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TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today!

 
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TRADITIONAL Christmas Caption Contest--WIN one of two Free GLP Upgrades Today!
POLL: The 2 Meere Cats Commenting Christmas Morning are...
 Looking at the Christmas Tree decorated by Uncle Fred who's drunk.
 IBrother Billy's Christmas stocking is Bigger than their's is.
 Feeling very sad that friends and family are so far away.
 Believe the "weather Gods" tried to ruin Christmas this year.
 Are amazed a Saudi Prince bought a DaVinci Painting for $450.3 million.
 Feel it is Christmas "karma" Rosie's son is joining the military
 Are glad they aren't in -20 below zero in Great Falls, MT
 Stand on the high ground...thankful for all their blessings
 Hung over big time.
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WINNERS HAVE BEEN SELECTED. THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO ENTERED!

:happysanta::happysanta::happysanta:


WINNER #1:

PAGE 1 "Pinkorchid- of the Begind"


" Sweetheart , I'm telling ya , she's gone, gone , gone and ain't coming back again"

" Honey, are you sure"


WINNER #2:

PAGE 3 CATNIP


2Meerecats2
"He ain't heavy...He's my brother."



VERY SPECIAL CATEGORY FOR ARTISTIC TOUCH! "LOUVE"

magakat

Overlay treatment of the caption image using a pic
of President Trump and the U.S. FLAG! wow! Great job!
hugs


A.C.'s HONORABLE MENTION:


PG.1 "gawd
"
Home, Home On The Range, Where The Deer and Santas Deranged...Oh Bring Me
A Home Where The Aliens Roam And We Can Get Real Smashed All Day

Page 2: A.C.3462

2Meerecats2
They just disappeard, like a rapture.



GREEN KARMA POINTS--CURRENT PAID MEMBERS

EXCELLENT OVERLAY TREATMENT by "Louve"

magakat

It feels good to be great again...

Very imaginative! Green Karma for you, kiddo!



Page 1 member "DACE"

Just keep looking away, son.....Pumba had Mexican food last night and it's not pretty.

AND...PAGE 2 (PG13-RATED)
:KukooSelfies:
2Meerecats2

See there, Fred..I told ya...
...EVERY damn year Aunt Betty has too much eggnog and starts showing off her beaver.

PAGE 1 MEMBER "A Friend"


I'm telling you Marge, there's a whole world out there.

PAGE 1 "Chugiakian"


2Meerecats2
I know son, They said THE WALL would NEVER be built....
NEVER say NEVER!
Chugiakian

AND...
[link to youtu.be (secure)]
FairUSE

GREAT JOB EVERYONE!

CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED. MERRY CHRISTMAS!

cheers
TheOracle'sCookie
12-25-2017 10:00 PM EST


EDITED: 12-25-2017 7:00 PM

CONTEST WILL REMAIN OPEN CHRISTMAS EVENING THRU 10:0O pm EST
Really Great turn out! Thanks everyone! TheOracle'sCookie

ONE FREE FULL MONTH UPGRADE...AND ONE "TRIAL" UPGRADE
FOR THE "BEST TWO CAPTIONS"STARTS NOW...THRU 7:00 EST ON CHRISTMAS DAY! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!


:happysanta::happysanta::happysanta:

NOTE:
If you don't wish to enter the contest...you can take the "poll" instead! (Great to have "options!" Merry Christmas.)


WHO CAN ENTER:
A.C.s who have a FREE REGISTRATION (gives you a "blue name")
and current paid members who have accounts that have just expired (or will expire in the next few days--let me know
that)--sorry, I can not upgrade an A.C. that hasn't registered for a free account with GLP.


ALSO...SPECIAL CATEGORIES FOR CURRENT MEMBERS WHO ENTER
--I WILL AWARD GREEN KARMA FOR REALLY GREAT CAPTIONS!
Everyone can enter.

A.C.s WHO ENTER WILL BE GIVEN "HONORABLE MENTION" AT THE
END OF THE CONTEST.



THIS WAS OUR LAST "CAPTION UPGRADE CONTEST" to give you some
examples of the kinds of "winning captions" that some of our
BLUE-NAMED A.C.s and (expired) GLP members suggested:

Thread: EARLY Christmas UPGRADE CAPTION CONTEST! Caption this PIC for a full-one month GLP Upgrade!

