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Drug users 'getting Winstoned' by new £5 note as they complain of cut noses when snorting cocaine

 
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Drug users 'getting Winstoned' by new £5 note as they complain of cut noses when snorting cocaine
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Hindus, vegetarians and vegans already voiced outraged after the new polymer £5 note was found to contain animal fat. Now drug users are complaining the thicker and stronger plastic notes have left them with cut noses after trying to snort cocaine.

The self-imposed injury is being referred to as “getting Winstoned” in reference to Winston Churchill’s image appearing on the plastic fivers, according to the Metro newspaper.

An anonymous cocaine user from Birmingham told the paper: “I thought I was the only person to have had my nose cut by the new fiver. But when I told my friend how I was in agony he said I had been “Winstoned” and it was happening to everyone.

Bank of England announces notes will still contain animal fat
“Everyone thought the new fivers were God’s gift to sniffing at the start because they roll up perfectly [...] Now I suppose now people are realising if something seems too good to be true then it usually is.”

By snorting cocaine through banknotes, drug users are also increasing the risk of, and facilitating the transfer of, infection.

Talk to Frank, a national drug education service jointly established by the Department of Health and Home Office of the Government in 2003, warns on its website: “Sharing straws, bank notes and needles may put you at risk of hepatitis B and C, and HIV infections. Snorting cocaine damages the lining of your nose and makes it open to infection.

[end snip]

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Re: Drug users 'getting Winstoned' by new £5 note as they complain of cut noses when snorting cocaine
Good. Stuffing a piece of paper that's been handled by thousands of people is unhygienic.
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"Sharing straws, bank notes and needles may put you at risk of hepatitis B and C, and HIV infections.."

That sounds like a warning parody right out of Monty Python. Next up there will be cautions printed on the notes. "Do not shove this up your nose."
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And I thought Americans were dumb, lol
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I'm gonna giggle all day about this and have to explain it to others.
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Two questions:

Why did they need to put animal fat in money?

Why was someone testing money for animal fat content?

Hmm
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ewwwwwww , after thinking what the public can be putting on money.
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They'll set up government programs to hand out sanitary straws
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Amazing. Thank God you have people like this also. I was beginning to think we had an idiot monopoly in the states.
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Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
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This is the only reason to use your credit card and actual cash these days.

For everything else there is Paypal/Bitcoin..
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LMFAO... rule of thumb, snorting with a 5$ bill is bad luck anyway!

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Two questions:

Why did they need to put animal fat in money?

Why was someone testing money for animal fat content?

Hmm
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They should use Bacon fat then the muzz would have to go away
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Two questions:

Why did they need to put animal fat in money?

Why was someone testing money for animal fat content?

Hmm
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in-order to carry a virus
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Re: Drug users 'getting Winstoned' by new £5 note as they complain of cut noses when snorting cocaine
Not very stylish using a fiver is it.

Use a fifty note instead.
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[snip]

Hindus, vegetarians and vegans already voiced outraged after the new polymer £5 note was found to contain animal fat. Now drug users are complaining the thicker and stronger plastic notes have left them with cut noses after trying to snort cocaine.

The self-imposed injury is being referred to as “getting Winstoned” in reference to Winston Churchill’s image appearing on the plastic fivers, according to the Metro newspaper.

An anonymous cocaine user from Birmingham told the paper: “I thought I was the only person to have had my nose cut by the new fiver. But when I told my friend how I was in agony he said I had been “Winstoned” and it was happening to everyone.

Bank of England announces notes will still contain animal fat
“Everyone thought the new fivers were God’s gift to sniffing at the start because they roll up perfectly [...] Now I suppose now people are realising if something seems too good to be true then it usually is.”

By snorting cocaine through banknotes, drug users are also increasing the risk of, and facilitating the transfer of, infection.

Talk to Frank, a national drug education service jointly established by the Department of Health and Home Office of the Government in 2003, warns on its website: “Sharing straws, bank notes and needles may put you at risk of hepatitis B and C, and HIV infections. Snorting cocaine damages the lining of your nose and makes it open to infection.

[end snip]

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Wow. Welcome back to 2016. This is very old news.
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Straws are better. Cleaner.
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What's the deal with the notes, anyway?

A 1/4" metal pipe would be much cooler. You can decorate it and make it your own "coke chute".
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Re: Drug users 'getting Winstoned' by new £5 note as they complain of cut noses when snorting cocaine
[snip]

Hindus, vegetarians and vegans already voiced outraged after the new polymer £5 note was found to contain animal fat. Now drug users are complaining the thicker and stronger plastic notes have left them with cut noses after trying to snort cocaine.

The self-imposed injury is being referred to as “getting Winstoned” in reference to Winston Churchill’s image appearing on the plastic fivers, according to the Metro newspaper.

An anonymous cocaine user from Birmingham told the paper: “I thought I was the only person to have had my nose cut by the new fiver. But when I told my friend how I was in agony he said I had been “Winstoned” and it was happening to everyone.

Bank of England announces notes will still contain animal fat
“Everyone thought the new fivers were God’s gift to sniffing at the start because they roll up perfectly [...] Now I suppose now people are realising if something seems too good to be true then it usually is.”

By snorting cocaine through banknotes, drug users are also increasing the risk of, and facilitating the transfer of, infection.

Talk to Frank, a national drug education service jointly established by the Department of Health and Home Office of the Government in 2003, warns on its website: “Sharing straws, bank notes and needles may put you at risk of hepatitis B and C, and HIV infections. Snorting cocaine damages the lining of your nose and makes it open to infection.

[end snip]

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 Quoting: CitizenPerth


Takes a real stupid idiot to use bills to snort shit use a fucking straw jesus christ yeah lets inhale fucking germs and whatever else of a bill real smart!
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I only use £50's





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