I just asked some serial killers what they thought of gun control. Here are their responses.

DAVID BERKOWITZ (Alive)
"I think we have a gun problem in this country. Actually, that's understating the reality. This toxic violent culture is every bit as much to blame as our lax gun laws. And all these politicians, what do they do? Those spineless bastards won't do shit about the proliferation of assault weapons, they just bark and preach. And the masses, well, the masses don't give a damn either way"
BOBBY JOE LONG (Alive)
"I owned guns in my time. I'm not scared of them. I don't think it all comes down to guns. What made me do what I do? When I got angry and I ended up hurting a woman or worse, I didn't need to pull a gun's trigger to get the job done. Sure, I had some handguns, I carried them around with me, but it was for protection. If one of the women fought back, I would have used it, sure. But for my safety. Not for my pleasure. So when those Democrats blame guns for everything, I want them to look at what I did years and years ago to all of those women."
CLEOPHUS COOKSEY (Alive)
"Man, this is a hell of a question. I carried guns, I shot all of those motherfuckers. Because they were at my disposal. It could've been a rope or car or some shit like that. I wanted to see them burn. That's all. Guns ain't the only way to put a motherfucker six feet under. But what did the white-ass fucker do in Vegas? He shot all of those bastards dead. Because he had 'em. If he didn't, he would've blown that city up and you know it"
HOWELL DONALDSON (Alive)
"I don't know. This is a tough one. If you want to carry a gun around, just do it, bro. I know I did, and now four people are dead because of me."
RODNEY ALCALA (Alive)
"Guns are guns. They're tools, objects. Inanimate objects. Read the Constitution, it assures the right to bear arms. And rightfully so. But of course, in some areas, the laws are too lax."