Bet Robert Mueller Thinks This Devin Nunes Tweet Is REAL Funny!

Congressman Devin Nunes, GOP chair of the House Intelligence Committee (HPSCI), is known for several things:

Being below average on the spectrum of human intelligence.

Having a face that always looks like you just caught him in the middle of pooping his pants because he thought for sure he could get away with it this one time.

Being so far up Donald Trump’s ass he’s willing to go to great lengths, even if it makes him look like a gigantic fool, to obstruct justice in the Russia investigation.

Possibly being compromised by Russia his own self, but we haven’t figured out exactly how yet. Maybe the Kremlin has a video of Nunes the Dairy Farmer acting inappropriate with one of his prized cows, we don’t know what Devin Nunes and his special cow get up to late night and neither do you, assuming he has one cow that is more special than the rest.

Did I mention he has a dumb poop face?

I bring that stuff up because look at this fucking idiot:


“Catch up on mainstream media Russian conspiracy theories in this piece by @FDRLST PS-If you are a Russian Bot please make this go viral PSS-If you’re not a Russian Bot you will become one if you retweet “

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That is his argument? Russian interference and Russian bots are a hoax, so let me please ask Russian bots to help this article about how the Trump-Russia thing is a hoax to go viral? Really, dude?

We bet Devin Nunes is under the impression that Devin Nunes just made a very good joke. His prized dairy cow would be like “LM-OOOOOOOOO!” if she read it, but unfortunately, cow cannot read.