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Does anyone know about best places to get tested for the Neanderthal Genome?

 
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Safe yourself some money.. if you are posting at GLP chances are you have it.
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I want to do it, but there are so many choices... will the results be true no matter who does it, or is there a trusted brand name i can go with?
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If you find out your a Neanderthal, you'll be a mlnority, and claim all the benefits that come with being a 'minority".
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I want to do it, but there are so many choices... will the results be true no matter who does it, or is there a trusted brand name i can go with?
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If you find out your a Neanderthal, you'll be a mlnority, and claim all the benefits that come with being a 'minority".
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Lmao
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So, if most whites don't have African DNA, do Africans (not American blacks obviously) but actual Africans, have any definable white DNA (like Nordic, Celtic, whatever)? If we don't have DNA in common then.....how are we related?
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So, if most whites don't have African DNA, do Africans (not American blacks obviously) but actual Africans, have any definable white DNA (like Nordic, Celtic, whatever)? If we don't have DNA in common then.....how are we related?
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Kinda blows the out of Africa theory, does it not?
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So, if most whites don't have African DNA, do Africans (not American blacks obviously) but actual Africans, have any definable white DNA (like Nordic, Celtic, whatever)? If we don't have DNA in common then.....how are we related?
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Kinda blows the out of Africa theory, does it not?
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It definitely does, because if there's one thing that should be physically present, it should be some percentage or grading or however one terms it - some percentage - of African DNA if we all came out of Africa. We should see some commonality, even if it's pretty small. We don't see any. I had my DNA done (a gift from a friend) and it was 100% Irish/British/Western European. NO AFRICAN at all. How is that possible? Did my ancestors drop off a meteorite? And Black Africans in the converse, don't have any WHITE DNA (unless they have colonial ancestors, of course). Where is the connection if we have common ancestors?

I'd like to check on the Asians and American Indians to see if they have any White/European DNA or black DNA and what about the Australian aborigines? Maybe we all ARE separate but similar, species?
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So, if most whites don't have African DNA, do Africans (not American blacks obviously) but actual Africans, have any definable white DNA (like Nordic, Celtic, whatever)? If we don't have DNA in common then.....how are we related?
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Kinda blows the out of Africa theory, does it not?
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I don't think they figured on this by letting the DNA tests go public...maybe they are collecting our DNA, personally I don't give a shit. But what it shows US is that reveals very large questions, which only people like US are asking (I don't see scientists asking this). We get the tools....we actually think about it and ask the questions. Knowledge IS power.
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I don't need a test to know I am a Neanderthal, haha. All I need is a mirror.
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My husband had his DNA tested using 23andme. His report showed that he had "more than normal Neanderthal" DNA. He's tall, was strawberry blond when he was young, has blue eyes and a really large head. He's also fairly small-boned for a man. The ethnic makeup was German, Polish, English, Scandinavian, Eastern European, and Ashkenazi Jewish. I'm still waiting for my report.
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I think the FBI will do it for free.
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In answer to the thread starter.

Anyone on the h.s. football team likely has the gene.
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In answer to the thread starter.

Anyone on the h.s. football team likely has the gene.
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Everyone but 100 percent sub sahran africans have the gene....
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I ORDERED FROM ANCESTRY . CA FOR 148.99

yahoo!
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ok i ordered from ancestry.ca, and then i read the reviews... HORRIBLE. I have just now ordered the big kit from 23and me and i will compare the two.

i tell you this, 23and me already has me feeling better than ancestry .ca

i'll compare them here when it happens.

23andme says to wait 2 days for the kit.

ancetry.ca says way longer, so reaLLY GLAd i went with both so that i caN SHOW YOU HERE.
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I dont look Neanderthal like either. I'm 5'10 which is tall for a female, I have green eyes, strawberry blonde hair and smaller eyes (not large like a Neanderthal), low body fat etc.
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strawberry blond is a Neanderthal trait
green eyes are too.
your eyes may be large but you may have big eyelids?... i can squint like Clint Eastwood.
 Quoting: Yidna


No I have small eyelids.
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My eyelids and eyes are small, similar to January Jones or Iggy Azalea. Yet I have more then 99 percent Neanderthal genes then other user on 23and me.
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THOSE TWO GIRLS HAVE LARGE EYE SOCKETS AND THEy're JUST SHOWING LESS EYEball

I'd bet those two are both very high in Neanderthal.
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So, if most whites don't have African DNA, do Africans (not American blacks obviously) but actual Africans, have any definable white DNA (like Nordic, Celtic, whatever)? If we don't have DNA in common then.....how are we related?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75491368


Kinda blows the out of Africa theory, does it not?
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith



It definitely does, because if there's one thing that should be physically present, it should be some percentage or grading or however one terms it - some percentage - of African DNA if we all came out of Africa. We should see some commonality, even if it's pretty small. We don't see any. I had my DNA done (a gift from a friend) and it was 100% Irish/British/Western European. NO AFRICAN at all. How is that possible? Did my ancestors drop off a meteorite? And Black Africans in the converse, don't have any WHITE DNA (unless they have colonial ancestors, of course). Where is the connection if we have common ancestors?

I'd like to check on the Asians and American Indians to see if they have any White/European DNA or black DNA and what about the Australian aborigines? Maybe we all ARE separate but similar, species?
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I'm hearing that the Native Americans are mixed with Mongoloid, (Chinese for example) and Caucasoid, (European) and that they also have a high Neanderthal profile.
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I don't need a test to know I am a Neanderthal, haha. All I need is a mirror.
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haha, look at Magnus Carlsen.

bitime Neanderthal, and big-time genius.

you must also be very intelligent... good on you.
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Look in mirror. If not negro, positive.
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So, if most whites don't have African DNA, do Africans (not American blacks obviously) but actual Africans, have any definable white DNA (like Nordic, Celtic, whatever)? If we don't have DNA in common then.....how are we related?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75491368


Kinda blows the out of Africa theory, does it not?
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith



It definitely does, because if there's one thing that should be physically present, it should be some percentage or grading or however one terms it - some percentage - of African DNA if we all came out of Africa. We should see some commonality, even if it's pretty small. We don't see any. I had my DNA done (a gift from a friend) and it was 100% Irish/British/Western European. NO AFRICAN at all. How is that possible? Did my ancestors drop off a meteorite? And Black Africans in the converse, don't have any WHITE DNA (unless they have colonial ancestors, of course). Where is the connection if we have common ancestors?

I'd like to check on the Asians and American Indians to see if they have any White/European DNA or black DNA and what about the Australian aborigines? Maybe we all ARE separate but similar, species?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75491368


Some people have alien theories that white people arrived about 40,000 years ago from somewhere else. I don't know, but I do hope someday, we have a real answer.
Fate whispers to the warrior

"You cannot withstand the storm"

and the warrior whispers back

"I am the storm"

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Life is karma and karma always reflects both past and present circumstance. Our time here is short, so choose carefully and behave well, for all of your tomorrows are presently being decided.

"A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool."
-- William Shakespeare, born April 23, 1564.

Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie *strewn* about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth...

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