Do you have any Bigfoot stories that you KNOW are real?

I knew a guy who wore size 14 shoes. He flunked out 11th grade 3 times trying to avoid the draft for the Vietnam war.

Finally I told him that his feet were too big for the military, that they will not kill two cows just to make him a pair of shoes. True story.

Epilog...he tried to flunk 11th grade for the 4th time but they passed him into 12th grade. He tried to flunk 12th grade, but they give a diploma and sent him on his way.

His father told him he was going to be the first person who ever collect social security while he was still in high school. This is my big foot story.

LOL ........ that is BULLSHIT, I've seen two of them up CLOSE in the daytime, they are flesh and blood.

That is the weirdest Bigfoot story that I have ever heard. Especially thinking that it may not even have been a Bigfoot but some other "thing." I will not be camping anywhere near there, ever.

Im not sure if he is describing a bigfoot or a forest goblin.

Here are my two:

THESE ARE BOTH DAY TIME, though... I have seen a few at night and caught a few on FLIR.

First time was May 1, 2011 at 4:00 p.m. -- at Rose Creek in Arizona, elevation about 6,400'... sunny clear and cool

It was a large male with red hair (like an Irish Setter with a sheen) he came walking down a slope from the west into a clearing, the sun was just going over the west ridge... I did not see him walk down.

He walked down a hill from the west, he stepped on a stick that broke, which alerted me, I looked up and there he was out in the open at my 10-11 o'clock position, no more than 35' to 40' from me. He must have known he screwed-up because in that 1 second it took for me to look up, he had already dropped to his knees and froze. He remained frozen, I could see the space between his quads and spaces between his elbows and chest sides.

Massive even on his knees, so I suspect he was least at 8' in height and around 500lbs with a 3.5' to 4' shoulder width and wide girth. I saw no breasts, the chest was covered in hair, therefore I don't think it was female. I did not see his lower organ, likely because his hanging body hair covered it.

I stared for about two minutes while trying to think (how to find my video camera, which was still packed) and not take my eyes off him. I didn't dare blink. I couldn't see his face, his head was facing down but I knew damn well he was looking at me!

Then I turned for 1 second, turned back and he was gone... it was that fast... BUT I knew he couldn't have gone that far and I didn't hear him move.

So I scanned left, not viable... no cover. I scanned right and there he was, about 15' to 20' to my right, at about the 1 o'clock position now seated on the ground, up against a tree that had a row of thick briars in front of it, he was between the thicket and leaning against the tree still about 35' to 40' away from me.

If his eyes weren't glowing bright white I never would have pegged where he was. I thought, 'he thinks he has great cover' but me... I have a ringside seat.

At that point all I could do without moving was be a good witness. I had small binoculars in my sweatshirt and glassed him..... His head was unobscurred, his right shoulder, arm including hand and chest area were also unobscurred. I studied his face for well over 30 minutes while he watched me.

He had a high hairline, his lips were wide and very thin and his skin was medium to dark battleship gray in color and somewhat leathery with no facial hair. His eyes luminesced bright white the whole time, he blinked many times. He rocked left to right many times. He never opened his mouth, I did not see his ears because of his head hair.

His nose was like ours only very big, wide and bulbous. He had a basil ridge down each side of his nose to his mouth, he held his right hand in a cupped position. He had a high hairline and his is head was only slightly coned.

Honestly he was not a pretty sight by our standards. I'd have to describe it as; very exaggerated, contorted and out of proportion, almost digfigured features. NO SMELL whatsoever.

Then in got very dark (no moon) and I assume he was gone because I couldn't see his eye GLOW any more.

Early the next morning I went up to where he sat and I saw 2 deep, 2 inch deep indentations about 20" apart in the dirt about 2' out in front of the tree. I assumed he had his heels dug in while he sat there and watched me. So I sat down agaist the tree to see what kind of view he had, and I could not see shit, I had to rock left to right and could barley see the top of the camper through the thicket.

I've left off one important & obvious physical eye trait so hoaxers can't use it to fool people.
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Second time was November 23, 2013 at 11:00 am -- in north central Massachusetts (at my research location). I had known for years they were there. I never expected him/her to be where he/she was, it was very unexpected. Three miles in I'd expect it, but he/she was literally in someone's backyard.

I was leaving this location in my truck, I had just come out of 4 wheel drive and was back on a regular dirt road and near a driveway on the outskirts. I stopped my truck and turned to get something when I couldn't help but notice his 2 huge, luminescent bright ruby red translucent eyes looking at me from the left side of a big tree about 30' to 40' away (his/her right side). If the eyes weren't glowing red I never would have noticed.

I could see he/she was holding onto a tree with his left arm, I could see his head was not coned, it looked round like ours. He was dark in color, either dark brown or black. He looked to be 7' in height and possibly around 400 lbs. I could not see facial features (just the eyes) due to the shadows from the tree canopy.

We locked eyes and stared at each other for no more than 10 seconds.. I leaned back in my truck to grab my cam off the rear floor and the passenger centerpost obscurred my view for a second, I grabbed the cam and when I came back up he/she must have moved behind the tree, used it for cover and backed away, out of sight.

I zoomed in panning around for about a minute or two and WAY in the distance maybe 200 yards, a dark large something (HIM/HER) passed by a clearing between trees, going left to right and was then gone.

I've left off one important & obvious physical eye trait so hoaxers can't use it to fool people.

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I also have plenty of audio of them yelling, howling, whooping, screaming, jibber-jabbing, laughing, taking trees down, heavy breathing.... etc...

LOL ........ that is BULLSHIT, I've seen two of them up CLOSE in the daytime, they are flesh and blood.

Which members of the Congressional Black Caucus would you compare them to?

Bears don't ROAR, especially black bear... ask any bear expert. They chuff and snap their teeth.

If that story is true, it shows that they can be fooled.

The Patterson footage is the real thing.

That is the weirdest Bigfoot story that I have ever heard. Especially thinking that it may not even have been a Bigfoot but some other "thing." I will not be camping anywhere near there, ever.

Not trying to derail, I just had to say, u have BEAUTIFUL dogs

Not the easily debunked TV ones.

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I would just like to interject one point to the people who still believe a big hairy guy lives in the woods - we live in an age where the average teenager making minimum wage can pretty much afford to strap a go-pro camera to a bloodhound.
Think about that.
Now cut the shit. You all sound retarded.


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LOL. All of these Bigfoot stories and you are focused on dogs?

The Patterson footage is the real thing.

Walmart doesn't sell anything that well made. If a human was in there, the arms and legs were mechanical past the knees and elbows.

Don't worry, keep thinking like that. You'll never get close to seeing one.

Again I say: "Sasquatch Message for Humanity" Seek and you shall find.

Doubtful.