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I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!

 
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I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
I wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a sleeker smoother version and now I'm regretting it. Any tips on how to get rid of the horrible itching? I got to go to work tomorrow!
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03/19/2018 12:39 AM
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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
Did this with my old man early on as he'd never had anyone he was close enough to to help him try it, back and all. He thought it would be cooling, lol. He said he never regretted anything more lmao. Itched for weeks, it'll get worse as it grows out.

Best relief we found was gold bond cooling lotion in the green bottle. Knowing what I do now, I'd also add a tsp of now brand peppermint oil to it. Will be cold as fuck but the sensation overrides the itch.

Don't ever do it again, heheh.
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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
shaving your balls and ass is the worst, especially in summer. the hair is there for a reason, everyone needs to stop treating there body like a gender impaired imbecile
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03/19/2018 12:40 AM
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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
A1 sauce will stop the itching.
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03/19/2018 12:42 AM
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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
You need to get a good exfoliator. The ingrown hairs will be horrible.
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03/19/2018 12:43 AM
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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
Millennials never cease to amaze.

Taking hair off the body to put in man buns since 2012!

Do you want any Soya milk for that lactose intolerance.

...........Strokes ops hair.
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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
Did you use a blade like this:



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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
Lol
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03/19/2018 12:48 AM
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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
Millennials never cease to amaze.

Taking hair off the body to put in man buns since 2012!

Do you want any Soya milk for that lactose intolerance.

...........Strokes ops hair.
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I'm 56. :(
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Try this;


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03/19/2018 12:50 AM
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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
THE ITCHING AGAIN IS THE HAIRS GROWING AT A RATE FASTER THAN THEY HAVE EVER DONE....AND WIDER HAIRS ARE STRETCHING OUT THE OLD PUB HAIR HOLES....THIS IS WHAT'S HAPPENING!
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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
Millennials never cease to amaze.

Taking hair off the body to put in man buns since 2012!

Do you want any Soya milk for that lactose intolerance.

...........Strokes ops hair.
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I'm 56. :(
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That's why its itchy! you are forgiven at least you have not been doing it all these years. However it is amazing the power of the mainstream when granddads are waxing their bollox! Millenials changing manliness since 2010.
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03/19/2018 12:52 AM
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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
I tried this back in high-school... NEVER AGAIN !!! LOL

Shit itched for like 3 days.

I have nothing to offer except getting a trimmer/buzzer next time and cut it close but not completely off.

I feel for ya man, that itch is crazy! I never understood how guys i knew did it and weren't itching like crazy. I was always told it goes away after doing it for a while, but i'll pass.

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THE ITCHING AGAIN IS THE HAIRS GROWING AT A RATE FASTER THAN THEY HAVE EVER DONE....AND WIDER HAIRS ARE STRETCHING OUT THE OLD PUB HAIR HOLES....THIS IS WHAT'S HAPPENING!
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Cut the hell out of myself as well. Nicked my right nut and it took over an hour to stop the bleeding. The things we do for love, but she is 29. :)
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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
i do an Muriatic Acid dip after, works like a charm.
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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
Millennials never cease to amaze.

Taking hair off the body to put in man buns since 2012!

Do you want any Soya milk for that lactose intolerance.

...........Strokes ops hair.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65883755


I'm 56. :(
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That's why its itchy! you are forgiven at least you have not been doing it all these years. However it is amazing the power of the mainstream when granddads are waxing their bollox! Millenials changing manliness since 2010.
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I'm dating a younger lady and she said she liked smooth men, so here I am. I know I'm a dumb ass.
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03/19/2018 12:59 AM
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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
rubbing alcohol, yeah it stings for awhile but eventually you will feel the cool vapors of the alcohol evaporating.
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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
Gotta use Tiger balsem after the shave on the spots that are most needed.

Shaving your balls with a razor from gillet. Don't use shaving gel, it burns. But just regular shampoo in it's most liquid oik form.

Don't shave your ass hair! That indeed burns as a fucker.
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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
THE ITCHING AGAIN IS THE HAIRS GROWING AT A RATE FASTER THAN THEY HAVE EVER DONE....AND WIDER HAIRS ARE STRETCHING OUT THE OLD PUB HAIR HOLES....THIS IS WHAT'S HAPPENING!
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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
Millennials never cease to amaze.

Taking hair off the body to put in man buns since 2012!

Do you want any Soya milk for that lactose intolerance.

...........Strokes ops hair.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65883755


I'm 56. :(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70997288


That's why its itchy! you are forgiven at least you have not been doing it all these years. However it is amazing the power of the mainstream when granddads are waxing their bollox! Millenials changing manliness since 2010.
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I'm dating a younger lady and she said she liked smooth men, so here I am. I know I'm a dumb ass.
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does she want you to put your receding hair into a man bun and for you to grow a beard and wash in tea tree oil. Good luck op you will look amazing soon, nothing like a mid life crisis makeover. LOL
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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
Bumped for the comedy value!
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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
You must have dry shaved. That is a big no no, I have been shaving my legs and underarms for years yet I have no problem. Only time I had this problem when I dry shave.
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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
Nair Men hair remover
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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
No, no, no, you're supposed to shave your family not yourself
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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
Should of gotten the Nair for men bruh, well ackshully its called like balls palls or some shit like that I don't know. What I *DO* know is that shit works on everything from the neck down. Chest, arms, balls, shaft, even the ol' cornhole. Be sure to get the one that comes with the cooling gel, feels fucking awesome afterwards. I guarantee it.
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Re: I shaved all the hair off my chest, legs, and balls today and it itches like all hell!
I wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a sleeker smoother version and now I'm regretting it. Any tips on how to get rid of the horrible itching? I got to go to work tomorrow!
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Woman want a man not a fucking bitch boy! EAT some more soy soft ass cuck!
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