This was the winning caption for the last CONTEST:

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eqeqeq
Hey! Did you guys feel that? Was that a QUAKE?
...Was it another alien sighting?

ANSWER: Oh THAT? That was the family racing for
the PUMPKIN PIE! Merry Christmas GLP from TheOracle'sCookie!

CHRISTMAS CAPTION UPGRADE CONTEST!

I will award 1 FULL UPGRADE (1 Month) to a lucky winner
with a great imagination...AND 1 TRIAL UPGRADE to a 2nd
winner! My way of saying "Thank you and Merry Christmas
to my GLP family! hugs

CONTEST WILL RUN THROUGH NOON CHRISTMAS DAY 12-25-2017
7:00 PM EST...Let's go!


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CONTEST TIME EXTENDED TO 10:00 PM EST CHRISTMAS NIGHT!
COMMON IN AND MAKE YOUR [email protected]

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TWO WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED CHRISTMAS NIGHT AT 7:00 PM EST


SORRY...But you must be a "registered member" (blue name
with "free registration" or a currently "expired paid
account/member) for me to UPGRADE YOU. A.C.s cannot
receive the upgrade.


Let's CAPTION THIS PICTURE!

2Meerecats2


CAPTION FOR THE HOLIDAYS...but the caption does NOT need to
be about the Holiday--you can have them commenting on any current event or theme (as long as it is PG13 rated!)



GOOD LUCK! AND A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!


THIS THREAD WILL BE MONITORED, SO PLEASE KEEP REPLIES NICE.

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Just keep looking away, son.....Pumba had Mexican food last night and it's not pretty.
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Sooo, What are you willing to do for a part in this documentary?

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Welcome to the Meerkat Presidential Field, little Meergirl. ....Let Uncle MeerBiden show you around.damned
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Just keep looking away, son.....Pumba had Mexican food last night and it's not pretty.
 Quoting: Dace


:Jimbarfng:

lmao

Merry Christmas DACE!

hf
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I'm telling you Marge, there's a whole world out there.
But Lord, he stinketh!

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Home, Home On The Range, Where The Deer and Santas Deranged...Oh Bring Me A Home Where The Aliens Roam And We Can Get Real Smashed All Day.blwkss
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Just keep looking away, son.....Pumba had Mexican food last night and it's not pretty.
 Quoting: Dace


:Jimbarfng:

lmao

Merry Christmas DACE!

hf
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Back atcha, Cookie! cheers
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I'm telling you Marge, there's a whole world out there.
 Quoting: A Friend


hfhf
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Home, Home On The Range, Where The Deer and Santas Deranged...Oh Bring Me A Home Where The Aliens Roam And We Can Get Real Smashed All Day.blwkss
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" Sweetheart , I'm telling ya , she's gone, gone , gone and ain't coming back again"

" Honey, are you sure"
I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment.
SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL
THE TRUTH
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" Sweetheart , I'm telling ya , she's gone, gone , gone and ain't coming back again"

" Honey, are you sure"
 Quoting: Pinkorchid- Of the Begined


verysad

Oh...THAT is the kind of Christmas that is so sad
sometimes. I had one of these Christmases back in 1983
...man it just about killed me. Funny...I never thought
of this caption for the image, but maybe that's why I
actually decided on it...A Freudian slip maybe?


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Hope you have someone to hug for Christmas. Merry
Christmas, Pinkorchid!

cheers
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On the theme that Pinkorchid suggested (above)...
loss of a love at Christmas...Here is a beautiful folk
song that was precious to some couples. Dedicated to
Dan and his lovely "best gal."

2Meerecats2
"Look...He's singing Parsley Sage Rosemary to HER."

"Yeah...He's got a great voice. Wasn't that your song
when you were...um...together?"



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" Sweetheart , I'm telling ya , she's gone, gone , gone and ain't coming back again"

" Honey, are you sure"
 Quoting: Pinkorchid- Of the Begined


verysad

Oh...THAT is the kind of Christmas that is so sad
sometimes. I had one of these Christmases back in 1983
...man it just about killed me. Funny...I never thought
of this caption for the image, but maybe that's why I
actually decided on it...A Freudian slip maybe?


