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I'll start first.

When I was a kid I went into the kitchen and made a sandwich for lunch. I was the only person home. I sat at the kitchen table and began eating. I felt something smack me in the back of the head. I jumped up and looked down. It was the loaf of bread that I left on the counter 15 feet away from where I was sitting. I immediately ran out of the house.
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I'll start first.

When I was a kid I went into the kitchen and made a sandwich for lunch. I was the only person home. I sat at the kitchen table and began eating. I felt something smack me in the back of the head. I jumped up and looked down. It was the loaf of bread that I left on the counter 15 feet away from where I was sitting. I immediately ran out of the house.
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A young girl in a white gown swooped down from my ceiling with a flash, stood beside my bed, and then disappeared the same way. I was in bed and awake at the time. It was not a dream.
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Saw bigfoot looking beast in NW FL


Sounds ridiculous, but It was on the side of a paved road at night just standing there like a deer would do.
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My sister was killed when I was sixteen. She was hit by a drunk driver. I was inconsolable. I was taking a shower I was so freaked out about her death. I was sobbing and I heard her voice really clear saying “ Cheri I’m fine.” It was such a comforting voice and message.
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Saw bigfoot looking beast in NW FL


Sounds ridiculous, but It was on the side of a paved road at night just standing there like a deer would do.
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I think in those parts most of those are called Shaniqua Jackson
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I once received a text in error from a car dealership. They wanted to know if I was happy with the car. I assumed it was purchased already and wasnt aware that the person they were trying to comtact had taken the car overnight to Test before making final decision. So not knowing that I fucked with the salesman through text for a spn of 3 days.
Some of my demands / comments through text were:

I insisted the gear shifter had been used in a sexual manner because it had a weird smell. I accused the mechanics.
....Salesman said he would have it steam cleaned.

I said I would seal the deal if they gave me an orange colored air freshener and said Id freak out if they got it wrong and gave me a green one by mistake.
...Salesman said Ok.

On day 3 of this adventure they were asking where I was and I told them my eldery mother was severly constipated and that we would be there in a little while cause we had to stop for prune juice. THen a couple of hours later he was asking if I was on my way and I told him we took a wrong turn and ended up in Indiana so now mom wanted to stop and get some fireworks first!

ON Day 2 I told him i had a sister who was interested in a car but that she had horrible credit and possible warrants and asked if that would be a problem.
...Salesman said no and to bring her in.

ON day 2 he asked where my sister and i were and if we were still coming and I told him we had to stop at Mcdonalds cause she was overweight and had to have a bIgmac immediately. i told him she got in a fight with the cashier cause they ran out of apple pies and that now my mood was ruined so I was just heading back home.

Late on day 3 he started to get impatient because we didnt show up so I told him that im the one with all the problems having a constipated mother and an overweight sister with warrants and I told him to watch his tone with me.
...he replied, "come on!"

So i told him i didnt like his tone and that since we were in indiana getting fireworks, we were just going to buy a car there cause the taxes would be cheaper.

IT was then I learned the car was just being test driven and he told me he was calling the cops to report it stolen.
I came clean and said I had just been messing with him.
He told me he didnt care and would be calling the cops anyway....

So, somewhere, someone got arrested for a stolen vehicle and it was all because a salesman dialed my number by accident.

I felt a little guilty but it was hilarious and kept me busy for 3 days at my boring job!

True story.
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Saw bigfoot looking beast in NW FL


Sounds ridiculous, but It was on the side of a paved road at night just standing there like a deer would do.
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that was Michelle Obama

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When I was 4 years old, I was walking down the street and I found myself, saying out loud, "I'm really here! I'm really HERE!!" Why I thought that was so profound, I don't know. But, suddenly I experienced Life as a Dream, a Lucid Dream, and I was the Dreamer. It was like I went from being an actor on a stage lost in the part, to being in the audience. I thought about telling my parents but I knew it would be a waste of time. They thought Life was REAL. -- My first experience of Truth
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Marriage.
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I once received a text in error from a car dealership. They wanted to know if I was happy with the car. I assumed it was purchased already and wasnt aware that the person they were trying to comtact had taken the car overnight to Test before making final decision. So not knowing that I fucked with the salesman through text for a spn of 3 days.
Some of my demands / comments through text were:

I insisted the gear shifter had been used in a sexual manner because it had a weird smell. I accused the mechanics.
....Salesman said he would have it steam cleaned.

I said I would seal the deal if they gave me an orange colored air freshener and said Id freak out if they got it wrong and gave me a green one by mistake.
...Salesman said Ok.

