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I Asked God In Private Prayer To Accept The Flood In The Days Of Noah As Water Baptism For The Entire World (In Jesus Name)

 
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I Asked God In Private Prayer To Accept The Flood In The Days Of Noah As Water Baptism For The Entire World (In Jesus Name)
I asked God to private prayer to accept the flood in the days of Noah as water baptism for the entire world

In Jesus Name

amen




John 14:12

Verily, verily, I say unto you, He that believeth on me, the works that I do shall he do also; and greater works than these shall he do; because I go unto my Father.
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That's just silly, especially since you are praying in a dead man's name.
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You can't do that with the Bible?

Hah!

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The flood was judgment, not baptism
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Re: I Asked God In Private Prayer To Accept The Flood In The Days Of Noah As Water Baptism For The Entire World (In Jesus Name)
You can't do that with the Bible?

Hah!

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Okay! You name the time and the mountain and I will come watch you move it!
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You need to learn your Bible OP each one of us has to accept Jesus Christ into our hearts, no one can do it for us. Our only requirement is to tell others about Jesus, it is up to the Holy Spirit to draw them and convict them. And you did not ask God in Private Prayer for you came on this forum and told everyone what you did. That is not private.
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You need to learn your Bible OP each one of us has to accept Jesus Christ into our hearts, no one can do it for us. Our only requirement is to tell others about Jesus, it is up to the Holy Spirit to draw them and convict them. And you did not ask God in Private Prayer for you came on this forum and told everyone what you did. That is not private.
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Actually the only requirement is to follow Torah. There is no need for Jesus, each person is able to do it themselves.
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Re: I Asked God In Private Prayer To Accept The Flood In The Days Of Noah As Water Baptism For The Entire World (In Jesus Name)
You can't do that with the Bible?

Hah!

Faith to move mountains


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Okay! You name the time and the mountain and I will come watch you move it!
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Are you being sarcastic?

Or are you a Christian?
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You need to learn your Bible OP each one of us has to accept Jesus Christ into our hearts, no one can do it for us. Our only requirement is to tell others about Jesus, it is up to the Holy Spirit to draw them and convict them. And you did not ask God in Private Prayer for you came on this forum and told everyone what you did. That is not private.
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That was just Part One

I don't have the time right now to explain Part Two
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You need to learn your Bible OP each one of us has to accept Jesus Christ into our hearts, no one can do it for us. Our only requirement is to tell others about Jesus, it is up to the Holy Spirit to draw them and convict them. And you did not ask God in Private Prayer for you came on this forum and told everyone what you did. That is not private.
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I am Anonymous here
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That's exactly what it is.
hesright
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Silly Mormon
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You can't do that with the Bible?

Hah!

Faith to move mountains


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Okay! You name the time and the mountain and I will come watch you move it!
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Are you being sarcastic?

Or are you a Christian?
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What does it matter what I am? You have faith in "jesus" enough to move a mountain ... I'd like to see that. Unless you're lying!
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That's exactly what it is.
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Thank you.

God bless


I also asked God in private prayer to give me possession of the land promised to Abraham's seed, the Garden of Eden, and the flaming sword in the Garden of Eden and to the keys of the kingdom of heaven.

In Jesus Name



Genesis 3:24
So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.
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That's exactly what it is.
hesright
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Thank you.

God bless


I also asked God in private prayer to give me possession of the land promised to Abraham's seed, the Garden of Eden, and the flaming sword in the Garden of Eden and to the keys of the kingdom of heaven.

In Jesus Name



Genesis 3:24
So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.
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Matthew hew 16:19
And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven.
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There's more too

Much more
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That's exactly what it is.
hesright
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Thank you.

God bless


I also asked God in private prayer to give me possession of the land promised to Abraham's seed, the Garden of Eden, and the flaming sword in the Garden of Eden and to the keys of the kingdom of heaven.

In Jesus Name



Genesis 3:24
So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.
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Oh my. You're prays must be a joke. Jesus is dead and your prays are blasphemous.
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Hebrews 12:29
For our God is a consuming fire.

