too close to him but, we use that to our advantage. We can stay a mile away and do the job without getting too scorched. We shall dig a horizontal shaft towards him and sneak under him. Not too shallow though because we don't want him falling down on top of us. Plus, all that nasty Godzilla shit and piss we want to keep off of us. Then, when we are directly under Godzilla, we start digging down and that is how we are going to capture him. After we dig a deep pit, one in which he will never climb out, then the digging will be done. Leave the shovels down there men, we are in a hurry!

While the men are digging, we need a distraction for Godzilla. We need to get the unhatched eggs out of danger. We will move them to where it is safe. We must be very, very careful with the eggs because if they break, it'll be a big slippery mess. After we get the unhatched eggs out of the way, and protected, we can then sneak up on Godzilla while he is not looking and drill holes into the ground all around him. Into the holes we shall place high energy explosives. Godzilla won't go down easily and will fight all the way so we need to spray him down with some sticky glue and that will also keeps the fire breathing flames stuck to him.

Then when all is set, the Big Chief will push the switch detonating the high energy explosives buried in the ground all around Godzilla. This will undermine the ground that Godzilla stands upon and send him, his fire breathing flames, and all his shit and piss to the bottom of the pit.

Now, Godzilla will still be alive and shooting flames out of the pit so we must move very, very quickly to finish him off. This is the easy part because gravity will help us now. We put all the dirt from digging the pit back on top of Godzilla. Since we must act fast, we will have a mile long conveyor belt at the ready. To make it even more difficult for Godzilla to fight his way out, we will first dump clay on top of him. We know Godzilla hates clay like superman hates Kryptonite so this will help a lot.

This is the plan men. We must stop this Godzilla and his two siblings now and fast. He is absolutely, assuredly destroying us but, unlike Godzillas financiers, we are smarter than Godzilla. Who's in for pow wow?

godzilla
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Hello Sam. This is the hooper you shared fire with from the lemur mountain. I hope this message finds you, if so then please help me find a way to appropriately contact you. Perhaps we can walk amongst the fae and scorpions once again!
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How to capture, kill and bury Godzilla? First, all the great chiefs need to have a pow wow to agree that Godzilla is a bad ass mother killer. It is eating all the food, drinking all our water and it is eventually going to breath and burn all our air. We must stop Godzilla!!! After all the great hunter chiefs agree to work together to kill and bury Godzilla, then we can go about our plan.

Here is the plan: Although Godzilla is fearsome and formidable, he is slow moving. That is good for us and we use that to our advantage but, we must move quickly! We can not get too close to him but, we use that to our advantage. We can stay a mile away and do the job without getting too scorched. We shall dig a horizontal shaft towards him and sneak under him. Not too shallow though because we don't want him falling down on top of us. Plus, all that nasty Godzilla shit and piss we want to keep off of us. Then, when we are directly under Godzilla, we start digging down and that is how we are going to capture him. After we dig a deep pit, one in which he will never climb out, then the digging will be done. Leave the shovels down there men, we are in a hurry!

While the men are digging, we need a distraction for Godzilla. We need to get the unhatched eggs out of danger. We will move them to where it is safe. We must be very, very careful with the eggs because if they break, it'll be a big slippery mess. After we get the unhatched eggs out of the way, and protected, we can then sneak up on Godzilla while he is not looking and drill holes into the ground all around him. Into the holes we shall place high energy explosives. Godzilla won't go down easily and will fight all the way so we need to spray him down with some sticky glue and that will also keeps the fire breathing flames stuck to him.

Then when all is set, the Big Chief will push the switch detonating the high energy explosives buried in the ground all around Godzilla. This will undermine the ground that Godzilla stands upon and send him, his fire breathing flames, and all his shit and piss to the bottom of the pit.

Now, Godzilla will still be alive and shooting flames out of the pit so we must move very, very quickly to finish him off. This is the easy part because gravity will help us now. We put all the dirt from digging the pit back on top of Godzilla. Since we must act fast, we will have a mile long conveyor belt at the ready. To make it even more difficult for Godzilla to fight his way out, we will first dump clay on top of him. We know Godzilla hates clay like superman hates Kryptonite so this will help a lot.

This is the plan men. We must stop this Godzilla and his two siblings now and fast. He is absolutely, assuredly destroying us but, unlike Godzillas financiers, we are smarter than Godzilla. Who's in for pow wow?

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 Quoting: Sam R.I. Digsby, M.D. 1479583

Hello Sam. This is the hooper you shared fire with from the lemur mountain. I hope this message finds you, if so then please help me find a way to appropriately contact you. Perhaps we can walk amongst the fae and scorpions once again!
 Quoting: Emeraldhoopstar


Sure, what they said.. and please send more leotards! :D
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01/28/2019 06:24 PM
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