The film "Blazing saddles" could NOT have been made today. | |
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malu User ID: 206474 ![]() 04/13/2007 07:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Olson Johnson: Hold it, men. He's not bluffing. Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men, he's just crazy enough to do it! Bart: Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this nigger's head all over this town! Bart: Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's despit! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy... [the townfolk drop their guns. Bart jams the gun into his neck and drags himself through the crowd and towards the station] Harriett Van Johnson: Isn't anybody going to help that poor man? Dr. Sam Johnson: Hush, Harriet, that's a sure way to get him killed! Bart: Oooh! He'p me, he'p me! Somebody he'p me! He'p me! He'p me! He'p me! Bart: Shut up! [places his hand over his mouth, drags himself through the door into his office] "By way of deception, thou shalt do war." Israel's Mossad "The truth shall set you free." U.S. Central Intelligence Agency Motto |
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TruthDiesel User ID: 124991 ![]() 04/13/2007 08:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Great movie! [link to www.youtube.com] A tribute. You are probably right it would ruffle a few feathers. Think! It ain't illegal yet! |
Wake up world! (OP) User ID: 210204 ![]() 04/13/2007 08:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Bart: [the townfolk aren't happy to find out that their new sheriff is black. They begin to load their guns and point them at him. Bart then points his own pistol at his head] Hold it! Next man makes a move, the nigger gets it! Quoting: maluOlson Johnson: Hold it, men. He's not bluffing. Dr. Sam Johnson: Listen to him, men, he's just crazy enough to do it! Bart: Drop it! Or I swear I'll blow this nigger's head all over this town! Bart: Oh, lo'dy, lo'd, he's despit! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy... [the townfolk drop their guns. Bart jams the gun into his neck and drags himself through the crowd and towards the station] Harriett Van Johnson: Isn't anybody going to help that poor man? Dr. Sam Johnson: Hush, Harriet, that's a sure way to get him killed! Bart: Oooh! He'p me, he'p me! Somebody he'p me! He'p me! He'p me! He'p me! Bart: Shut up! [places his hand over his mouth, drags himself through the door into his office] LOL! I love that scene! |
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gsbltd User ID: 222890 ![]() 04/13/2007 08:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hell, I'm gonna log off and go watch it again... I could use a few good bellylaughs!! |
Sir_Chancealot User ID: 164485 ![]() 04/13/2007 08:17 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Other funny lines (from memory, not exact) "The sheriff is a ni(bell ringing)er" "What'd he say?" "He said, the sheriff is NEAR" "What are your qualifications?" "Assault, murder, rape, cattle-rustling, horse thieving, rape" "Wait a minute. You said 'rape' twice." "I like rape!" "Excuse me while I.... whip this out!". (Should be said by every man as he steps up to a urinal) "Is it twue what they say about black men?.....OH! It's twue!, it's twue!" |
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