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blackwhite THE PURIM FESTIVAL 2018 purimaa bandcheers

Also known as the Story of Esther this joyous holiday is celebrated by children and adults wearing fancy dress, giving gifts to the poor, feasting and getting somewhat drunk. beer2 (The adults that is - and some of the children when no ones looking.) This holiday is celebrated on the fourteenth and fifteenth days of Adar. Which fall on the 28th of Feb and 1st of March this year, with a full moon on the 2nd.

Basically the story is that in the third year of his reign King Ahasuerus held a great feast. On the seventh day he summoned his beautiful wife Vashti to show her off to the court. She refused to appear and in a fit of anger the King had her executed. It may be that she had leprosy somewhere on her body.

Then some years later the King was feeling lonely and desired a new Queen, so he held a contest amongst all the young girls in his kingdom. Esther was a beautiful and modest young Jewish girl who was raised by her uncle Mordechai after her parents died. He knew that trouble was brewing and he instructed her that she was never to tell anyone that she was Jewish. King Ahasuerus was smitten not only by her beauty, but also by her innate kindness and modesty. So he had all the other girls sent home and married her.

Later on the King elevated Haman who was an Alelekite to be the second most powerful man in the Kingdom. They where one of the Canaanite tribes descended from Esau. Who where also the first to attack the Jewish people when they wondered in the desert for 40 years after leaving Egypt. And from whom the modern day Palestinians are also descended.

As the second in the Kingdom everyone bowed down to him, except Mordechi, because Haman wore an idol around his neck. The devil caused Haman to have a smooth lying tongue, and he persuaded the King to have all the Jewish people slaughtered in a surprise attack on the thirteenth day of Adar.

Mordechi told Ester of the evil decree, which was a state secret, and asked her to use her influence with the King to get it annulled. But Ester replied that anyone who approached the King unsummoned faced the death penalty unless the King extended his golden sceptre unto them. Mordechi organised a three day fast by all the Jewish people in the city on her behalf.

Then brave Ester entered the Kings inner court in her most royal clothing, and the King extended his golden sceptre unto her and asked her why she came. She replied that she wished to invite the King and Haman to a banquet the following night and Haman left the banquet filled with self importance and pride.

Ester had repeated the invitation to both of them for the following night. On his way home Haman was consumed by anger when he met Mordechi who again refused to bow down to him. His wife Zeresh advised him to construct a gallows 50 cubits high from which to hang Mordechi. (From the elbow to the tip of the index finger – about 18 inches.)

That same night the King could not sleep so he ordered his servants to read to him from the book of chronicles. Which was when he discovered that Mordechi had never been rewarded for saving his life from an assassination plot several years previously.

The next day when Haman was summoned into the Kings inner court the King decided to ask his trusted servant what reward such a faithful servant should have. Haman thought that the King was talking about him. So he replied that the honoree should be dressed in royal clothing and mounted on the finest of the royal horses. Then led through the streets by a high government official proclaiming “This is what is done to the man whom the King wishes to honour.”

The King thought that that was a splendid idea and ordered Haman to lead the horse carrying Mordechi himself. Crestfallen Haman dared not disagree with the King. Then heaping insult upon insult, Hamans daughter mistakenly thinking that it was Mordechi leading her father, emptied the smelly contents of a chamberpot upon his head.

Immediately afterwards Haman was whisked away to the second night of Esters banquet, with barely time to wash and change. Where his downfall continued. Speaking poetically and divinely inspired Ester asked King Ahasuerus to “grant my soul and my people,” as she revealed Hamans villainous plot.

Consumed with rage the King ordered that Haman and his ten sons should be hanged from the same gallows that Haman had built for Mordechi immediately. He also promoted Mordachi to the position that Haman had filled. And most importantly he issued edicts throughout the kingdom allowing the jewish people one day, and two in Shushan the royal city to fight their enemies.

So on the thirteenth and fourteenth days of Adar the jewish people joyfully slaughtered all of their enemies throughout the empire and also got to keep all of their goods, land and livestock.

flo11 This lovely story also gives us hope for that wonderful day when the Lord will fulfill the promise that He made to his faithful servant Abram long ago...

Gen 12:1 ¶ Now the LORD had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father's house, unto a land that I will shew thee:

Gen 12:2 And I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee, and make thy name great; and thou shalt be a blessing:

Gen 12:3 And I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee: and in thee shall all families of the earth be blessed.
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let me be the first to take a dumo in your tranny thread and your anti human satanic celebration.

may the little helpers of satan who work 24/7 to ensure pain and pestilence is over humanity get their reward for tgeir works in the form of multiple tzar bombs.
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Israel should take William Wallace's advice:

"Lower your flags and march straight back to England (or wherever you came from), stopping at every (Palestinian)home you pass by to beg forgiveness for (almost) a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder.” -- Braveheart, William Wallace
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let me be the first to take a dumo in your tranny thread and your anti human satanic celebration.

