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WEIRD: Former Barney the Dinosaur actor now works as a controversial tantric sex guru.

 
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WEIRD: Former Barney the Dinosaur actor now works as a controversial tantric sex guru.
The actor who starred as the cuddly T-Rex host of Nineties children's TV show Barney and Friends is now working as a Los Angeles tantric therapist, it has been revlealed.

American actor David Joyner, 52, told Vice that his decade-long stint playing a dancing purple dinosaur was helpful for his current career.

“The energy I brought up [while] in the costume is based on the foundation of tantra, which is love,” Joyner said. “Everything stems, grows, and evolves from love."
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I knew something was wrong with that damn dinosaur!
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What kind of stupid parent would even think to let them watch that gay ass shit !
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Anybody remember the Barney song, "I love you, you love me, homo-sex-uality. With a great big hug and and a kiss from me to you, I hope will cum too."

It's disgusting someone that up... But it's even more disgusting that I remember that gawd damn song after 20+ years.
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What kind of stupid parent would even think to let them watch that gay ass shit !
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Dude, Barney was everywhere, like the plague. Hearing the I LOVE YOU SONG couldn't be avoided unless you lived outside of the U.S. It was truly a government operation to drive parents batshit crazy.
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Just look at the actor's pic... No wonder every parent in America wanted that damn dinosaur swinging from a tree.
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Btw, I'm pretty sure that all the child actors from the Barney show were gay as hell too!
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David Joyner wrote on his feed...

"The foundation of all our existence? LOVE!

Live it, Breathe it, Speak it, Stand on it, Share it!

I Love You, You Love Me... We’re A Spiritual Family!!!"

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This dude lives and breathes his Barney role.
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OH i know all about that purple thing! i always changed the channel as a child when that shit came on!
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I wonder if Barney ever taught Tantric Sex to the kids on his show!?!

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OH i know all about that purple thing! i always changed the channel as a child when that shit came on!
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You still remember the theme song don't you?
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Sheesh, he's actually running an open prostitution business.

Any fricking thing goes these days.
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OH i know all about that purple thing! i always changed the channel as a child when that shit came on!
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You still remember the theme song don't you?
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No because i just said i would change the channel when it would come on. You having a tough night tonight!


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A friends kid had that shit on constantly I knew then yousuck
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Joyner only accepts female clients for his services, and charges $350 for a four-hour session. On his website, Joyner, a former software analyst offers clients the chance to reach "a higher and more blissful state of awareness [of their] sexuality."

According to Vice, Joyner believes this "blissful state" is best achieved through unprotected penetrative sex, and claims that condoms "block the energy".


He reportedly asks clients to declare whether they have any sexually transmitted diseases, and sign a consent form, before their sessions. "Lisa", an anonymous source contacted by Vice, said she had been one of his regular clients for three years, after first making contact with him through the dating app Tinder.


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OH i know all about that purple thing! i always changed the channel as a child when that shit came on!
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You still remember the theme song don't you?
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No because i just said i would change the channel when it would come on. You having a tough night tonight!


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Joyner only accepts female clients for his services, and charges $350 for a four-hour session. On his website, Joyner, a former software analyst offers clients the chance to reach "a higher and more blissful state of awareness [of their] sexuality."

According to Vice, Joyner believes this "blissful state" is best achieved through unprotected penetrative sex, and claims that condoms "block the energy".


He reportedly asks clients to declare whether they have any sexually transmitted diseases, and sign a consent form, before their sessions. "Lisa", an anonymous source contacted by Vice, said she had been one of his regular clients for three years, after first making contact with him through the dating app Tinder.


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he FUCKED THEM ALL!!

I fuck you, you fuck me, we have a big child orgy

with a great big load, I spray all over you.

won't you say you'll fuck me too
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A lot of kids were really freaked out by that character... Now we all know why.
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none of you got a boner while watching jurassic parc?
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he FUCKED THEM ALL!!

I fuck you, you fuck me, we have a big child orgy

with a great big load, I spray all over you.

won't you say you'll fuck me too
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He does look a bit like Harvey Weinstein.


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