How to Capture, Kill and Bury Godzilla

Glad you figured it out OP, I'm sick and tired of that pesky critter digging up my begonias. Thanks!

leave my dick alone

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You have it backwards
Godzilla captures, kills, and leaves YOUR body to the wayside
X----- y

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OK! I'm in!

OK, I'm in!

Thorough plan,clean execuT ion

GODZILLA!

After he eats all the sea life, he comes for you!

In November 2016 National Geographic published huge massive Puffin die off: Hundreds of birds are washing up dead on the Pribilof Islands, Alaska, and causing alarm among scientists. They claim it may be linked to climate change.
25th October 2016 – A mass die off of sunflower starfish along the coast of British Columbia, Canada, was reported.
On the 28th July 2016 - 300 sea birds were reported to have washed up dead since May in Washington State, America.
In July 2016 Alarming number of sea birds was found dead on Victoria beaches, in Canada.
On the 17th June 2016 – A mass die off of salmon in fish farms, due to 'toxic algae' in British Columbia, Canada was reported.
On the 18th of March 2016: 10 dead sea lions found were on beaches of Vancouver Island, Canada
1st February 2016 - 1 Whale and 3 dolphins wash up dead along Oregon-Washington Coast
On the 31st January 2016: A massive die off of fish, 'never seen before' in Snake River, Washington
In January 2016 scientists claimed the Gulf of Alaska seabird die-off is biggest ever recorded after finding another 25,000 dead birds.
In November 2015 a report by The federal Department of Fisheries and Oceans claimed millions of B.C. salmon had mysteriously ‘just disappeared’ in troubling year.
In October 2015 scientists reported seeing large numbers of dead or sick sea otters turning up in the Kachemak Bay region.
In September 2015 scientists reported hundreds of dead walruses were found on a beach area in the northwestern part of Alaska.
Also in September Kodiak Island residents were reported a massive number of common murres washing up dead on local beaches.
In late August 2015, there were reports of dead fish on Lake Koocanusa, Canada a scene similar to one that occurred on the lake two years ago.
It’s not entirely understood what is causing the death of thousands of kokanee salmon.
In the same month a lack of oxygen in southern Hood Canal was blamed for killing fish, crab and other marine life, according to Seth Book, a biologist with the Skokomish Tribe who has been monitoring the marine waterway.
Through the month of August, Book and other Skokomish staff have observed dead English sole and thousands of dead and dying eel pouts on the beaches. They also have found masses of dead cockles and butter clams, and on Friday, Book said he saw hundreds of crab along the beaches that were trying to get to the surface to breath.
Also in August 2015, Hundreds of birds washed up dead or dying, 'apparently starving', along the Oregon and Washington coast,
In the same week More than 150,000 juvenile steelhead Salmon died in a hatchery on the North Umpqua River in Oregon.
August 2015: The discovery of four dead humpback whales in B.C. waters in a single week, shocked scientists just as Alaska was also experiencing a surge of whale deaths.
Also in the same week unusually warm water temperatures and low river levels where blamed for killing salmon in the Matanuska and Susitna valleys Alaska. Hundreds of Arctic char, recently stocked by the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, have also gone belly up in Campbell Point Lake, also known as Little Campbell Lake, inside Anchorage's Kincaid Park.
Heat was blamed for massive fish die-off at Whatcom Falls hatchery in Washington on August the 6th 2015.
Two days earlier The Alaska Maritime National Wildlife Refuge was receiving multiple reports indicating a significant increase in dead and dying birds found on beaches in the Homer area over the last two weeks.
In July 2015 it was reported half of Columbia River, Washington State, sockeye salmon were dying due to hot water.
24th July 2015: A Large die off of birds, plus fish and sea mammals was reported at Aleutian Islands, Alaska,
ANCHORAGE, Alaska: More dead whales were found in the Gulf of Alaska following the sightings of nine fin whale carcasses in late May and early June.
On the 24th of June 1,000 tons of salmon died in a Seafood farm on Vancouver Island in Canada.
19th June 2015: Hundreds of spring Chinook salmon were turning up dead in Oregon rivers.
18th June 2015 –A report claimed 9 endangered whales were found dead during the past few weeks in Alaska.

No more reports for 6 months after more than 100,000 small seabirds have been found dead along Pacific coast since October 2014.

bring it on, you skank bitch!

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Frankie??? Is that you?

Last Edited by FriedTehBrian on 12/10/2017 02:50 PM

Thanks for the Amazing rating. This post cost me a cup of coffee to execute it.

That is a great addition here, I just couldn't help it,I had to click it LMFAO?!

I’d turn up the heat on the set until the poor sob in the rubber suit succumbs to heat stroke. You could up weed burners to kinda shrink wrap the corpse in a charred Godzilla skin cocoon. Late at night you pitch the whole package in the dumpster out back.

Easy-peesy

Dammit! You've got me laughing out loud in the public library on a Sunday. Stop it!

Was this your doctoral thesis?

Brilliant plan you have. But now wth godzilla dead and buried, whos going to protect us from the Great Cthulhu?

Much, much, much, much, ad infinitum worse than you think.

I like the photo, they look like nice people:

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It's Mothra who we DO NOT want saving the day. His way's are very effective and efficient but extremely messy and PAINFUL for terrestrials.

Godjirra says resistance by puny humans is futile.

*SMUG LOOK*

Leave Godzilla alone :(

" It is eating all the food, drinking all our water and it is eventually going to breath and burn all our air. "

Says a fat ass american but hey I guess Godzilla is going to appreciate eating these big fat and juicy americans chomp chomp!

When I saw this crop circle I literally gasped and shut off the Dell:

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Earlier, this was posted at the Space Science Centre:

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Pierre, is that you? I am a svelte Yankee Doodle Dandy with Pentagon length legs who lives on $11.42 a day. Really, how fat could I be? I am putting all the vomitus on the table for some to see.

Remember, the greatest oxygen producing machine on Earth is the Pacific Ocean from the algae living within it. Affects you, too.

Meh just throw a pokeball at it.