may the little helpers of satan who work 24/7 to ensure pain and pestilence is over humanity get their reward for tgeir works in the form of multiple tzar bombs.
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Israel should take William Wallace's advice:

"Lower your flags and march straight back to England (or wherever you came from), stopping at every (Palestinian)home you pass by to beg forgiveness for (almost) a hundred years of theft, rape, and murder.” -- Braveheart, William Wallace

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I was going to 5-star till I saw the cross-dresser - WTH

I thought you were a conservative Christian or Messianic Ju
Liberalism is a mental disorder. Proof in the bible itself: Ecclesiastes 10:2. "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
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cheers Here's a nice little home made video of the story of Queen Esther. coffeecup [link to youtu.be (secure)]
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I was going to 5-star till I saw the cross-dresser - WTH

I thought you were a conservative Christian or Messianic Ju
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Rachael Relax it's a part of the fun n' games. cheer
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I was going to 5-star till I saw the cross-dresser - WTH

I thought you were a conservative Christian or Messianic Ju
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It is rather conservative doing that once a year when you are told. :-D
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I was going to 5-star till I saw the cross-dresser - WTH

I thought you were a conservative Christian or Messianic Ju
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Rachael Relax it's a part of the fun n' games. cheer
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Take that pic out and I'll five-star the thread
Liberalism is a mental disorder. Proof in the bible itself: Ecclesiastes 10:2. "The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left."
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let me be the first to take a dumo in....................................rant
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shelly I hope someone pisses in your beer. cheers
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Not in a million years would I dream of this..

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Purim is a willful update of God's Law. No occurrence of God's name or title is to be found in that Book. Esther is a holeful piece of flesh. Mordecai a little greenish, cowardly beetle.

Be they cursed.
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What a coincidence!

I am having a victory celebration too.

Thread: Come embrace the TRUTH (Page 3)


I wonder what that means?


Any suggestions?
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What a coincidence!

I am having a victory celebration too.

Thread: Come embrace the TRUTH (Page 3)


I wonder what that means?


Any suggestions?
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Pure I M.

Love it.
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Esther means "Star".

[link to biblehub.com]

Adar 13

Esther 8
17And in every province and in every city, wherever the king’s command and his edict reached, there was gladness and joy among the J+ws, a feast and a holiday.

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Esther means "Star".

[link to biblehub.com]

Adar 13

Esther 8
17And in every province and in every city, wherever the king’s command and his edict reached, there was gladness and joy among the J+ws, a feast and a holiday.


 Quoting: Eleventh_Hour


As it is written, so let it be done.
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Esther means "Star".
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redice [link to youtu.be (secure)]
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Esther means "Star".
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:redice: [link to youtu.be (secure)]
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Judeth, are you sexually frustrated?

In a discussion of Purim and the faith of Esther, it seems that you have confused it with spring fertility rite of Ostara.

Astar

not Asherah.
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Judeth, are you sexually frustrated?
In a discussion of Purim and the faith of Esther, it seems that you have confused it with spring fertility rite of Ostara.
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jbase No it's you that's wot confused. drinks
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blackwhite THE PURIM FESTIVAL 2018 purimaa bandcheers

Also known as the Story of Esther this joyous holiday is celebrated by children and adults wearing fancy dress, giving gifts to the poor, feasting and getting somewhat drunk. beer2 (The adults that is - and some of the children when no ones looking.) This holiday is celebrated on the fourteenth and fifteenth days of Adar. Which fall on the 28th of Feb and 1st of March this year, with a full moon on the 2nd.

Basically the story is that in the third year of his reign King Ahasuerus held a great feast. On the seventh day he summoned his beautiful wife Vashti to show her off to the court. She refused to appear and in a fit of anger the King had her executed. It may be that she had leprosy somewhere on her body.

Then some years later the King was feeling lonely and desired a new Queen, so he held a contest amongst all the young girls in his kingdom. Esther was a beautiful and modest young Jewish girl who was raised by her uncle Mordechai after her parents died. He knew that trouble was brewing and he instructed her that she was never to tell anyone that she was Jewish. King Ahasuerus was smitten not only by her beauty, but also by her innate kindness and modesty. So he had all the other girls sent home and married her.

Later on the King elevated Haman who was an Alelekite to be the second most powerful man in the Kingdom. They where one of the Canaanite tribes descended from Esau. Who where also the first to attack the Jewish people when they wondered in the desert for 40 years after leaving Egypt. And from whom the modern day Palestinians are also descended.

As the second in the Kingdom everyone bowed down to him, except Mordechi, because Haman wore an idol around his neck. The devil caused Haman to have a smooth lying tongue, and he persuaded the King to have all the Jewish people slaughtered in a surprise attack on the thirteenth day of Adar.

Mordechi told Ester of the evil decree, which was a state secret, and asked her to use her influence with the King to get it annulled. But Ester replied that anyone who approached the King unsummoned faced the death penalty unless the King extended his golden sceptre unto them. Mordechi organised a three day fast by all the Jewish people in the city on her behalf.

