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I just started Keto a week and a half ago. Nothing is happening. I'm about to give up and eat a stack of pancakes.
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it get's easier! don't stop now!
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Nice thread! I've been Keto for months now. It's amazing. I encourage you to try bacon wrapped asparagus (great with eggs)
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i have some frozen aspargus in my freezer, it's been waiting for you to inspire me! this weekend i'll make it and show the pictures!
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Your pics are great!
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Nice thread! I've been Keto for months now. It's amazing. I encourage you to try bacon wrapped asparagus (great with eggs)
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i have some frozen aspargus in my freezer, it's been waiting for you to inspire me! this weekend i'll make it and show the pictures!
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Your pics are great!
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thank you!
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Nice thread! I've been Keto for months now. It's amazing. I encourage you to try bacon wrapped asparagus (great with eggs)
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i have some frozen aspargus in my freezer, it's been waiting for you to inspire me! this weekend i'll make it and show the pictures!
 Quoting: sluttina


No frozen, come on now

Cancer fighting super food, asparagus is the bomb

18 minutes in the steamer add some melted butter

Mmmm mmmm good!
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I crave fried pork chops so bad sometimes. They remind me of my great aunt, she muzzie tested my husband with fried pork chops the day she met him. He was too shy to eat them then she blurted out to me, is he a fucking muzzie? she was all mad lol!

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Nice thread! I've been Keto for months now. It's amazing. I encourage you to try bacon wrapped asparagus (great with eggs)
 Quoting: AnAlchemist


i have some frozen aspargus in my freezer, it's been waiting for you to inspire me! this weekend i'll make it and show the pictures!
 Quoting: sluttina


No frozen, come on now

Cancer fighting super food, asparagus is the bomb

18 minutes in the steamer add some melted butter

Mmmm mmmm good!
 Quoting: TheAviator


ok i'll get fresh, i was thinking defrosted asparagus might be too limp.
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this is the most fancy and best soup I ever made, this is very high in fat and will keep a bish full for a couple days.

It started out with a bag of frozen cauliflower and broccoli, 3 tbs butter, fresh crushed garlic. Then I peeled the shrimp while that was cooking and added that. I seasoned it with garlic powder, onion powder, salt and pepper. Then I thought meh, I'll make a thick sauce with this and put in a can of coconut milk. Worried it wouldn't thicken up I added some heavy whipping cream (no measurement I just poured). Then I thought of alfredo sauce and added some parmesean and some shredded Italian cheese and I just made a cream of cheese soup.

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Nice thread! I've been Keto for months now. It's amazing. I encourage you to try bacon wrapped asparagus (great with eggs)
 Quoting: AnAlchemist


i have some frozen aspargus in my freezer, it's been waiting for you to inspire me! this weekend i'll make it and show the pictures!
 Quoting: sluttina


No frozen, come on now

Cancer fighting super food, asparagus is the bomb

18 minutes in the steamer add some melted butter

Mmmm mmmm good!
 Quoting: TheAviator


ok i'll get fresh, i was thinking defrosted asparagus might be too limp.
 Quoting: sluttina


All good

Frozen is fine, love asparagus
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this is the most fancy and best soup I ever made, this is very high in fat and will keep a bish full for a couple days.

It started out with a bag of frozen cauliflower and broccoli, 3 tbs butter, fresh crushed garlic. Then I peeled the shrimp while that was cooking and added that. I seasoned it with garlic powder, onion powder, salt and pepper. Then I thought meh, I'll make a thick sauce with this and put in a can of coconut milk. Worried it wouldn't thicken up I added some heavy whipping cream (no measurement I just poured). Then I thought of alfredo sauce and added some parmesean and some shredded Italian cheese and I just made a cream of cheese soup.

:creamysoup:
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Now that is super food!!!

Yum yum!!
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this is just a basic fat bomb, cream cheese, vanilla, heavey cream and sweetener whipped together. My husband loves these.


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i always keep canned mackerel and sardines in my cupboard.

this is just canned mackerel on top of cucumber and spinach with ranch dressing.

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I just started Keto a week and a half ago. Nothing is happening. I'm about to give up and eat a stack of pancakes.
 Quoting: FEARLESSone


Great mock pancakes.....

2 ounces of whipped cream cheese
2 large eggs
Cinnamon
Apple pie spice
Vanilla

Whip it all up in blender or magic bullet

I make them smaller than regular pancakes, makes it easier to flip them.

