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Man who used anglerfish stomach to masturbate ends up in hospital
A man who posted step-by-step updates as he pleasured himself with the stomach of an anglerfish ended up in hospital. In a series of posts on 2channel, the anonymous masturbator from Japan told users that he works with anglerfish on a regular basis, and decided to wank with the fish’s stomach out of ‘curiosity’.


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All characters and events in this forum --even those based on real people-- are entirely fictional. All celebrity comments are impersonated...poorly. The above post contains coarse language and due to the content it should not be viewed by anyone.
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thanks for posting this OP. I was about to try this myself but am prevented from doing so thanks to your post.
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Don't let your dingle dangle dangle in the Angle!
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Think about that ladies... An anglerfish stomach probably feels better than what you got.
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necro-bestial-stomach sex...

And some say the Japanese are an advanced society. Perhaps too advanced.
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He was apparently looking for something strange, and that's about as strange as it gets.
Remember the U.S.S. Liberty, NEVER FORGIVE, NEVER FORGET!

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He better hope he's still human in his next life...
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Not surprise when you found out that Japs was also spliced by martian and monkey.

Like smeagol like eating fish that are alive.
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"Despite this less-than-positive experience, the man said he was keen to try masturbating with a dead squid."


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necro-bestial-stomach sex...

And some say the Japanese are an advanced society. Perhaps too advanced.
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What in the world is wrong with people?
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Ladies, haven't you ever fantasized about sticking a narwhal horn up your cooch?

Kinda the same thing.
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Re: Man who used anglerfish stomach to masturbate ends up in hospital
A man who posted step-by-step updates as he pleasured himself with the stomach of an anglerfish ended up in hospital. In a series of posts on 2channel, the anonymous masturbator from Japan told users that he works with anglerfish on a regular basis, and decided to wank with the fish’s stomach out of ‘curiosity’.


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Demz negroes dooz stuff like dat tooo.
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Now you know why they have slanted eyes......
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Re: Man who used anglerfish stomach to masturbate ends up in hospital
A man who posted step-by-step updates as he pleasured himself with the stomach of an anglerfish ended up in hospital. In a series of posts on 2channel, the anonymous masturbator from Japan told users that he works with anglerfish on a regular basis, and decided to wank with the fish’s stomach out of ‘curiosity’.


Read more: [link to metro.co.uk]

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epiclol
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I wonder if he would have done better with a "blowfish"?
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Not surprise when you found out that Japs was also spliced by martian and monkey.

Like smeagol like eating fish that are alive.
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Those wacky asians.
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Seriously....there are some straaange human beings on the planet.


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Try fugu as well
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He should join up with Black Memphis Hitler and fight crime.

Two people this weird making the news in the same day isn't a coincidence, it's fate.
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To the poster who told me to masterbate with anglerfish stomachs...





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