I asked God in private prayer to accept the lake of fire, which is in heaven, as baptism by fire.

In Jesus Name

Amen
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Hebrews 12:29
For our God is a consuming fire.

I asked God in private prayer to accept the lake of fire, which is in heaven, as baptism by fire.

In Jesus Name

Amen
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Matthew 3:11
I indeed baptize you with water unto repentance. but he that cometh after me is mightier than I, whose shoes I am not worthy to bear: he shall baptize you with the Holy Ghost, and with fire
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The lake of fire is not hell.

The lake of fire is in heaven and is an heavenly thing.

Anything thrown into the lake of fire will cease to exist.

God is not a liar.

On the Day of Judgment, all unsaved sinners will be thrown into the lake of fire and cease to exist.

I asked God in private prayer to bring them all back, after His Word is completely fulfilled.

New heavens and new earth

All things new

I asked God in private prayer to bring them all back, but not as sinners, but as new creations (creatures), born again.
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The lake of fire is not hell.

The lake of fire is in heaven and is an heavenly thing.

Anything thrown into the lake of fire will cease to exist.

God is not a liar.

On the Day of Judgment, all unsaved sinners will be thrown into the lake of fire and cease to exist.

I asked God in private prayer to bring them all back, after His Word is completely fulfilled.

New heavens and new earth

All things new

I asked God in private prayer to bring them all back, but not as sinners, but as new creations (creatures), born again.
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Baptized by water (flood in the days of Noah)

And baptized by fire (the lake of fire)

That means that Native Americans for example from centuries ago who never had any access to Bibles, will all be brought back, and receive eternal life.

How do you like them apples?
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Satan had a place in heaven, which was not part of the kingdom of heaven.

It was divided by a heavenly closed gate.

He would accuse the brethren from there.

It is described in Job 1 and Revelation 12


This happened almost 7 years ago in private prayer, I asked God for possession of the keys to the kingdom of heaven.

Gabriel took the keys, and opened the heavenly gate and the war in heaven started.

Satan and his devils were thrown out from their place in heaven

Revelation 12:7 And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,

8 And prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in heaven.
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Nope, that's not the way it works.
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Satan had a place in heaven, which was not part of the kingdom of heaven.

It was divided by a heavenly closed gate.

He would accuse the brethren from there.

It is described in Job 1 and Revelation 12


This happened almost 7 years ago in private prayer, I asked God for possession of the keys to the kingdom of heaven.

Gabriel took the keys, and opened the heavenly gate and the war in heaven started.

Satan and his devils were thrown out from their place in heaven

Revelation 12:7 And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,

8 And prevailed not; neither was their place found any more in heaven.
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That place in heaven, which was not part of the kingdom of heaven, that Satan had is described here


Job 1:6 Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan came also among them.

7 And the Lord said unto Satan, Whence comest thou? Then Satan answered the Lord, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.
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I asked God in private prayer to give me possession of the land promised to Abraham's seed, the Garden of Eden and the flaming sword in the Garden of Eden and to the keys of the kingdom of heaven. In Jesus Name


Do I need a fellow Christian to concur?

Lol

Matthew 18:19
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When God chose David, his own brothers were jealous of him.

Imagine what non-family members would feel?


Exodus 34:14
For thou shalt worship no other god: for the Lord, whose name is Jealous, is a jealous God:
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I asked God in private prayer to give me possession of the flaming sword in the Garden of Eden


Genesis 3:24
So he drove out the man; and he placed at the east of the garden of Eden Cherubims, and a flaming sword which turned every way, to keep the way of the tree of life.


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I asked God in private prayer for all of this.

By The Blood Of Jesus The Christ In Jesus Holy Name

Amen
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I don't know what the fuck it is you think you're doing or achieving but, you're known as the 1% batshit craxy religious that makes up 99% of the religious on glp.
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I never intended to reveal any of this

I am telling you now so that some can have some hope

You will live a new life in the new heavens and new earth

In the Paradise of God

Your loved ones will be saved, AFTER His Word is completely fulfilled
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This is not even half of it

I'm too tired to explain more





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