Heat up a pan and add butter, they donít bubble up like regular pancakes so just watch for them to brown up.

They are thin, crunchy, buttery heaven on a plate......a cross between a crepe and a Swedish pancake.

I do cheat a bit and use maybe a tsp. of real maple syrup.



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 Quoting: ~kpm~


These are also great topped with a blueberry compote

Blueberries
Ricotta cheese
Zested lemon
3-4 tsps of water
Cardamom
Cinnamon


Add blueberries, water and spices to a pot and simmer them down
Add lemon zest to ricotta

Dollop of ricotta and compote on top of pancakes or roll them like a crepe.
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People who say they have no results cutting out carbs and sugar

Two weeks is not a long time

add some light exercise like walking two miles a day
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I made keto sushi once.

I used a peeler to peel the cucumber in very thin slices. I laid them down the wrong way though because it all came apart after I rolled it up. I put plastic wrap under it make it easier to roll.

I had some dry turkey i had to get rid of in a way it would taste good so I mixed it with mayo and wassabi and black pepper, and some thin slices of red pepper just to add some crunch inside.

:ketosushi:
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Nice thread! I've been Keto for months now. It's amazing. I encourage you to try bacon wrapped asparagus (great with eggs)
 Quoting: AnAlchemist


i have some frozen aspargus in my freezer, it's been waiting for you to inspire me! this weekend i'll make it and show the pictures!
 Quoting: sluttina


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I just started Keto a week and a half ago. Nothing is happening. I'm about to give up and eat a stack of pancakes.
 Quoting: FEARLESSone


Great mock pancakes.....

2 ounces of whipped cream cheese
2 large eggs
Cinnamon
Apple pie spice
Vanilla

Whip it all up in blender or magic bullet

I make them smaller than regular pancakes, makes it easier to flip them.

Heat up a pan and add butter, they donít bubble up like regular pancakes so just watch for them to brown up.

They are thin, crunchy, buttery heaven on a plate......a cross between a crepe and a Swedish pancake.

I do cheat a bit and use maybe a tsp. of real maple syrup.



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 Quoting: ~kpm~


These are also great topped with a blueberry compote

Blueberries
Ricotta cheese
Zested lemon
3-4 tsps of water
Cardamom
Cinnamon


Add blueberries, water and spices to a pot and simmer them down
Add lemon zest to ricotta

Dollop of ricotta and compote on top of pancakes or roll them like a crepe.
 Quoting: ~kpm~


i've had these pancakes and they are really good. they hit the spot, mine look more like crepes.
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my husband doesn't care for the fancy soups so he likes everything simple, this is one of his meals.

just eggs, bacon, green olives, melted cheese and a chipotle mayo dip.

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I found a picture of the egg salad.

I made cauliflower rice with an entire small head but next time I will only use half, I made that in the food processor with fresh cilantro. I chopped up 11 boiled eggs, 3 celery stalks, a whole bunch of pickles, added pickle juice and mayo. It tastes almost like potato salad, and that cauli rice is amazing in this dish!



I fried up some chicken thighs in almost an entire stick of butter with just salt and fresh chopped cilantro.

it was soooo good! sometimes the best meals I make are when I just wing it with what I have at home.

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Great thread!!
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Great thread!!
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thank you!

this is another staple at my house liver, my husband would eat it every day but I only make it a couple times a month and he still eats the leftovers every day until they are gone. My kids have never eaten steak before either so they think this is steak lol.

this is liver baked in the oven in bacon grease with onions. I cut it up in small pieces now and fry it on the stove top. My husband put some in my low carb taco the other day and I didn't like it.

:liveronions:
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Cauliflower rice

I buy the cauliflower pearls

Fried rice

Cauliflower pearls
Veggies you like in a fried rice
Egg
Sesame oil
Butter
Soy

Sauté veggies in butter and sesame oil until tender
Add pearls until through
Crack egg and fry it up
Dash a soy if you like


Thai coconut rice

Cauliflower pearls
1 Tsp. Curry paste
Cocnut milk, just enough to coat the pearls
Green onions
Cilantro
Cashews
Butter

Sauté pearls in butter until tender
Add curry and cocnut milk
Garnish with cilantro, green onions and cashews
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Democrats have become too EXTREME and TOO DANGEROUS to govern.
Republicans believe in the rule of law - not the rule of the mob.

