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What's the best way to get rid of a girl who is nuts and a possible future stalker??

 
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What's the best way to get rid of a girl who is nuts and a possible future stalker??
I've been dating this girl for a couple months and she's already showing signs of being a total whack job and could potentially turn into a stalker.

Getting tired of this relationship already and need to ease out but I don't want her turning into a stalking crazy bitch. Thankfully, she isn't pregnant and our work hours are different. Still, i've tried to break it off before and she randomly showed up at my house. Already gotten my fill of sexy time and i'm good for a while with all that. She is pretty nuts though and as annoying as I can be sometimes, she still seems to try and keep things going.

What is the best way to deal with this situation? I can't just ghost her unfortunately. Serious question, how do I ease out without turning her into a whack job pain in my ass? She is a Cancer, Mormon and Latina which is already probably a potent combination for a batshit crazy chick.
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Re: What's the best way to get rid of a girl who is nuts and a possible future stalker??
Tell her you don't think you're suited for each other and you should start seeing other people.

Tell her you want her to find her soul mate and you know it's not you.
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Don't "ease out." Women get mixed messages when a guy is trying to play the nice guy while distancing himself.

Man up and tell her that your don't respect her and are sure that you will never want to marry her.
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Re: What's the best way to get rid of a girl who is nuts and a possible future stalker??
I've been dating this girl for a couple months and she's already showing signs of being a total whack job and could potentially turn into a stalker.

Getting tired of this relationship already and need to ease out but I don't want her turning into a stalking crazy bitch. Thankfully, she isn't pregnant and our work hours are different. Still, i've tried to break it off before and she randomly showed up at my house. Already gotten my fill of sexy time and i'm good for a while with all that. She is pretty nuts though and as annoying as I can be sometimes, she still seems to try and keep things going.

What is the best way to deal with this situation? I can't just ghost her unfortunately. Serious question, how do I ease out without turning her into a whack job pain in my ass? She is a Cancer, Mormon and Latina which is already probably a potent combination for a batshit crazy chick.
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Best way to get rid of anyone is to creep them out or gross them out. Some girls automatically find you more desirable if you reject them so, careful. Just be either physically gross or emotionally or sexually creepy. Trust me, some habits and preferences are just deal breakers.
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04/13/2018 12:55 PM
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show her your real dick.

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04/13/2018 12:56 PM
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Cancer woman are very needy and emotional

Add the Mormonism and she probably already considers you two married

And the Latina part means she will recruit all her male relatives to get revenge on you.

Lol you're ducked!
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04/13/2018 12:57 PM
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blow up her suv
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04/13/2018 12:59 PM
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Re: What's the best way to get rid of a girl who is nuts and a possible future stalker??
Have really terrible weird sex with her. You have to change her IMO age of you it’s way easier than appealing to reason.
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04/13/2018 12:59 PM
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Do not tell the truth. A whack job needs uber truth. Tell her you respect her and appreciate everything she taught you. Tell her you are ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN you two have no future together and you are going to explore Peace Corps Work in Thailand.

This will tell her that she is respected by you but that you are likely more sleazy than she thought and she could do better. She will privately congratulate herself for putting that together. Remember there are PLENTY of mentally and emotionally challenged persons in the population. Adults who quickly distinguish who they are dealing tend to direct their lives more effectively than those who do not.

NO disrespect to aaaallll the Special Ed kids out there, God Bless, but real world is not like school, nobody wears a sign that says, "I am border Asperger with OCD tentency." Just find that person who will contribute to your life and whose life you can lift up as well. And if you break up with someone, do not let them in when they show up back at your door!!! That was a douche move on your part.
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Restraining order?
**You live your life not for yourself, but for the sake of others**
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Re: What's the best way to get rid of a girl who is nuts and a possible future stalker??
Tell her you have HIV

if she doesn't run and keeps coming go to the police immediately; you are in deep trouble lol
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Restraining order?
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You were two minutes faster in posting. I was going to say the same thing.


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Re: What's the best way to get rid of a girl who is nuts and a possible future stalker??
Don't "ease out." Women get mixed messages when a guy is trying to play the nice guy while distancing himself.

Man up and tell her that your don't respect her and are sure that you will never want to marry her.
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So true.

Most women live in fantasyland and make excuses in their heads to keep the romamce going like he's just shy or has abandonment issues because they can't come to terms with the reality that he's just not that interested in them

So be honest, brutally so.
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You are screwed, this sounds like a fatal attraction.
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Re: What's the best way to get rid of a girl who is nuts and a possible future stalker??
Do not tell the truth. A whack job needs uber truth. Tell her you respect her and appreciate everything she taught you. Tell her you are ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN you two have no future together and you are going to explore Peace Corps Work in Thailand.

This will tell her that she is respected by you but that you are likely more sleazy than she thought and she could do better. She will privately congratulate herself for putting that together. Remember there are PLENTY of mentally and emotionally challenged persons in the population. Adults who quickly distinguish who they are dealing tend to direct their lives more effectively than those who do not.

