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TOP 40 DOOM SCENARIOS (ADD YOUR OWN HERE)

 
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A friend sent me this recently . . . did we miss any?

1. NWO takeover = 1984 and all that darkness that that implies.
2. North American Union - Canada, Mexico and the US being consolidated into one country.
3. Nuke war with Iran, and maybe Syria, North Korea and China.
4. Peak Oil scame driving prices sky high and the economy into the pits.
5. Water shortage scam leading to high prices and more poverty.
6. Collapse of small farms because diesel has become more then $3/gallon and they claim they can't afford to plant. Severe food shortages coming soon to your local food store.
7. So far, about 70%, the latest estimate I have read, of the honey bees awol, gone missing - a potential catastrophe that is beyong our wildest fears. Could lead to the destuction of the human species in short order.
8. Melting of the ice caps raising the sea levels, as well as, possibility of shutting down the gulfstream and throwing much of North America and Europe into a deep freeze.
9. Bird flu.
10. Chemtrail poisoning.
11. Global warming scam.
12. End of the world in 2012 - Mayan Calendar scam.
13. Planet X.
14. Another false-flag event, this time could be nuclear, to save this administration's ass, and get into the war with Iran and continue their world takeover.
15. Loss of access to viatmins, supplements, herbs, etc.
16. Collapse of the dollar leading to the intoduction of their new currency, the Amero for the North American Union. (NAU)
17. Housing crash leading to foreclosures, homelessness, and economic collapse.
18. Severe depression, much worse than 1929.
19. Read ID card, microchipped passports and everything else, including us = total control, police state = 1984.
20. Population reduction - they want to reduce it by 2/3.
22. Foreign troops on our shores.
23. More military recruitment from outside the US.
24. More criminals, and aliens recruited into the military.
25. More privatizations of the military, i.e. civilian mercenary companies like Blackwater.
26. Open borders to bring as many aliens in as possible for cheap labor, de-nationalizing the country, and homogenization of the population in service to the NAU.
27. Mandatory psychiatric screening of the childrem first, then all of us, leading to mandatory drugging and lots of big bucks and control.
28. Mandatory vaccinations/poisoning.
29. HAARP - mind control, weather control, and exoctic weapons.
30. GWEN - electrontic mind control system from locally placed antennas already in place.
31. Sun heating up heating up the earth leading to......?
32. GMO foods poisoning us, and maybe the animals also.
33. Internement camps for displaced persons, infected persons, minorites and dissidents.
34. Increase in drug addiction legal and illegal.
35. Complete surveillance via chips, cell phones and cameras.
36. Worldwide volcanic eruptions leading to a long cold winter and severe food shortages.
37. Poleshift leading to ......?
38. Nuclear poisoning - DU, and nuke weapons = for most, long painful deaths.
39. Mind control through control of the media - overt, covert, subliminal and exotic.
40. ET invasion scam - the ultimate "terrorists."
"What if everything you ever believed was tied up in a little box and eaten by cute little snails?"
--- Mark Morford
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Escalation of the race wars that have already begun, with only one side doing the fighting (the non-whites)
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Humans beginning to burn on Earth before the descent to Hell
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I'M MAD AS HELL, AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!
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No one mentioned a killer plague!

Or the fact that all the bees are swarming in vast underground caverns planning to strike en masse for their treatment as slaves....the have not vanished..they are only organising.
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Bush is reelected !!
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No one mentioned a killer plague!

Or the fact that all the bees are swarming in vast underground caverns planning to strike en masse for their treatment as slaves....the have not vanished..they are only organising.
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DUBB Deep Underground Bee Bases
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One day everthing suddenly disintegrates...and everyone dies... because scientists at the Super Collider accidently make a strange particle that converts all other elementary particles into stranglets like istself, and within 30 minutes the whole world becomes a super strange particle, this causes the world to disintegrate..
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Speaking of super colliders...

What if the accidentally created a small black hole?

It would dissappear thropugh the floor descending slowly down towards the center of the earth..and consume us from the inside out. In a matter of days..the earth would be no bigger than a cricket ball.
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So where is THE DOOM? I'm sure he would have a few to add here . . . does he still post on GLP? . . .
"What if everything you ever believed was tied up in a little box and eaten by cute little snails?"
--- Mark Morford
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One day everthing suddenly disintegrates...and everyone dies... because scientists at the Super Collider accidently make a strange particle that converts all other elementary particles into stranglets like istself, and within 30 minutes the whole world becomes a super strange particle, this causes the world to disintegrate..
 Quoting: anonymous coward 229918


That was actually a possibility a few years ago.
Scientists at a lab in Chicago were studying quarks.
If accidentally released, they could have destroyed not only the planet, but the entire universe.
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:billery3:
"If there is a new fascism, it won't come from skinheads and punks; it will come from people who eat granola and think they know how the world should be." - Brian Eno
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 Quoting: Mr. Predictor


Man that is the Doomiest!