Then brave Ester entered the Kings inner court in her most royal clothing, and the King extended his golden sceptre unto her and asked her why she came. She replied that she wished to invite the King and Haman to a banquet the following night and Haman left the banquet filled with self importance and pride.

Ester had repeated the invitation to both of them for the following night. On his way home Haman was consumed by anger when he met Mordechi who again refused to bow down to him. His wife Zeresh advised him to construct a gallows 50 cubits high from which to hang Mordechi. (From the elbow to the tip of the index finger – about 18 inches.)

That same night the King could not sleep so he ordered his servants to read to him from the book of chronicles. Which was when he discovered that Mordechi had never been rewarded for saving his life from an assassination plot several years previously.

The next day when Haman was summoned into the Kings inner court the King decided to ask his trusted servant what reward such a faithful servant should have. Haman thought that the King was talking about him. So he replied that the honoree should be dressed in royal clothing and mounted on the finest of the royal horses. Then led through the streets by a high government official proclaiming “This is what is done to the man whom the King wishes to honour.”

The King thought that that was a splendid idea and ordered Haman to lead the horse carrying Mordechi himself. Crestfallen Haman dared not disagree with the King. Then heaping insult upon insult, Hamans daughter mistakenly thinking that it was Mordechi leading her father, emptied the smelly contents of a chamberpot upon his head.

Immediately afterwards Haman was whisked away to the second night of Esters banquet, with barely time to wash and change. Where his downfall continued. Speaking poetically and divinely inspired Ester asked King Ahasuerus to “grant my soul and my people,” as she revealed Hamans villainous plot.

Consumed with rage the King ordered that Haman and his ten sons should be hanged from the same gallows that Haman had built for Mordechi immediately. He also promoted Mordachi to the position that Haman had filled. And most importantly he issued edicts throughout the kingdom allowing the jewish people one day, and two in Shushan the royal city to fight their enemies.

So on the thirteenth and fourteenth days of Adar the jewish people joyfully slaughtered all of their enemies throughout the empire and also got to keep all of their goods, land and livestock.

flo11 This lovely story also gives us hope for that wonderful day when the Lord will fulfill the promise that He made to his faithful servant Abram long ago...

Gen 12:1 ¶ Now the LORD had said unto Abram, Get thee out of thy country, and from thy kindred, and from thy father's house, unto a land that I will shew thee:

Gen 12:2 And I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee, and make thy name great; and thou shalt be a blessing:

Gen 12:3 And I will bless them that bless thee, and curse him that curseth thee: and in thee shall all families of the earth be blessed.

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Judeth, are you sexually frustrated?
In a discussion of Purim and the faith of Esther, it seems that you have confused it with spring fertility rite of Ostara.
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:jbase: No it's you that's wot confused. drinks
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I think you're confusing festivals.

Fertility Rites is Shir Ha-Shirim.

This is Esther and Purim. It's about a Queen who put her neck on the line.

Have you ever read the historical narrative?It's quite good.
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This story is a prophecy showing us what is to come.

...On the seventh day he summoned his beautiful wife Vashti to show her off to the court. She refused to appear and in a fit of anger the King had her executed...


Vashiti represents the jewishes, who refused to follow their king Jesus. He divorced them, thay are no longer his people.

...King Ahasuerus was smitten not only by her beauty, but also by her innate kindness and modesty...

Esther represents the gentiles who chose to become disciples of Jesus. After that, the jewishes were consumed with envy and have been plotting our demise for nearly 2000 years.



...So on the thirteenth and fourteenth days of Adar the jewish people joyfully slaughtered all of their enemies throughout the empire and also got to keep all of their goods, land and livestock...


One day they will make their move against us. Probably soon, and we are going to slaughter them like the pigs they are. The jewishes have it all wrong, they are indeed in the story, but they're not the heros of it.
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let me be the first to take a dumo in your tranny thread and your anti human satanic celebration.

may the little helpers of satan who work 24/7 to ensure pain and pestilence is over humanity get their reward for tgeir works in the form of multiple tzar bombs.
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A somewhat "alternative view" by a Jewish gentleman...
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Who cares flo9japantutupinkslip

what another self hating Jhew thinks.
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Judith, I think you've had enough sauce.

You're acting really belligerant.

Like a DRUNK.

That's not very Esther.
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Well, while Judithz is presently indisposed, here is an Esther song.

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BTW, I still don't get why you continue to post photos of swarthy jewish porn whores on this forum. And today you post a photo of a cross dressing jewish fag in a dress.

It must be the jewish subversive in you rearing it's ugly head. You probably don't even know you're doing it. It must be so ingrained in you children of the devil that you can't stop even if you want to.
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Well, while Judithz is presently indisposed, here is an Esther song.
 Quoting: Eleventh_Hour


redfalcon She's very pretty and has a nice voice as well. cheers





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