On day 3 of this adventure they were asking where I was and I told them my eldery mother was severly constipated and that we would be there in a little while cause we had to stop for prune juice. THen a couple of hours later he was asking if I was on my way and I told him we took a wrong turn and ended up in Indiana so now mom wanted to stop and get some fireworks first!

ON Day 2 I told him i had a sister who was interested in a car but that she had horrible credit and possible warrants and asked if that would be a problem.
...Salesman said no and to bring her in.

ON day 2 he asked where my sister and i were and if we were still coming and I told him we had to stop at Mcdonalds cause she was overweight and had to have a bIgmac immediately. i told him she got in a fight with the cashier cause they ran out of apple pies and that now my mood was ruined so I was just heading back home.

Late on day 3 he started to get impatient because we didnt show up so I told him that im the one with all the problems having a constipated mother and an overweight sister with warrants and I told him to watch his tone with me.
...he replied, "come on!"

So i told him i didnt like his tone and that since we were in indiana getting fireworks, we were just going to buy a car there cause the taxes would be cheaper.

IT was then I learned the car was just being test driven and he told me he was calling the cops to report it stolen.
I came clean and said I had just been messing with him.
He told me he didnt care and would be calling the cops anyway....

So, somewhere, someone got arrested for a stolen vehicle and it was all because a salesman dialed my number by accident.

I felt a little guilty but it was hilarious and kept me busy for 3 days at my boring job!

True story.
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Very funny! You are a bs master. I bow to you.

My husband got screwed by a car salesman (love him but he can be stupid). I know a dealership who might want to sell you a car. If you’re bored at work it could make the day more enjoyable.
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Saw a homeless guy holding a sign. Rode a Greyhound for 10 hours, Atlanta to Orlando. Saw same guy holding same sign.
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I once received a text in error from a car dealership. They wanted to know if I was happy with the car. I assumed it was purchased already and wasnt aware that the person they were trying to comtact had taken the car overnight to Test before making final decision. So not knowing that I fucked with the salesman through text for a spn of 3 days.
Some of my demands / comments through text were:

I insisted the gear shifter had been used in a sexual manner because it had a weird smell. I accused the mechanics.
....Salesman said he would have it steam cleaned.

I said I would seal the deal if they gave me an orange colored air freshener and said Id freak out if they got it wrong and gave me a green one by mistake.
...Salesman said Ok.

On day 3 of this adventure they were asking where I was and I told them my eldery mother was severly constipated and that we would be there in a little while cause we had to stop for prune juice. THen a couple of hours later he was asking if I was on my way and I told him we took a wrong turn and ended up in Indiana so now mom wanted to stop and get some fireworks first!

ON Day 2 I told him i had a sister who was interested in a car but that she had horrible credit and possible warrants and asked if that would be a problem.
...Salesman said no and to bring her in.

ON day 2 he asked where my sister and i were and if we were still coming and I told him we had to stop at Mcdonalds cause she was overweight and had to have a bIgmac immediately. i told him she got in a fight with the cashier cause they ran out of apple pies and that now my mood was ruined so I was just heading back home.

Late on day 3 he started to get impatient because we didnt show up so I told him that im the one with all the problems having a constipated mother and an overweight sister with warrants and I told him to watch his tone with me.
...he replied, "come on!"

So i told him i didnt like his tone and that since we were in indiana getting fireworks, we were just going to buy a car there cause the taxes would be cheaper.

IT was then I learned the car was just being test driven and he told me he was calling the cops to report it stolen.
I came clean and said I had just been messing with him.
He told me he didnt care and would be calling the cops anyway....

So, somewhere, someone got arrested for a stolen vehicle and it was all because a salesman dialed my number by accident.

I felt a little guilty but it was hilarious and kept me busy for 3 days at my boring job!

True story.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76130914


Very funny! You are a bs master. I bow to you.

My husband got screwed by a car salesman (love him but he can be stupid). I know a dealership who might want to sell you a car. If you’re bored at work it could make the day more enjoyable.
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Thanks - It was a lot of fun because i really cant stand car salesmen!

One day ill tell the story of the time I convinced this guy/stranger that I was 1 of only 7 officially recognzed / certified samurai in the United States! Spoiler: I look nothing like a karate master or Samurai!
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I once received a text in error from a car dealership. They wanted to know if I was happy with the car. I assumed it was purchased already and wasnt aware that the person they were trying to comtact had taken the car overnight to Test before making final decision. So not knowing that I fucked with the salesman through text for a spn of 3 days.
Some of my demands / comments through text were:

I insisted the gear shifter had been used in a sexual manner because it had a weird smell. I accused the mechanics.
....Salesman said he would have it steam cleaned.

