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Looks like that mutherfucking flu gots me

 
Samuel L Mutherfucker
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Looks like that mutherfucking flu gots me
Aches, fever, chills set in in the past 24 hours.

What am I in for?
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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Re: Looks like that mutherfucking flu gots me
Has your fever broke yet?
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Never ask GLPers! They will give you the worst of the worst prognosis.

I was surrounded by sick people a few weeks ago. Never really caught it myself, but they all got over it. You'll be fine!
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Re: Looks like that mutherfucking flu gots me
Has your fever broke yet?
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Nope
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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Prayers for healing and comfort.
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Never ask GLPers! They will give you the worst of the worst prognosis.

I was surrounded by sick people a few weeks ago. Never really caught it myself, but they all got over it. You'll be fine!
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


So was I but it finally got me!
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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Prayers for healing and comfort.
 Quoting: ~Jazzy~


hf
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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Flu shot? Asking for a friend.
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Re: Looks like that mutherfucking flu gots me
Never ask GLPers! They will give you the worst of the worst prognosis.

I was surrounded by sick people a few weeks ago. Never really caught it myself, but they all got over it. You'll be fine!
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


So was I but it finally got me!
 Quoting: Samuel L Mutherfucker


I discovered frozen pomegranate seeds and became addicted to them. I think that's what saved me from catching it.

I also had homemade bone broth.

Pop some extra Vitamin C.

Feel better. hugs
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I'm getting over one of the worst flu-like infections I've ever had. Very high fever, severe headache, fatigue, constant shivering/feeling too cold, soaking sheets in sweat, and severe diarrhea. No respiratory symptoms whatsoever.

The flu-like symptoms are mostly gone, but I'm still pissing out my ass every few hours...
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Get some mutherfuckin thera flu and some mutherfuckin orange juice.
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hope you are ok, op!
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Re: Looks like that mutherfucking flu gots me
Aches, fever, chills set in in the past 24 hours.

What am I in for?
 Quoting: Samuel L Mutherfucker


Your temperature will probably spike in the next 12 hours you need to keep drinking fluids

It’s going to be very uncomfortable
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Re: Looks like that mutherfucking flu gots me
Never ask GLPers! They will give you the worst of the worst prognosis.

I was surrounded by sick people a few weeks ago. Never really caught it myself, but they all got over it. You'll be fine!
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


So was I but it finally got me!
 Quoting: Samuel L Mutherfucker


I discovered frozen pomegranate seeds and became addicted to them. I think that's what saved me from catching it.

I also had homemade bone broth.

Pop some extra Vitamin C.

Feel better. hugs
 Quoting: NoMoreMsNiceGirl


I can't get the seeds in this frozen backwater muthefucking shithole but the rest I can do!

Thanks!

hf
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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Re: Looks like that mutherfucking flu gots me
Aches, fever, chills set in in the past 24 hours.

What am I in for?
 Quoting: Samuel L Mutherfucker


Your temperature will probably spike in the next 12 hours you need to keep drinking fluids

It’s going to be very uncomfortable
 Quoting: Astral Goat


I am guzzling fresh OJ, hot water with lemon, honey, and cumin, and put some H2O2 in my ears.

A little ginger ale too.

Nap time!
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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Look Motherfucker we ain't got no Motherfucking time for you to get Motherfucking sick so suck it up Motherfucker and get back to Motherfucking posting truth.


PS, hope you feel better soon and you're welcome Motherfucker
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Re: Looks like that mutherfucking flu gots me
I'm recovering from that muthafuggah myself.

Worst symptoms are joint-pain, extreme fatigue, uncomfortably hot one minute then shivering cold the next. Right now, it's just like a bad head-cold and I should be able to go to work tonight.

I caught it from my son.

Anyways, I hope you'll be back to your muddafuhgin-self in no time. Stay hydrated.
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Re: Looks like that mutherfucking flu gots me
Aches, fever, chills set in in the past 24 hours.

What am I in for?
 Quoting: Samuel L Mutherfucker


3000 mg of vitamin C
10,000 units of vitamin D3
2 garlic gel caps,
2 capsules of echinacea
Around 2 tablespoons of Braggs vinegar every 30 minutes for 3 hours.

This will break the fever and knock that motherfucking flu down. Many people are learning these are just good ole items you home should always have.
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Soak in a motherfuckin bathtub full of ice and chug a motherfuckin bottle of whiskey.
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Get antibiotics asap, don't hesitate.
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Black Elderberry.
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I've had this shit for almost 3 weeks, and this is literally the first time in over 2 weeks that I've had the strength or inclination to even post here.

As far as I know, I've never had the "real" flu, but went to the doc last Friday and tested positive for Influenza A.

Drink plenty of water, take vitamin C, plenty of rest, etc.

Although none of this has done jack shit for me, it's what everybody says to do.cruise
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I hope you feel better soon
hf
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Re: Looks like that mutherfucking flu gots me
Chills, dry cough, no energy, sore throat, head ache, congestion, etc.
Make sure you have plenty of water and maybe some ginger ale for nausea. Vit c and D3. Maybe grab some comfort food like chicken soup.





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