Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup | |
DARTH SILIOUS Abrasive Fuck User ID: 75814920 United States 04/11/2018 01:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup Shit. Sorry about that. I'll get on the phone and back WWIII off until August. Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. The Force shall free me. Or something |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 76197955 Brazil 04/11/2018 02:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup Yeah... about that. We had a meeting to see how many fucks we give, turns out we give zero fucks. Sorry to burst your bubble. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76244091 of course you don't... coz you didn't even qualify to the World Cup! but England is in an easy group, with Belgium, Panama and Tunisia... English people won't join a military action that could ruin this year's World Cup |
Obnxious Pakistani UK User ID: 75245983 United Kingdom 04/11/2018 02:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup Imagine if the World Cup gets cancelled and all Western nations end up boycotting it, or a World Cup with half the countries turning up that would be MASSIVVEEEEEEEE DOOOOMMMMMMMMM !!!! |
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El Capo User ID: 3902990 United States 04/11/2018 02:19 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup We know you Americans don't enjoy soccer, but almost all of the rest of the world loves soccer. Quoting: RUMO AO HEXA 76197955 The soccer World Cup in 2018 will be in Russia, in the months of June and July. So, you can't go into war with Russia until August, otherwise you will ruin the World Cup. Russia can not host a World Cup while waging a war against the United States. You can't do that, bro. You can't ruin the World Cup. It only happens once each four years. If you ruin the World Cup, fans will be very angry: Certain games at certain stadiums will definitely be a target of war or terrorism. There are signs everywhere for it. You just have to look closely. Made Member |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76443617 United Kingdom 04/11/2018 02:20 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup I agree with everything except this, no South American team has ever won in Europe and no European team has won in the America's. Not about to change, and no I do not know who will win. PS. Remember that time Germany beat you 5-1.....LOL. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76443617 United Kingdom 04/11/2018 02:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup Yeah... about that. We had a meeting to see how many fucks we give, turns out we give zero fucks. Sorry to burst your bubble. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76244091 of course you don't... coz you didn't even qualify to the World Cup! but England is in an easy group, with Belgium, Panama and Tunisia... English people won't join a military action that could ruin this year's World Cup They will still go out before group games are up, yes they are that bad. #underachievers |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 76197955 Brazil 04/11/2018 02:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup I agree with everything except this, no South American team has ever won in Europe and no European team has won in the America's. Not about to change, and no I do not know who will win. PS. Remember that time Germany beat you 5-1.....LOL. it was 7 - 1 but this time it will be different |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76443617 United Kingdom 04/11/2018 02:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup I agree with everything except this, no South American team has ever won in Europe and no European team has won in the America's. Not about to change, and no I do not know who will win. PS. Remember that time Germany beat you 5-1.....LOL. it was 7 - 1 but this time it will be different Indeed, I doubt it though. |
El Capo User ID: 3902990 United States 04/11/2018 02:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup I agree with everything except this, no South American team has ever won in Europe and no European team has won in the America's. Not about to change, and no I do not know who will win. PS. Remember that time Germany beat you 5-1.....LOL. It was 7-1, 2014 World Cup Made Member |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 76197955 Brazil 04/12/2018 11:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup I agree with everything except this, no South American team has ever won in Europe and no European team has won in the America's. Not about to change, and no I do not know who will win. PS. Remember that time Germany beat you 5-1.....LOL. Germany beat them 7-1 lol Hungary 7–1 England (1954) [link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 74772835 United States 04/12/2018 11:46 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup I was thinking it should start about Memorial Day (US), first part of June. That seems to be a good time to start a major War. As shown by WW1 and Hitler waiting until August for the guns to start firing isn't so good for those starting a major War ... look at how WW1 worked out!! If we can start it about June 1st we should have it over by Labor Day and thus still able to enjoy the US Football Season!! Sure the football teams might be minus a few players, and the fan ranks may be thinned a bit, but think of the emotional relief people will feel about being back to almost "normalcy" with a fall football season and a thanksgiving on the horizon that won't be bothered by War Talk!! As for Soccer .... it isn't important to Americans. Just a bunch of skinny kids running up and down a field nonstop for a long long time. Sheesh ... a better option would be to just run a marathon around a track inside a stadium for all the excitement that the game of soccer creates. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 76197955 Brazil 04/13/2018 03:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Dear Americans, you can't go into war with Russia until August, because the rest of the world wants to watch the World Cup As for Soccer .... it isn't important to Americans. Just a bunch of skinny kids running up and down a field nonstop for a long long time. Sheesh ... a better option would be to just run a marathon around a track inside a stadium for all the excitement that the game of soccer creates. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74772835 Meanwhile, all of Europe, Asia, Africa and South America love soccer... |