I said I would seal the deal if they gave me an orange colored air freshener and said Id freak out if they got it wrong and gave me a green one by mistake.
...Salesman said Ok.

On day 3 of this adventure they were asking where I was and I told them my eldery mother was severly constipated and that we would be there in a little while cause we had to stop for prune juice. THen a couple of hours later he was asking if I was on my way and I told him we took a wrong turn and ended up in Indiana so now mom wanted to stop and get some fireworks first!

ON Day 2 I told him i had a sister who was interested in a car but that she had horrible credit and possible warrants and asked if that would be a problem.
...Salesman said no and to bring her in.

ON day 2 he asked where my sister and i were and if we were still coming and I told him we had to stop at Mcdonalds cause she was overweight and had to have a bIgmac immediately. i told him she got in a fight with the cashier cause they ran out of apple pies and that now my mood was ruined so I was just heading back home.

Late on day 3 he started to get impatient because we didnt show up so I told him that im the one with all the problems having a constipated mother and an overweight sister with warrants and I told him to watch his tone with me.
...he replied, "come on!"

So i told him i didnt like his tone and that since we were in indiana getting fireworks, we were just going to buy a car there cause the taxes would be cheaper.

IT was then I learned the car was just being test driven and he told me he was calling the cops to report it stolen.
I came clean and said I had just been messing with him.
He told me he didnt care and would be calling the cops anyway....

So, somewhere, someone got arrested for a stolen vehicle and it was all because a salesman dialed my number by accident.

I felt a little guilty but it was hilarious and kept me busy for 3 days at my boring job!

True story.
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Fucking hilarious!
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So this may seem unbelievable but when I was a kid I went into the kitchen and made a sandwich for lunch. I was the only person home. I sat at the kitchen table and began eating. I felt something smack me in the back of the head. I jumped up and looked down. It was the loaf of bread that I left on the counter 15 feet away from where I was sitting. I immediately ran out of the house.
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This homeless man I met claimed to be a 7,000 year old vampire, a fallen angel, and the only living priest of Anubis. He said he met Satan, and that Satan is a puff of smoke. I met a guy in the psych ward that claimed to be Satan. I also met a different homeless man that claimed to be Satan, he looked a lot like the guy I let in the psych ward.

One time I stepped out my backdoor at around 3 am and there was this satanic smell, kind of sulphury. And I felt this energy there, but then as soon as I was in the thick of it it disappeared.

But the strangest thing was when I got on my hands and knees to drink out of a broken sprinkler downtown, and I saw a puff of smoke appear along side me. I turned around and no one was there
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One day, I was happily ly browsing cyberspace when I came upon a link to godlikeproductions.com

My life hasn’t been the same since.
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Once while walking up a steep, narrow staircase in a home I rented years ago, I lost my grip on the railing. I started falling straight back & there was no way possible for me to stop the free fall that I was in. I suddenly felt a very delicate hand in the middle of my back. This phantom hand gently pushed me back to an upright standing position.

I sat down right there on the stairs and sobbed while continuously thanking the owner of this invisible hand. My husband was deployed & my 2 yr old son was upstairs in his bedroom. Had something happened to me, it would’ve been a long time before anyone would’ve come looking for me & my son.

Also, alien abduction.

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Saw bigfoot looking beast in NW FL


Sounds ridiculous, but It was on the side of a paved road at night just standing there like a deer would do.
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I think in those parts most of those are called Shaniqua Jackson
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Micheal Obama
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I'll start first.

When I was a kid I went into the kitchen and made a sandwich for lunch. I was the only person home. I sat at the kitchen table and began eating. I felt something smack me in the back of the head. I jumped up and looked down. It was the loaf of bread that I left on the counter 15 feet away from where I was sitting. I immediately ran out of the house.
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Maybe the ghost was a woman and knew you did her job for her.
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Once while walking up a steep, narrow staircase in a home I rented years ago, I lost my grip on the railing. I started falling straight back & there was no way possible for me to stop the free fall that I was in. I suddenly felt a very delicate hand in the middle of my back. This phantom hand gently pushed me back to an upright standing position.

I sat down right there on the stairs and sobbed while continuously thanking the owner of this invisible hand. My husband was deployed & my 2 yr old son was upstairs in his bedroom. Had something happened to me, it would’ve been a long time before anyone would’ve come looking for me & my son.

Also, alien abduction.
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Elaborate on the abduction, please.
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I once received a text in error from a car dealership. They wanted to know if I was happy with the car. I assumed it was purchased already and wasnt aware that the person they were trying to comtact had taken the car overnight to Test before making final decision. So not knowing that I fucked with the salesman through text for a spn of 3 days.
Some of my demands / comments through text were:

I insisted the gear shifter had been used in a sexual manner because it had a weird smell. I accused the mechanics.
....Salesman said he would have it steam cleaned.

