hey looks like we got ourselves a winner here, so far so good. I'm sure everybody will take well to the good news..

And yeah that's the whole point of baptism, washing off the dross of this world.

Of course it gets a bit more profane, because if you go back to the original mythologies of the Gods, guess which one of our planets is the original father figure, and what body part they name him after? But it was this God that made the earth fertile from his own piss, but then another planet that tptb worship (surprise surprise) cut off his balls, and he slips in his own feces! That's some appreciation for you.

Of course to make it up to them, some would say Jesus was the other planet that subdued that other ring of lies. I guess that helps somewhat.

Probably shouldn't convolute the issue with all this information, but maybe someone can have fun listing the planets that I didn't name.