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Do you think people jerked off on the Mayflower?

 
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Do you think people jerked off on the Mayflower?
Like when and where did they find the time for a good, hearty wank session? Was it somewhere behind the barrels or something?
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How many yanks use the term wank?
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Re: Do you think people jerked off on the Mayflower?
The Mayflower was strictly a "No Fap" transatlantic vessel. Those pilgrims didn't play.

Now the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria were a whole other story...
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No , the Santa Maria was the designated fapship.
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Re: Do you think people jerked off on the Mayflower?
The mess hall.
Yeah I did it, and it can't be undone.
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Re: Do you think people jerked off on the Mayflower?
The Mayflower was strictly a "No Fap" transatlantic vessel. Those pilgrims didn't play.

Now the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria were a whole other story...
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nice, great minds think alike.
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Re: Do you think people jerked off on the Mayflower?
Speakin of, I believe I'll go "walk the plank"
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Re: Do you think people jerked off on the Mayflower?
Why in the hell would you jerk off on the Mayflower when there are several women around the ship to jerk off on?
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01/20/2018 01:46 AM
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Re: Do you think people jerked off on the Mayflower?
And you fucktards think D50's food reviews make this forum a shithole? No, this type of posts do.

HAHAHAHA!

Fuck off, fuck all the way off.
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Re: Do you think people jerked off on the Mayflower?
Speakin of, I believe I'll go "walk the plank"
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cruise
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Re: Do you think people jerked off on the Mayflower?
I know I did
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I know I did
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Ask me anything guys!!!

I jerked off on the Mayflower!
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01/20/2018 02:22 AM
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HAHAHAA great thread bud. I think 99 % of them peeps beat off big league on yee ol Mayflower, the other 1% lied about it.
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HAHAHAA great thread bud. I think 99 % of them peeps beat off big league on yee ol Mayflower, the other 1% lied about it.
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BIGLY!
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HAHAHAA great thread bud. I think 99 % of them peeps beat off big league on yee ol Mayflower, the other 1% lied about it.
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I agree! But still, I wonder where on the ship and when they could find time.....
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Re: Do you think people jerked off on the Mayflower?
There were dudes who wanked it all the way across!
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Re: Do you think people jerked off on the Mayflower?
Like when and where did they find the time for a good, hearty wank session? Was it somewhere behind the barrels or something?
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Thread: Trump pardons the banks!!!
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Where do you think "May"onnaise came from ? 5a
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Re: Do you think people jerked off on the Mayflower?
They were Puritans so they probably just banged their sheep.
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01/20/2018 10:44 AM
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Re: Do you think people jerked off on the Mayflower?
Don't they teach you fucking people anything in school anymore? They were Puritans. Probably the least whack off prone people on the face of the earth.

Just because you don't believe in anything but pleasure seeking, doesn't mean everyone else in history was just like you. Some people actually believed in things more important than Chinese plastic shit and porn in the olden days. I know that's hard to fathom now in these debased, degenerate times we live in. But it wasn't always this way.
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Re: Do you think people jerked off on the Mayflower?
Don't they teach you fucking people anything in school anymore? They were Puritans. Probably the least whack off prone people on the face of the earth.

Just because you don't believe in anything but pleasure seeking, doesn't mean everyone else in history was just like you. Some people actually believed in things more important than Chinese plastic shit and porn in the olden days. I know that's hard to fathom now in these debased, degenerate times we live in. But it wasn't always this way.
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Indeed lol.
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Cabin boys!sheep and Sheep.
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Re: Do you think people jerked off on the Mayflower?
I'm guessing OP's age about 17.
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cruise

I need to sleeeeep!
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Re: Do you think people jerked off on the Mayflower?
No because they were too seasick or sick in general.
Women were not dressed to distract like today.
They also had scurvy to deal with.
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Re: Do you think people jerked off on the Mayflower?
Don't they teach you fucking people anything in school anymore? They were Puritans. Probably the least whack off prone people on the face of the earth.

Just because you don't believe in anything but pleasure seeking, doesn't mean everyone else in history was just like you. Some people actually believed in things more important than Chinese plastic shit and porn in the olden days. I know that's hard to fathom now in these debased, degenerate times we live in. But it wasn't always this way.
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This^^

People see everything through their current degraded state and think things have always been this way.

Notice how you often turn for relief when your mind is agitated. Well this agitation is a modern day phenomenon.
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swabbing the deck
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trolls
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Re: Do you think people jerked off on the Mayflower?
loss of essence would have meant death, one little mistake, one poorly rigged sail, they all die.

in the old days, anyone who fapped died off in a matter of hours
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Re: Do you think people jerked off on the Mayflower?
Any idea how big that ship was?
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