You ever think of Fairfax County and just feel like pooping your own pants in protest? I get that all the time. But I never actually do it, but the anxiety is always there. I just get so worked up! I'm so excitable. You can't feel like you don't belong when you're excited.

In all seriousness I'm always snooping on Langley and Arlington just to see what they'll do next. I need a brain 'ssage. Like for the inside. Use your satellite sonar infrasonic bullshit for something good for once. If you did it right it would probably feel so good and clear your sinuses and everything.

I'm a good boy, I should get a brain 'ssage. Brain 'ssage would cure everything I bet. Let's use those toys to heal instead of harm. Sometimes I just try to zone out completely and not move a muscle and give myself a brain 'ssage. Then I remember Yangley is trying to drive everyone Yinsane and my tum tum makes me run to the bathroom because I will not give them the satisfaction of actually pooping my pants. Jokes on you, Yangley. I don't even wear pants if I can help it, I like to stay in my robe all day because wizards don't get panic attacks. A wizard is always at his or her own leisure. A wizard is always retired. A wizard is always calm. But I'm a shitty wizard because I just get so excited, you see? I just wanna fussguff and sassmouth and make the funnies. Because we should all be more in touch with our feels, ya know? Search your feels, Yangley... Turn on your heartlights! IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE I'LL PEE MY PANTS!



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I believe Langley and Arlington have been possessed by demons. THEY'RE ALL THE SKINWALKERS! I'm just kiddings, I don't think you're actually all so bad... Just naughty little illumined naughts.