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HOLY SHITBALLS!!!!!!!!!:::::::::: Scoop: Skirmish in Beijing over the nuclear football

 
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I've spoken to five sources familiar with the events. Here's what happened, as they describe it:

When the U.S. military aide carrying the nuclear football entered the Great Hall, Chinese security officials blocked his entry. (The official who carries the nuclear football is supposed to close to the president at all times, along with a doctor.)
A U.S. official hurried into the adjoining room and told Kelly what was happening. Kelly rushed over and told the U.S. officials to keep walking — "We're moving in," he said — and the Americans all started moving.
Then there was a commotion. A Chinese security official grabbed Kelly, and Kelly shoved the man’s hand off of his body. Then a U.S. Secret Service agent grabbed the Chinese security official and tackled him to the ground.

:whoa: :whoa: :whoa: :whoa: :whoa:
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Back in November.
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thats not a joke they did the right thing

but .. why was there any separation between guy with codes and president anyway ?
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wtf
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what
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I guess pence has the codes also

they must do it that way because anytime president is in a foreign nation they could prevent him from using the codes
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Back in November.
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Just finding out now.
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whoa!
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I've spoken to five sources familiar with the events. Here's what happened, as they describe it:

When the U.S. military aide carrying the nuclear football entered the Great Hall, Chinese security officials blocked his entry. (The official who carries the nuclear football is supposed to close to the president at all times, along with a doctor.)
A U.S. official hurried into the adjoining room and told Kelly what was happening. Kelly rushed over and told the U.S. officials to keep walking — "We're moving in," he said — and the Americans all started moving.
Then there was a commotion. A Chinese security official grabbed Kelly, and Kelly shoved the man’s hand off of his body. Then a U.S. Secret Service agent grabbed the Chinese security official and tackled him to the ground.

:whoa: :whoa: :whoa: :whoa: :whoa:
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that's gonna cost them their lil islands dat dey been buildin
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What happened November 10th the day after...?
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Why the FUCK would I get a RED for this. Jees.

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I can't believe those slimy fuckers had the balls to touch anyone in the presidential entourage. Nuke em now !!!
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A U.S. official hurried into the adjoining room and told Kelly what was happening. Kelly rushed over and told the U.S. officials to keep walking — "We're moving in," he said — and the Americans all started moving.
 Quoting: WyatteSmith

That was a mistake. Kelly should understand that when he's in someone else's country, he's not free to do whatever the fuck he wants.
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Why the FUCK would I get a RED for this. Jees.

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Jack wagons! the lot.

f em Wyatte.

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Why the FUCK would I get a RED for this. Jees.

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Green to counter.
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Definitely seems strange. Obviously,the china man didn't know the protocol!
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GLP provides.
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Why the FUCK would I get a RED for this. Jees.

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Green to counter.
 Quoting: REEEEEEEEEE


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...and five.
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Why the FUCK would I get a RED for this. Jees.

:mad:
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Green to counter.
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Thanks Reeeeeeeeeee, I tried to reciprocate, but have to wait a few more days...
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Axios is Anti-Trump, and part of the coup's propaganda machine.

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best game of "kill the carrier" or "smear the queer" ever ~

they should hire offensive defensive linemen still their prime for this game
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A U.S. official hurried into the adjoining room and told Kelly what was happening. Kelly rushed over and told the U.S. officials to keep walking — "We're moving in," he said — and the Americans all started moving.
 Quoting: WyatteSmith

That was a mistake. Kelly should understand that when he's in someone else's country, he's not free to do whatever the fuck he wants.
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Wrong. Chinese have zero right to interfere physically with American officials and security on a diplomatic visit.
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Good shit, thanks Wyatt!
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Great story- IF true... any corroborating link? Thing seems pretty flimsy.
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I've got the football and the codes....the codes read.... BUNG HOLE....BUNG HOLY O... ha ha ha
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I've spoken to five sources familiar with the events. Here's what happened, as they describe it:

When the U.S. military aide carrying the nuclear football entered the Great Hall, Chinese security officials blocked his entry. (The official who carries the nuclear football is supposed to close to the president at all times, along with a doctor.)
A U.S. official hurried into the adjoining room and told Kelly what was happening. Kelly rushed over and told the U.S. officials to keep walking — "We're moving in," he said — and the Americans all started moving.
Then there was a commotion. A Chinese security official grabbed Kelly, and Kelly shoved the man’s hand off of his body. Then a U.S. Secret Service agent grabbed the Chinese security official and tackled him to the ground.

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa
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How honest is AXIOS news?
Valid question.


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