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John Titor Civil War: City Slickers Vs. Country Boys/ Then MadMax PostApocalyptic Dystopia

 
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John Titor Civil War: City Slickers Vs. Country Boys/ Then MadMax PostApocalyptic Dystopia
My Militia Plans To Resupply by looting the under-prepared similar to a viking burning and pillage of an english sissy village by a hoarde of vlad the impalers who are gifted at medieval torture techniques maybe amateur cannibilism too cause its effective at psychological terror and feeds plenty good pushing a turd and moving a turd.



The new MRE's have Feline Chop Suey Recipes written on the back, although gophers and crows make suitable substitutes as do most fetuses.

Potasium Iodide makes a person more susceptible to suggestions, canned foods are heavily fortified with soy lecithin and gmo dextrose both designed to deactivate primal rage instinctual survival mechanisms in the brain.

We are on the outskirts of your first world shitholes lurking on the corner of buttfuck and perty mouth and we mean to skin yer family fer kicks.

We will set up totalitarian dicktatorship franchises wherever we go, entrepeneurial overtly psychotic systems doing a reverse regime change.
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04/12/2018 05:57 PM
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Re: John Titor Civil War: City Slickers Vs. Country Boys/ Then MadMax PostApocalyptic Dystopia
If the trees didnt get blown down from the extensive psi of nuclear inferno blast radius then you should see several priests, bankers, verizon employees, politicians hanging from the branches.

Can you hear me now? Fuck you verizon! I push people taking serlfies into the grand canyon sometimes eighty a day.

All potable water will be reverse siphoned from all cities BACK to the rural reservoir of origin.


Rh negative blood types will occupy the bottom tier of society, harvard grads will be handed mops, we will purge the land of reptilian worshipping round earthers, life will begin afresh underneath our waffle stompers.
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Re: John Titor Civil War: City Slickers Vs. Country Boys/ Then MadMax PostApocalyptic Dystopia
Basic unit of currency will be in worm castings.

Mustachioed burly women with machetes will perform most dentistry.

Karaoke bars will not allow gay asians.

Every civil dispute will be remedied with a game of beer pong.
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04/12/2018 06:06 PM
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Re: John Titor Civil War: City Slickers Vs. Country Boys/ Then MadMax PostApocalyptic Dystopia
It's as if you had one intelligent parent, and one who was an absolute moron. You have a foot in each world.

Your shtick needs improvement. Too disjointed. Doesn't make a lot of sense; and while I get that you mean to be funny, often humor is rooted in truth. In other words, you're at least, in part, a legit homicidal maniac - and you should probably be put down.
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04/12/2018 06:13 PM
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Re: John Titor Civil War: City Slickers Vs. Country Boys/ Then MadMax PostApocalyptic Dystopia
Like Hannibal crossed the Alps with war elephants, we will descend with a happy zip from the Sierra Mountains on our Girrafes to strike fear into the heart of Fresno.

Whole Foods will bring back happy hour wednesday at their salad bar or be crushed like moist pudding pops.

Pirates will be honored with Statues to commemorate all that they have done to increase the likeability of those without limbs.
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My Militia Plans To Resupply by looting the under-prepared similar to a viking burning and pillage of an english sissy village by a hoarde of vlad the impalers who are gifted at medieval torture techniques maybe amateur cannibilism too cause its effective at psychological terror and feeds plenty good pushing a turd and moving a turd.



The new MRE's have Feline Chop Suey Recipes written on the back, although gophers and crows make suitable substitutes as do most fetuses.

Potasium Iodide makes a person more susceptible to suggestions, canned foods are heavily fortified with soy lecithin and gmo dextrose both designed to deactivate primal rage instinctual survival mechanisms in the brain.

We are on the outskirts of your first world shitholes lurking on the corner of buttfuck and perty mouth and we mean to skin yer family fer kicks.

We will set up totalitarian dicktatorship franchises wherever we go, entrepeneurial overtly psychotic systems doing a reverse regime change.
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Great, you are just the kind of opponent we need to train on.
To bad you won't last past the first week or so.
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04/12/2018 06:31 PM

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