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Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup

 
RUMO AO HEXA
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Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
We know you Americans don't enjoy soccer, but almost all of the rest of the world loves soccer.

The soccer World Cup in 2018 will be in Russia, in the months of June and July.

So, you can't go into war with Russia until August, otherwise you will ruin the World Cup. Russia can not host a World Cup while waging a war against the United States.

You can't do that, bro. You can't ruin the World Cup. It only happens once each four years.

If you ruin the World Cup, fans will be very angry:

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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
Shit. Sorry about that. I'll get on the phone and back WWIII off until August.
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.

Or something
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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
that would be very inconsiderate of your part


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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
And isn't Trump's military parade planned for November?
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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
the world wants to see Gabriel Jesus shine, OK?
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04/11/2018 01:54 PM
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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
you can wait until July 17, OK?

the final match will be on July 15, wait two days until the teams and the fans leave Russia
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04/11/2018 02:01 PM
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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
and Brazil will win the World Cup this time
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04/11/2018 02:04 PM
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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
Doom postponed until September.
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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
Doom postponed until September.
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04/11/2018 02:09 PM
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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
Yeah... about that. We had a meeting to see how many fucks we give, turns out we give zero fucks. Sorry to burst your bubble.
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04/11/2018 02:12 PM
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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
Yeah... about that. We had a meeting to see how many fucks we give, turns out we give zero fucks. Sorry to burst your bubble.
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of course you don't...

coz you didn't even qualify to the World Cup!

but England is in an easy group, with Belgium, Panama and Tunisia... English people won't join a military action that could ruin this year's World Cup
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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
Imagine if the World Cup gets cancelled and all Western nations end up boycotting it, or a World Cup with half the countries turning up

that would be

MASSIVVEEEEEEEE DOOOOMMMMMMMMM !!!!
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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
Imagine if the World Cup gets cancelled and all Western nations end up boycotting it, or a World Cup with half the countries turning up

that would be

MASSIVVEEEEEEEE DOOOOMMMMMMMMM !!!!
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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
Imagine if the World Cup gets cancelled and all Western nations end up boycotting it, or a World Cup with half the countries turning up

that would be

MASSIVVEEEEEEEE DOOOOMMMMMMMMM !!!!
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I don't even want to THINK about that!

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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
We know you Americans don't enjoy soccer, but almost all of the rest of the world loves soccer.

The soccer World Cup in 2018 will be in Russia, in the months of June and July.

So, you can't go into war with Russia until August, otherwise you will ruin the World Cup. Russia can not host a World Cup while waging a war against the United States.

You can't do that, bro. You can't ruin the World Cup. It only happens once each four years.

If you ruin the World Cup, fans will be very angry:

uk germany
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Certain games at certain stadiums will definitely be a target of war or terrorism. There are signs everywhere for it. You just have to look closely.
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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
and Brazil will win the World Cup this time
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I agree with everything except this, no South American team has ever won in Europe and no European team has won in the America's.

Not about to change, and no I do not know who will win.

PS. Remember that time Germany beat you 5-1.....LOL.
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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
So the truth is now out....the Italians are behind all of this
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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
Yeah... about that. We had a meeting to see how many fucks we give, turns out we give zero fucks. Sorry to burst your bubble.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76244091


of course you don't...

coz you didn't even qualify to the World Cup!

but England is in an easy group, with Belgium, Panama and Tunisia... English people won't join a military action that could ruin this year's World Cup
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They will still go out before group games are up, yes they are that bad. #underachievers
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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
and Brazil will win the World Cup this time
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76197955


I agree with everything except this, no South American team has ever won in Europe and no European team has won in the America's.

Not about to change, and no I do not know who will win.

PS. Remember that time Germany beat you 5-1.....LOL.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76443617


it was 7 - 1

but this time it will be different
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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
Who cares what you want OP, not I.
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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
and Brazil will win the World Cup this time
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76197955


I agree with everything except this, no South American team has ever won in Europe and no European team has won in the America's.

Not about to change, and no I do not know who will win.

PS. Remember that time Germany beat you 5-1.....LOL.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76443617


it was 7 - 1

but this time it will be different
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Indeed, I doubt it though.
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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
and Brazil will win the World Cup this time
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76197955


I agree with everything except this, no South American team has ever won in Europe and no European team has won in the America's.

Not about to change, and no I do not know who will win.

PS. Remember that time Germany beat you 5-1.....LOL.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76443617


It was 7-1, 2014 World Cup
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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
and Brazil will win the World Cup this time
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76197955


I agree with everything except this, no South American team has ever won in Europe and no European team has won in the America's.

Not about to change, and no I do not know who will win.

PS. Remember that time Germany beat you 5-1.....LOL.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76443617


Germany beat them 7-1 lol
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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
and Brazil will win the World Cup this time
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76197955


I agree with everything except this, no South American team has ever won in Europe and no European team has won in the America's.

Not about to change, and no I do not know who will win.

PS. Remember that time Germany beat you 5-1.....LOL.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76443617


Germany beat them 7-1 lol
 Quoting: Obnoxious Pakistani UK 75245983


Hungary 7–1 England (1954)

[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
I was thinking it should start about Memorial Day (US), first part of June. That seems to be a good time to start a major War.

As shown by WW1 and Hitler waiting until August for the guns to start firing isn't so good for those starting a major War ... look at how WW1 worked out!!

If we can start it about June 1st we should have it over by Labor Day and thus still able to enjoy the US Football Season!! Sure the football teams might be minus a few players, and the fan ranks may be thinned a bit, but think of the emotional relief people will feel about being back to almost "normalcy" with a fall football season and a thanksgiving on the horizon that won't be bothered by War Talk!!

As for Soccer .... it isn't important to Americans. Just a bunch of skinny kids running up and down a field nonstop for a long long time. Sheesh ... a better option would be to just run a marathon around a track inside a stadium for all the excitement that the game of soccer creates.
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Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup
As for Soccer .... it isn't important to Americans. Just a bunch of skinny kids running up and down a field nonstop for a long long time. Sheesh ... a better option would be to just run a marathon around a track inside a stadium for all the excitement that the game of soccer creates.
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Meanwhile, all of Europe, Asia, Africa and South America love soccer...