Why is Crashing Chinese Space Junk Different and Doom?

The date of re-entry is pencilled in for April 1st, Easter, Passover during the Paschal blue moon, and the name of the station translates to Heavenly Palace. It's Made in China and China is in the news with the petro-yuan, kim jong un and eternal leadership. Also, Pyongyang is known as Jerusalem of the East and there was the Beast from the East in the UK which is having a spat with Russia and lots of people are saying we're all doomed.

List of reentering space debris: [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

That's all I got.

So the fact that this stuff normally burns upupon reentry mean nothing because a date?
I'm sorry, but I stopped getting doom hyped two crashing space junks ago when nothing happened.

President:Trump What is this thing?

NASA: It's an asteroid, sir.
President: How big are we talking?

Scientist
Sir, our best estimate is 97.6 billion–

: It's the size of Texas, Mr. Trump.

President: Trump, we didn't see this thing coming?

Truman: Well, our object collision budget's about a million dollars a year. That allows us to track about three percent of the sky, and begging your pardon, sir, but it's a big-ass sky.

Gen. Kimsey: And the ones this morning?

NASA: Uh, those were nothing. Those were the size of Tiangong-1 space station and Volkswagens, things like that.

President Trump: Is this, going to hit us?
NASA: We're averaging that as we speak, sir.

President: What kind of damage?

NASA: Damage? Total, sir. It's what we call a global killer. The end of mankind. Doesn't matter where it hits, nothing would survive, not even bacteria.

President: My God. What do we do?



Last Edited by the Seer on 03/30/2018 06:31 PM