Yeah, as it happens I made a fairly good living selling ad space on local papers for about 20 years, and naturally I wrote quite a lot of the copy. I'm also a dab hand at restaurant reviews.

I gather from your tone that you are skeptical about the Rapture, but I ain't. You are also walking around with blinkers on deliberately ignoring what is happening in the world and the many, many heavenly warning signs that we have been getting for a long time now. The forces in play are far greater than anything that our puny civilizations can stand.