I said I would seal the deal if they gave me an orange colored air freshener and said Id freak out if they got it wrong and gave me a green one by mistake.
...Salesman said Ok.

On day 3 of this adventure they were asking where I was and I told them my eldery mother was severly constipated and that we would be there in a little while cause we had to stop for prune juice. THen a couple of hours later he was asking if I was on my way and I told him we took a wrong turn and ended up in Indiana so now mom wanted to stop and get some fireworks first!

ON Day 2 I told him i had a sister who was interested in a car but that she had horrible credit and possible warrants and asked if that would be a problem.
...Salesman said no and to bring her in.

ON day 2 he asked where my sister and i were and if we were still coming and I told him we had to stop at Mcdonalds cause she was overweight and had to have a bIgmac immediately. i told him she got in a fight with the cashier cause they ran out of apple pies and that now my mood was ruined so I was just heading back home.

Late on day 3 he started to get impatient because we didnt show up so I told him that im the one with all the problems having a constipated mother and an overweight sister with warrants and I told him to watch his tone with me.
...he replied, "come on!"

So i told him i didnt like his tone and that since we were in indiana getting fireworks, we were just going to buy a car there cause the taxes would be cheaper.

IT was then I learned the car was just being test driven and he told me he was calling the cops to report it stolen.
I came clean and said I had just been messing with him.
He told me he didnt care and would be calling the cops anyway....

So, somewhere, someone got arrested for a stolen vehicle and it was all because a salesman dialed my number by accident.

I felt a little guilty but it was hilarious and kept me busy for 3 days at my boring job!

True story.
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lmao whew! Havent laughed that hard in a while! Thanks!
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Was at an outdoor rave, witnessed shadow people rise from the ground and begin to toy with people in the field for example, pushing them, tickling them on their necks, playing with their hair, and the people reacted to what they could not see. When the realization hit that I was witnessing it, one shadow person turned to me and ran into me pulling the matrix cord (for lack of a better term) from the back of my head, I then belted out a laugh that was not mine, then the spirit or demon or whatever ran out of me, three kids beside me saw it happen and they freaked, I then stumbled back to my tent because I needed to sleep or risk losing all sanity, when I arrived at my tent their were 7 shadow people in my tend with glowsticks in their hands and glow bracelets all over smiling at me. I feel over in exhaustion, the next morning people wanted to know what I saw, needless to say nobody was ever the same.
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was at the public swimming pool in town, stone cold sober ~ saw at maybe 10,000 ft a flying shed- no wings. the thing was moving about itself kinda like a rubix cube would - but wasnt a cube- a shed is the best way to describe the shape ~ maybe some jerky changes in direction not fluid like a jet would then went up up and away.

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Lost a mini-wheat to another dimension... im not shitting you in the slightest bit. I poured the cereal in a bowl, and I know I saw one go overboard off the back side of the bowl. Looked multiple times over 3 days until we gave up.
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From aged ten to 14 I had Piano lessons after school every thurs and Fri...hated it,the taecher was an eccentic woman in her 70s..half the lesson was taken up with listning to her drone on about her life..on my last lesson I arrived as usualI had felt ill all day,I asked if I could leave early..got my stuff as I walked past the hosuse and glanced in the window,she was sitting grinning on the chair facing the window,pulling her top up to reveal her breasts she had written the word C**t over them in what looked like lipstick.Refused to ever go again,my parents were Army and we moved...sends a chill through me even today
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I found a website called godlikeproductions.com
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When I was 4 years old, I was walking down the street and I found myself, saying out loud, "I'm really here! I'm really HERE!!" Why I thought that was so profound, I don't know. But, suddenly I experienced Life as a Dream, a Lucid Dream, and I was the Dreamer. It was like I went from being an actor on a stage lost in the part, to being in the audience. I thought about telling my parents but I knew it would be a waste of time. They thought Life was REAL. -- My first experience of Truth
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Knowing this, what did you do the rest of your life?
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Healthcare in Indiana.

I saw a doctor who was the size of three doctors drinking Diet Mountain Dew. I swear to God I did.
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I tripped on LSD with 4 other friends back in high school (circa 1984) and we snuck in the Houston Zoo and fed grass to the giraffes, then made our way to the rhino bin where we ended up inside with two rhinos and started punching them - their skin is so tough that for them it was like getting a massage and they actually enjoyed it. We ended up seeing a security guard running (although not toward us) and so we ran off and hopped the fence and got away. A memorable evening for sure.