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So where is THE DOOM? I'm sure he would have a few to add here . . . does he still post on GLP? . . .
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where is oEATo ?

He has the least effective DOOM scenarios.

He has such a poor performance here, (and in bed says his BF)

Who can we (not) trust ?
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Heat waves
Melting polar ice disrupting ocean currents
Snowstorms like we have never seen
Droughts
Increasing food prices, due to erratic weather patterns and
fuel, shipping costs
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So where is THE DOOM? I'm sure he would have a few to add here . . . does he still post on GLP? . . .



where is oEATo ?

He has the least effective DOOM scenarios.

He has such a poor performance here, (and in bed says his BF)

Who can we (not) trust ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 219261


Yeh, but THE DOOM is the most articulate Doomsman with by far the best rant of anyone here . . . haven't seen him here lately but then I've been gone a lot too.....
"What if everything you ever believed was tied up in a little box and eaten by cute little snails?"
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Giant ass beetles will burrow into everyone's colon, making it impossible to digest food leading to mass starvation.

Is that doomy enough?
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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YOU RAAAAANG??????


Ok..hows THIS for a DOOM scenarion...

First a cocksag leader and his cronies decide to rule the world..although the butfucked leader is only a stooge..

Through many years of clever manipulation of utter and total BULLSHIT..they slowly get us to believe the big lie..that bad food is good...good food is bad..and their medicines actually WORK!!

So...on the scenario goes..

AS the population is fluridated into mind numbed uselessness..killed off with their shit food...brain starved with a constsnt barrage of ELM and brainwashing TV shows..they launch the master stroke..they destroy a few useless eaters by bringing down a coupls asbestos laden towers so one...they can make a packet from the insurance...two...make millions sick and make even MORE money from the sick ones who breathed in the dust...and three..launch a war of total domination agaist a bunch of pig fucking suicide crazed alla sucking ragheads wo wouldnt know which end of a camel to fuck first.

The war goes on..year after year of bullshit...lies..and making millions..and passing even MORE draconian laws to keep the sheep broke and afraid..and steadily dying and paying good money for the right to do so...


After a few years the PTB decides to up the stakes..get china pissed off..and russia too..they decide to let them invade and while at it...wipe Iran out just as a good distraction to cover the massinf of chineese and russian troops. Matsers of misdirection they are...the sheeple dont know what the fuck is going on until they are being shipped of to death camps by the millons..to be eliminated and processed into protien pills to feed the armies of the world.

Its funny though...THIS scenarioo...is the ONLY one actually TAKING FUCKING PLACE!!!!

IVe said it once....


IVE said it twice...

IVE FUCKING SAID IT A MILLION TIMES!!!

BUt...seeing as its a DOOM thread..I will treat you to one more...

WE ARE SO FUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!
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YOU RAAAAANG??????


Ok..hows THIS for a DOOM scenarion...

First a cocksag leader and his cronies decide to rule the world..although the butfucked leader is only a stooge..

Through many years of clever manipulation of utter and total BULLSHIT..they slowly get us to believe the big lie..that bad food is good...good food is bad..and their medicines actually WORK!!

So...on the scenario goes..

AS the population is fluridated into mind numbed uselessness..killed off with their shit food...brain starved with a constsnt barrage of ELM and brainwashing TV shows..they launch the master stroke..they destroy a few useless eaters by bringing down a coupls asbestos laden towers so one...they can make a packet from the insurance...two...make millions sick and make even MORE money from the sick ones who breathed in the dust...and three..launch a war of total domination agaist a bunch of pig fucking suicide crazed alla sucking ragheads wo wouldnt know which end of a camel to fuck first.

The war goes on..year after year of bullshit...lies..and making millions..and passing even MORE draconian laws to keep the sheep broke and afraid..and steadily dying and paying good money for the right to do so...


After a few years the PTB decides to up the stakes..get china pissed off..and russia too..they decide to let them invade and while at it...wipe Iran out just as a good distraction to cover the massinf of chineese and russian troops. Matsers of misdirection they are...the sheeple dont know what the fuck is going on until they are being shipped of to death camps by the millons..to be eliminated and processed into protien pills to feed the armies of the world.

