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Pastor Mark Burns Saves Donald Trump From Poisonous Spider Bite in Oval Office

 
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Pastor Mark Burns Saves Donald Trump From Poisonous Spider Bite in Oval Office
Pastor Mark Burns of Harvest Praise and Worship Center in Easley, South Carolina, says he saved U.S. President Donald Trump from a poisonous spider bite when he was in the Oval Office earlier this week.


Burns posted an 11-minute video on Twitter Wednesday where he revealed that the incident took place on Monday, when he and a group of evangelical leaders presented Trump with the "Friends of Zion" Award for his decision last week to recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel.

The pastor, who has been a strong supporter of the president, explained that he was at the Oval Office to present Trump with the award for "his courageousness," when in his peripheral vision he saw a movement going up Trump's back.

"It was this massive, huge white spider. And it was darting toward the back of his neck," Burns recalled.
He thought to himself, "can anyone else see this?"


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The "white widow spider," Latrodectus pallidus, is a species of spider commonly found throughout North Africa, the Middle East, and central Asia.

It has a medically significant bite. There are many other white spiders, none of which, to my knowledge, has a medically significant bite.
The bites of almost all spiders contain venom. The toxicity varies from barely noticeable to deadly for immature humans and the old an infirm.

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The website clarifies that the spider's bite "has mild and local cytotoxic and neurotoxic effects," though no fatal incident has ever been recorded.

Still, the bite is "quite painful from the outset. A person usually develops redness, swelling, and itching near the site of the bite. Redness disappears after about 72 hours, and the skin heals in a week or two."
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Proverbs 30:28 as, "the spider seizes [its prey] with its handiwork, though it dwells in the king's palace."

HOWEVER JESUS HAS OTHER PLANS!'' and President Trump is fulfilling them!!


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Darn! He could've been Spiderman, too!
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The "white widow spider," Latrodectus pallidus, is a species of spider commonly found throughout North Africa, the Middle East, and central Asia.

It has a medically significant bite. There are many other white spiders, none of which, to my knowledge, has a medically significant bite.
The bites of almost all spiders contain venom. The toxicity varies from barely noticeable to deadly for immature humans and the old an infirm.
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How'd that spider get there?? The whole story seems fucky.
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If Obama could have he'd have left scorpions there.
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Wow.. That would be quite the assassination story.. leaving a small spider in their to bit the potus. fk me.. Bunch of pricks around Trump probably still want pence in charge..
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Good find op bump
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Darn! He could've been Spiderman, too!
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