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DHS BEGAN DOOR TO DOOR GUN CONFISCATION DRILLS ANd WORKING WITH THE NATIONAL GUARD

 
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Come on guys because somebody posted something

on GLP doesn't make it true.
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yeah well some fucking retard pinned it, so some people are gonna believe it....

i'm not sure i've ever seen glp in such a misinformed frenzy
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Anger, too.

More anger than the Obama days at their worst.

Little, crafty, well-paid gremlins are at work shilling away at little enclaves like GLP all over the internet...

I bet they're making more than 3.50 for this grand effort. They're throwing it all at us.

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Buy shares in casket manufacturing companies. You heard it here, first.
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When I see stupid ass shit like this posted I think of the Bar scene in Jack Reacher

Military: It's your last chance to walk away.

You: Are you kidding? It's five against one.

Military: It's *three* against one.

You: *How* do you figure?

Military: Well, once we take out the leader, which is you, We'll have to contend with one or two enthusiastic wingmen. The last two guys, they always run.

You: Oh, you, uh, you've done this before?

Military: [reluctantly nods] It's getting late.

You: [starts raising your weapon]

Military: Remember, you wanted this....



Good luck to ya

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It won't be no stand off sun, it will be a bullet that pierces the eye socket just beneath the silly little helmet. The look out is gone.

And then next time you stop another bullet that takes out the corporal, it disappears in a hole in his face where his nose used to be and turns things into a pink mist.

You now have 4 soldiers shaking in their boots.

"Sarge! We need to go back to base Sarge!"

It no cowboy stand off, it's just a bunch of marked targets in marked cars, painted as targets saying DHS, FEMA, POLICE etc.

And good luck trying to have your little soldier boys going around murdering their neighbors, the number of psychopath killers isn't that high in the armed forced.

You would got demoralized the first week. You'd have massive defections. The rest of them/you(?) would be mopped up within a month.
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They are now doing DRILLS and getting ready to come for you as soon as Trump passes the bill and gives them the green light. DHS worker confirmed in second post in this thread.

Thread: ICE raids are precursor to DHS raids against gun owners.
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Here is some actual footage of the DHS drills:


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Come on guys because somebody posted something

on GLP doesn't make it true.
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yeah well some fucking retard pinned it, so some people are gonna believe it....

i'm not sure i've ever seen glp in such a misinformed frenzy
 Quoting: 1-2-Follow

Anger, too.

More anger than the Obama days at their worst.

Little, crafty, well-paid gremlins are at work shilling away at little enclaves like GLP all over the internet...

I bet they're making more than 3.50 for this grand effort. They're throwing it all at us.
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It's Trin pinning...
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lol you guys are freaking out
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thats their goal
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they went full retard
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They are now doing DRILLS and getting ready to come for you as soon as Trump passes the bill and gives them the green light. DHS worker confirmed in second post in this thread.

Thread: ICE raids are precursor to DHS raids against gun owners.
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He then said it was a joke two posts later.

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It's Trin pinning...
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It was the same yesterday w/o those, though.

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Buy shares in casket manufacturing companies. You heard it here, first.
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When I see stupid ass shit like this posted I think of the Bar scene in Jack Reacher

Military: It's your last chance to walk away.

You: Are you kidding? It's five against one.

Military: It's *three* against one.

You: *How* do you figure?

Military: Well, once we take out the leader, which is you, We'll have to contend with one or two enthusiastic wingmen. The last two guys, they always run.

You: Oh, you, uh, you've done this before?

Military: [reluctantly nods] It's getting late.

You: [starts raising your weapon]

Military: Remember, you wanted this....



Good luck to ya

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76303124


It won't be no stand off sun, it will be a bullet that pierces the eye socket just beneath the silly little helmet. The look out is gone.

And then next time you stop another bullet that takes out the corporal, it disappears in a hole in his face where his nose used to be and turns things into a pink mist.

You now have 4 soldiers shaking in their boots.

"Sarge! We need to go back to base Sarge!"

It no cowboy stand off, it's just a bunch of marked targets in marked cars, painted as targets saying DHS, FEMA, POLICE etc.