[link to youtu.be (secure)]
FairUSE

Hope you have someone to hug for Christmas. Merry
Christmas, Pinkorchid!

cheers
O'sCookie
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Well it has a lot of dimensions that one , like a single parent consoling a child or the one I was thinking of and that was "Bye Hillary "
I can't give you the ultimate truth ,it's all a matter of perspective and spin. So I empower you with the gift of discernment.
SEE THE TRUTH , KNOW THE TRUTH, FEEL
THE TRUTH
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Could even be consoling someone about their pet.

I think losing one's long-time pet companion would be a
really tough Christmas...unless you received a puppy or
kitten for a gift. That happened for us one Christmas.
We were all sitting around talking about old "Tuffy" and
then my sister comes in with a new puppy...man THAT was
a great Christmas gift. Grandpa cried.

:KukooSelfies:
"We couldn't find any cocker spaniels, Dad...
but will this Wood chuck be o.k.? He's potty
trained!"


2Meerecats2
"Yeah...He WANTED a cocker spaniel, but they got him
a wood chuck...Can you believe that?"

"Man...some people's kids."

cheers
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Sooo, What are you willing to do for a part in this documentary?
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Ah...administrative Meere Cat! lol!
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These Dr. Dre headphones are the best!

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Honey Badger...


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We aren't cut out to be socialists.We are the people who couldn't be constrained by Europe. We are the malcontents, idealists, speculators, dreamers, inventors, debtors and criminals who would not be chained. We don't play well with others, we are brash, outlandish and cunning. let us do what we do best; let us be Americans.
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Honey Badger...

lol! Love it!

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is a wee bit drunk.
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I know son, They said THE WALL would NEVER be built....
NEVER say NEVER!
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Don't worry they're gone...and they never suspected we were in that UFO and WE ARE THE ALIENS!!!
"What are you helping with all this helping?" Buddhist saying
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I know son, They said THE WALL would NEVER be built....
NEVER say NEVER!
 Quoting: Chugiakian


Are there Mexican Meere Cats? lol!

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Don't worry they're gone...and they never suspected we were in that UFO and WE ARE THE ALIENS!!!
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Cute!

hf
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"What are they building over there?"
"It's just a meer wall."
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I know son, They said THE WALL would NEVER be built....
NEVER say NEVER!
 Quoting: Chugiakian


Are there Mexican Meere Cats? lol!

cheers
O'sCookie
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They remind me of "Liberals"

facts.... according to [link to www.livescience.com (secure)]

[snip(s)]
less than 50%

... part of the civets and mongoose family. They are identified by their long bodies; short, flat ears; and their ability to stand on their back feet.

These animals are found in the deserts...

Meerkats live together in big groups,

families .... form a community called a mob, gang or clan.

the mob's dominant female leads the group.(voted for Hillary, no doubt)

Every morning, meerkats start their day with grooming or lying in the sun.

Females give birth to one to eight babies at a time (Welfare recipients),

Meerkats are listed as "least concern", - Need I say more?


We NEED a WALL to keep them from coming in!
Chugiakian
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"What are they building over there?"
"It's just a meer wall."
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hes right
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We did it son. All the libtards are gone.
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I know son, They said THE WALL would NEVER be built....
NEVER say NEVER!
 Quoting: Chugiakian


Are there Mexican Meere Cats? lol!

cheers
O'sCookie
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They remind me of "Liberals"

facts.... according to [link to www.livescience.com (secure)]

[snip(s)]
less than 50%

... part of the civets and mongoose family. They are identified by their long bodies; short, flat ears; and their ability to stand on their back feet.

These animals are found in the deserts...

Meerkats live together in big groups,

families .... form a community called a mob, gang or clan.

the mob's dominant female leads the group.(voted for Hillary, no doubt)

Every morning, meerkats start their day with grooming or lying in the sun.

Females give birth to one to eight babies at a time (Welfare recipients),

Meerkats are listed as "least concern", - Need I say more?


We NEED a WALL to keep them from coming in!
 Quoting: Chugiakian


lmao

ANTIFA-MEERE-KATS...

:Woahhhhsee:

That is TOO FUNNY. (This is why I love these contests
--I always learn something NEW...and I always laugh out
loud! What a great Gift!)

cheers
O'sCookie
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"What are they building over there?"
"It's just a meer wall."
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hes right
 Quoting: Chugiakian


LOL - nice =)

I posted then went back to read the rest and saw yours.

Great minds, eh Chug?

Merry Christmas!

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