Its funny though...THIS scenarioo...is the ONLY one actually TAKING FUCKING PLACE!!!!

IVe said it once....


IVE said it twice...

IVE FUCKING SAID IT A MILLION TIMES!!!

BUt...seeing as its a DOOM thread..I will treat you to one more...

WE ARE SO FUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!
 Quoting: THE DOOM


What he said.
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Hedge fund blowout and lockup of internet trading systems causing a financial collapse of all electronic funds.
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All that shit has already happened OP. That is if you believe in the concept of eternal recurrence. You see there is infinite time but finite matter. Matter can only be transformed a finite number of times before it is reformed into the exact same state. So therefore the world has already ended and is already beginning all at once.
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YOU RAAAAANG??????


Ok..hows THIS for a DOOM scenarion...

First a cocksag leader and his cronies decide to rule the world..although the butfucked leader is only a stooge..

Through many years of clever manipulation of utter and total BULLSHIT..they slowly get us to believe the big lie..that bad food is good...good food is bad..and their medicines actually WORK!!

So...on the scenario goes..

AS the population is fluridated into mind numbed uselessness..killed off with their shit food...brain starved with a constsnt barrage of ELM and brainwashing TV shows..they launch the master stroke..they destroy a few useless eaters by bringing down a coupls asbestos laden towers so one...they can make a packet from the insurance...two...make millions sick and make even MORE money from the sick ones who breathed in the dust...and three..launch a war of total domination agaist a bunch of pig fucking suicide crazed alla sucking ragheads wo wouldnt know which end of a camel to fuck first.

The war goes on..year after year of bullshit...lies..and making millions..and passing even MORE draconian laws to keep the sheep broke and afraid..and steadily dying and paying good money for the right to do so...


After a few years the PTB decides to up the stakes..get china pissed off..and russia too..they decide to let them invade and while at it...wipe Iran out just as a good distraction to cover the massinf of chineese and russian troops. Matsers of misdirection they are...the sheeple dont know what the fuck is going on until they are being shipped of to death camps by the millons..to be eliminated and processed into protien pills to feed the armies of the world.

Its funny though...THIS scenarioo...is the ONLY one actually TAKING FUCKING PLACE!!!!

IVe said it once....


IVE said it twice...

IVE FUCKING SAID IT A MILLION TIMES!!!

BUt...seeing as its a DOOM thread..I will treat you to one more...

WE ARE SO FUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOMED!!!!
 Quoting: THE DOOM


THE DOOM alien16

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Humans beginning to burn on Earth before the descent to Hell
[link to sun-signs.blogspot.com]
[link to guido-knopp-history-of-hell.blogspot.com]
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Rosie O'Donnell a church leader with her own radio show on XFM Radio.
DOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!

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How come nobody's mentioned aliens?

Aliens land on every GLPer's backyards and tell them, you have been chosen for an important mission, now begin! Salvations/starvations/illuminations/panic orgies ensue.
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I still believe large fluffy bunnies from outer space will land on the plant, immediatley equip their oversized laser guided strap-ons and proceed to screw us all to death.

fugggg-it
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TPTB pushing high fiber diets-and an increase in the price of Toilet Paper.
I know enough to know that I know nothing
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I still believe large fluffy bunnies from outer space will land on the plant, immediatley equip their oversized laser guided strap-ons and proceed to screw us all to death.

fugggg-it
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Nice, I bet they're better at aiming when they go to the bathroom.
We should have an army ready and steal their technology.
Dreams will begin as they fade into chaos.
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ALL OF THE ABOVE --MANY OF WHICH ARE ALREADY HERE.
Yellowstone is hit with a suitcase bomb which will cause it to explode lavishly.
Our food is already so tainted, births will be slowed and birth defects increased, mad cow returns with a vengance.What food their is is limited.
Nuclear fall out from Yellowstone poisens the great lakes and all water to the east.
Christianity is persecuted and the filth of hedonism escalates until God has had enough and destroys mankind with earthquakes, volcanoes, floods and famines...and there isnt going to be any rapture,either.
There is no communication as Russia/China shoots down sattilites...Muslim fifth columns start pouring poisen into water supplies and tossing more matches into dry forests, continuing to burn everything they can.
Satan/antichris/et's see their food supply dwindling and pull off a holograph of rescue to ensure control of their food supply.
And then it will get really bad.
Make sure your soul is packed and ready to go.
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Sorry in my post it isnt clear...the food supply of the et's are human beings.
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The world runs out of chicken. Young black man rioting outside fried chicken shops all over the world.





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