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As a Christian, I've always wondered why God never used women to write Scripture, but over the years I realized why. Women have a tendency towards spiritual deception. They are fascinated by psychics, mediums, Ouija boards, and New Age beliefs. That's not to say that men don't also fall for this nonsense, but women really do have a special bent towards it. When God decided to give us His Word, he knew men would faithfully record it. Women are also more opinionated than men and would no doubt contribute their own yeast. The Bible would look very different if women had written it and it would cease to be the Word of God.