And good luck trying to have your little soldier boys going around murdering their neighbors, the number of psychopath killers isn't that high in the armed forced.

You would got demoralized the first week. You'd have massive defections. The rest of them/you(?) would be mopped up within a month.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67402308



LOL...How many millions of Armed Afgans are DEAD ?

Heavily Armed Iraqis ?

How many did we just kill in Syria ?

Keep watching Red Dawn and dreaming.

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Gosh, I hope OP is correct. I surely do not want to die of old age. I want a warriors death.
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Buy shares in casket manufacturing companies. You heard it here, first.
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WHOA.....we heard it here FIRST..from LAST ONE. boom33
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never happen in a trillion yrs
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They are now doing DRILLS and getting ready to come for you as soon as Trump passes the bill and gives them the green light. DHS worker confirmed in second post in this thread.

Thread: ICE raids are precursor to DHS raids against gun owners.
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So your source is yourself backed up by yourself hopping IP's and agreeing with yourself?

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DHS has 240,000 employees. How much does 240,000 bullets cost? Oh yeah, forgot about target practice.
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They are now doing DRILLS and getting ready to come for you as soon as Trump passes the bill and gives them the green light. DHS worker confirmed in second post in this thread.

Thread: ICE raids are precursor to DHS raids against gun owners.
 Quoting: TICK TOCK 71604208

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I work for DHS we begin door to door gun confiscation drills on the 1st.

We will be working with state National Guards!

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Yep. It's coming
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Today is the 1st and it's all quiet here.
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bullshit


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If you really think DHS is teaming up with Nat'l Guard to go door to door, they will have MOU's and Partnership agreements that should be accessible.

Just because someone on GLP said they work for DHS doesn't make it so.

I'd check for agreements before I bothered freaking out. And I am pretty hacked off at Trump right now and think we are on very dangerous ground. So I am not an appeaser, just not going to believe everything I read.
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Got Waco?
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fuckyeah5 Let's get this party started. It's long overdue.


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Buy shares in casket manufacturing companies. You heard it here, first.
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This.

Is there a way to short DHS pension funds?
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Got Waco?
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Got Lexington Concord?

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I work for DHS we begin door to door gun confiscation drills on the 1st.

We will be working with state National Guards!

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Yep. It's coming
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Today is the 1st and it's all quiet here.
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I heard someone knock at my door, and I unloaded my assault clip into it.

All quiet now.

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I will gladly give mine up!! ONE BU!!ET at a time!!!!!
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I work for DHS we begin door to door gun confiscation drills on the 1st.

We will be working with state National Guards!

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Yep. It's coming
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Today is the 1st and it's all quiet here.
 Quoting: Lily o' the Valley


I heard someone knock at my door, and I unloaded my assault clip into it.

All quiet now.

:kpar:
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You mean your full semi auto, like Giant SHRIMP, GROUNDED FLYING, LAND SWIMMING??
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I can see this as a "Simon Says" game Trump is playing to uncover more traitors in the ranks.

"Start gun confiscations"

woohoo

"I didn't say 'Simon Says', you fucking traitors. You're fired."

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I will gladly give mine up!! ONE BU!!ET at a time!!!!!
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that means BUFFET, WINK!!!
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I work for DHS we begin door to door gun confiscation drills on the 1st.

We will be working with state National Guards!

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Yep. It's coming
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Today is the 1st and it's all quiet here.
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I heard someone knock at my door, and I unloaded my assault clip into it.

All quiet now.

:kpar:
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You mean your full semi auto, like Giant SHRIMP, GROUNDED FLYING, LAND SWIMMING??
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Yes, with extra Saturday night special deer-cooking ammo.
And it's a machine gun revolver, thank you.
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Today is the 1st and it's all quiet here.
 Quoting: Lily o' the Valley


I heard someone knock at my door, and I unloaded my assault clip into it.

All quiet now.

:kpar:
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You mean your full semi auto, like Giant SHRIMP, GROUNDED FLYING, LAND SWIMMING??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1567170


Yes, with extra Saturday night special deer-cooking ammo.
And it's a machine gun revolver, thank you.
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Must I assume that it's also silenced?
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