VOTE REPUBLICAN!
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Cauliflower rice

I buy the cauliflower pearls

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is that in the produce department? I tried frozen cauli mash once and threw it out. Mine is so much better, I just didn't feel like stinking up my house that day.
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this quiche is more tasty than the one on the first page because it has bacon inside and cheese on top. I also fried it all in bacon grease first and probably greased the dish with bacon grease.

:betterquiche:

:betterquiche1:
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Cauliflower rice

I buy the cauliflower pearls

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is that in the produce department? I tried frozen cauli mash once and threw it out. Mine is so much better, I just didn't feel like stinking up my house that day.
 Quoting: sluttina


Yes, they are in the produce section, raw in a bag.

It gets tedious grinding up the cauliflower so I use these for quick dinners


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Last Edited by ~kpm~ on 04/17/2018 01:39 PM
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Democrats have become too EXTREME and TOO DANGEROUS to govern.
Republicans believe in the rule of law - not the rule of the mob.

VOTE REPUBLICAN!
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Cauliflower rice

I buy the cauliflower pearls

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is that in the produce department? I tried frozen cauli mash once and threw it out. Mine is so much better, I just didn't feel like stinking up my house that day.
 Quoting: sluttina


Yes, they are in the produce section, raw in a bag.

It gets tedious grinding up the cauliflower so I use these for quick dinners


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 Quoting: ~kpm~


saves a big mess!
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Mashed caulflower

I head of cauliflower cut up
1-2 boxes of chicken stock
1 container of whipped cream cheese
Stick of butter or half a stick
1 head of garlic
Parmesan cheese
Green onions
Seasonings


Boil the cauliflower in the stock until tender
Roast whole head of garlic in oven
Strain the liquid from the cauliflower
Add the roasted garlic, whipped cream cheese, butter and some Parmesan cheese and the green onions.

Put into oven safe casserole, top with more parm and bake until bubbly

I usually bake it at 325 for maybe 30-45 minutes

Baking it is not necessary but I think it makes it better.




Forgot the butter.....Shame!

Last Edited by ~kpm~ on 04/17/2018 01:52 PM
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Republicans believe in the rule of law - not the rule of the mob.

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sounds good! my recipe is a little simpler.

i boil 1 head, then I let the water drain completely, i leave it in a strainer for 5-10 minutes because that little extra water will make it runny and ruin the consistency.

i put 1 whole stick of butter, vegeta seasoning salt, i cut the whole head up and stuff it in the processor and pulse until creamy.

here it is with fried pork chop.

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I have seizures and cluster headaches and the ketogenic diet is actually one of the best ways to control them but I really don't think the diet works the way people think. I think the condition is way more hormonal than modern medicine believes and as long as you're burning fat you're safe. Fat stores up a charge and I think it depletes over time so when your body goes to use the fat it can cause like localized brown outs in the brain. But any diet that allows me to eat eggs and bacon all the time is pretty awesome. The only problem is you have to stick with it for like 3 months at least to get any real metabolic benefit and that requires a lot of discipline. Three months without saltines or bread or pasta? Three months of waging war against your own stomach? I think in most cases you can just hit the gym instead and not completely throw away 3 months of life.
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We eat avocado's like crazy at my house too so I'm always looking for sales. They were 33 cents a couple weeks ago so I stocked up.

I make guacamole every couple weeks, small batch. 3 avocado's, a big handful of cilantro, a whole lime squeezed juice, 1 tomato and salt. I leave the onion out. pulse in food processor. I also make chocolate pudding with avocado's and I'll post that when I find the picture.

Here's some guaco with fried chicken thighs.

:guacamoleketo:

I make cheese shells by melting cheese in the microwave and I fill the inside with guaco.

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sounds good! my recipe is a little simpler.

i boil 1 head, then I let the water drain completely, i leave it in a strainer for 5-10 minutes because that little extra water will make it runny and ruin the consistency.

i put 1 whole stick of butter, vegeta seasoning salt, i cut the whole head up and stuff it in the processor and pulse until creamy.

here it is with fried pork chop.

:mashedcauli:
 Quoting: sluttina


If Iím having it with beef tenderloin a add a bit of prepared horseradish to it too.
President Trump

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Democrats have become too EXTREME and TOO DANGEROUS to govern.
Republicans believe in the rule of law - not the rule of the mob.

VOTE REPUBLICAN!