NO disrespect to aaaallll the Special Ed kids out there, God Bless, but real world is not like school, nobody wears a sign that says, "I am border Asperger with OCD tentency." Just find that person who will contribute to your life and whose life you can lift up as well. And if you break up with someone, do not let them in when they show up back at your door!!! That was a douche move on your part.
 Quoting: Pixie 30198658


Seriously a lot of women will try to "fix" a man like that because of his "issues"
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Re: What's the best way to get rid of a girl who is nuts and a possible future stalker??
Have really terrible weird sex with her. You have to change her IMO age of you it’s way easier than appealing to reason.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1130686


^^ get real strange with her like talk about your reptilian overlords and how we are all aliens created by the Annuakki, etc. If she is a true Mormon, she will be the one to leave you. Really play the part as if you are a firm believer in your overlords. I had a similar situation and after a dinner with her and talking about our "origins" she ran. heehee
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Re: What's the best way to get rid of a girl who is nuts and a possible future stalker??
The only Achille's Hill that i've found that she has is she doesn't get along with my mother. I've made it a point to tell her every weekend that I have to help my mom with stuff around her house and doing errands for her. I've been really playing it up.

No matter how psychotic or obsessed a woman is, I don't know of any who can genuinely tolerate a man with an overly involved or needy mother. The stigma of "mama's boy" tends to send chicks, even the most clingy and crazy ones, running to the hills super fast.

This might be my ticket out to play up this character.....
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Thank you all for good advice though! Lots of guys in a similar situation and these modern day young women are becoming more and more of a nightmare as time goes on.
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Re: What's the best way to get rid of a girl who is nuts and a possible future stalker??
Why don't you simply be honest with her? Tell her now that you've gotten to know her better you'd rather not be in a relationship with her.

If she doesn't honor your request and starts stalking you, then get a restraining order.

Seriously, the depth of lying extremes you guys would go to is kinda shocking to me.
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Re: What's the best way to get rid of a girl who is nuts and a possible future stalker??
The only Achille's Hill that i've found that she has is she doesn't get along with my mother. I've made it a point to tell her every weekend that I have to help my mom with stuff around her house and doing errands for her. I've been really playing it up.

No matter how psychotic or obsessed a woman is, I don't know of any who can genuinely tolerate a man with an overly involved or needy mother. The stigma of "mama's boy" tends to send chicks, even the most clingy and crazy ones, running to the hills super fast.

This might be my ticket out to play up this character.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30671160


How does a gf of a couple months already not get along with your mother?

She sounds like trouble!
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Re: What's the best way to get rid of a girl who is nuts and a possible future stalker??
The only Achille's Hill that i've found that she has is she doesn't get along with my mother. I've made it a point to tell her every weekend that I have to help my mom with stuff around her house and doing errands for her. I've been really playing it up.

No matter how psychotic or obsessed a woman is, I don't know of any who can genuinely tolerate a man with an overly involved or needy mother. The stigma of "mama's boy" tends to send chicks, even the most clingy and crazy ones, running to the hills super fast.

This might be my ticket out to play up this character.....
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Just as long as she doesn't hurt your poor mother because you're to much of a vagina to end it.

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The only Achille's Hill that i've found that she has is she doesn't get along with my mother. I've made it a point to tell her every weekend that I have to help my mom with stuff around her house and doing errands for her. I've been really playing it up.

No matter how psychotic or obsessed a woman is, I don't know of any who can genuinely tolerate a man with an overly involved or needy mother. The stigma of "mama's boy" tends to send chicks, even the most clingy and crazy ones, running to the hills super fast.

This might be my ticket out to play up this character.....
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Just as long as she doesn't hurt your poor mother because you're to much of a vagina to end it.

s226
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72626384


This isn't the old world or the way it used to be. These bitches nowadays will claim rape on you in a heartbeat if you piss them off. Good luck defending against that. Very same situation happened/is happening to my cousin.

You have to strategize nowadays and it is sad but true.
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The only Achille's Hill that i've found that she has is she doesn't get along with my mother. I've made it a point to tell her every weekend that I have to help my mom with stuff around her house and doing errands for her. I've been really playing it up.

No matter how psychotic or obsessed a woman is, I don't know of any who can genuinely tolerate a man with an overly involved or needy mother. The stigma of "mama's boy" tends to send chicks, even the most clingy and crazy ones, running to the hills super fast.

This might be my ticket out to play up this character.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30671160


How does a gf of a couple months already not get along with your mother?

She sounds like trouble!
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Yeah... I agree. Get rid of mother, she is trouble. :-!
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Re: What's the best way to get rid of a girl who is nuts and a possible future stalker??
Fentanyl.. Tell her you wanna shoot up some heroin with her..
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ask her to marry you, she will run for the hills!!!

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This is why I don't stick your dick into crazy. Look at the mattress girl, she had sex with a grade B German, and lost her shit crying rape for years, because he didn't want a relationship with her.

I suggest you move, make your address private, and your social media private. Also change your self phone number and Job(if she knows where you work).

If you can't do that:

Be incredibly boring. Become Admiral Boring, so she dumps you.
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Start by becoming 'extremely boring' and/or pre-occupied. If she questions you about it, simply respond that you're not feeling it or that you have been feeling like having time to yourself. Eventually tell her you understand you're a bore, and perhaps she may like to date someone better? This way, you ease her into it.
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Put her 6 feet under.





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