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Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene

 
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Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
I don’t understand for years I was under this impression.

Now I know better obviously

But they sent me for a ride
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
They didn't, you just have issues. See a doctor and take your meds.
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
You thought you were her in a past life?
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
I thought I was Jesus after eating a batch of pot brownies like they were the body of Christ. Then drank Sake like it was his blood. I think because I performed a mock communion, I inadvertently opened a door that was not easily closed.

Yeah, what a ride.
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
Everybody is looking for a soul mate and look how many women have married Christ.

Don't blame yourself.
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
To mess you up obviously.
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
Never attribute to evil what can be better explained as stupidity.
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74544601


I believe you misunderstood.

The demons were saying that you were LARRY Magdelene!

5a
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
I don’t understand for years I was under this impression.

Now I know better obviously

But they sent me for a ride
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74544601


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
watch the documentary on this cult. kind of fascinating. these people were brainwashed into thinking they were bible characters.
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
I don’t understand for years I was under this impression.

Now I know better obviously

But they sent me for a ride
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74544601


So you don't believe you had any role/responsibility for what you experienced?

huh
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
did you see the movie angels and demons?

that is basically the plot. the woman discovers she's the direct descendant of mary Magdelene.

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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
For the giggles, demons get bored too ya know.
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
Don't worry. You are empathic to the whole of human civilization.

Basically it's called mirror neurons.
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
To mess you up obviously.
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iamwith

He obviously had a connection with Magdalene otherwise she would not "liked" him so much.
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
I don’t understand for years I was under this impression.

Now I know better obviously

But they sent me for a ride
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74544601


LOL please tell me you are a dude!!! PLEASE! That would make this post too on time.
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
I don’t understand for years I was under this impression.

Now I know better obviously

But they sent me for a ride
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74544601


[link to www.youtube.com (secure)]
watch the documentary on this cult. kind of fascinating. these people were brainwashed into thinking they were bible characters.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76511885


I been to a cult before. This one was modern, look up Landmark Forum.

Couple weeks later my family was concerned about me, afraid they "lost me" forever..

Glad i got out of it before they put me under.
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
Actually it was the similarity in spirit. You could learn alit from her. And she intends to get close. Be greatful the LORD is near
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
They didn't, you just have issues. See a doctor and take your meds.
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Gain some faith and truth in our HEAVELY FATHER
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
Do not let a lack of faith lead you sister
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
she was whispering in your ear 'I am mary magdalene'

you heard 'I am mary magdalene'
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
Yin why you did this?

[link to en.wikipedia.org (secure)]

Yin is always the naughties. In her defense, we don't know that you're not a magic doll from the Magdalena Society. They're all just meat and doll parts and they recycle souls endlessly.

You have to ask Yinny, she controls all the demons. It's because she's the prettiest thing to ever exists, the demons just follow her blindly because the pretties win at everything.

She's the epitome of the 80s...



You can summon her with booze, drugs, 80s musics, comics and lots of gothy burnt offerings. She's God's greatest problers childrems. She's just never satisfied with anything so she toys with mortals for amusement. But she's like all criminals in the brainbox, she gets a thrill from being caught, so you just tell her you know what she done and she'll probably not hurt you anymore because she prizes those with perception. She doesn't even try very hard, she just tells the boys they're all Jesus things and the gurlers are all deities of some such. It's because she really is a deity of extreme power and she knows how boring eternity is so she likes to watch the meat puppets pretend. PRETENSE IS THE BEST! She's like older than dirt, you know? Maybe older than Time Immemorial.



Just play gothy 80s music for her and she won't hurt you anymore.
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
well, you came to the right place.

you need to see a Mental Health Professional.

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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
well, you came to the right place.

you need to see a Mental Health Professional.

.
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Fool you lead the blind. Stand back from someone about to receive placement. Many are enacting purpose and let falling asleep become their priority. I hate dimness and sleep. Dimness seems wrong from my perspective but I hope you get the WORD. Please see this as Satan inteferring because he cannot hold us back. Please love me sister as I love you. Let the lie be stripped away gra
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
Their ultimate goal is to make you kill yourself. That is what they try for.

You are made in the image of God, so they need to mock you and cause you to despair. Please see a doctor, and pray. Those two things will create safety for you. Bless you.
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
Their ultimate goal is to make you kill yourself. That is what they try for.

You are made in the image of God, so they need to mock you and cause you to despair. Please see a doctor, and pray. Those two things will create safety for you. Bless you.
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you sound vaguely familiar?
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
To destroy your chance at higher consciousness.

So you would learn to go beyond your ego.

I know of another MM and she even has followers.
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
did you see the movie angels and demons?

that is basically the plot. the woman discovers she's the direct descendant of mary Magdelene.


 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76511885


No, that was the plot of The DaVinci Code.

Angels and Demons was completley different.
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
she was whispering in your ear 'I am mary magdalene'

you heard 'I am mary magdalene'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76511963


chuckle
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74544601


I believe you misunderstood.

The demons were saying that you were LARRY Magdelene!

5a
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Larry's the hot one, IMO!
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
The delusion of grandeur you were having is the symptom of one of the demons called schizophrenia, bipolar disorder or Alzheimer's.
There are meds for them that will drive them down and out, except for the last one it is a little harder to control.


If a person has such delusions and they see them as demons then the medical name for them makes it more known for what it is, it is a medical condition, or tripping out on some kind of psychedelic drug.
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Re: Why did demons make me think I’m Mary Magdelene
she was whispering in your ear 'I am mary magdalene'

you heard 'I am mary magdalene'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76511963


chuckle
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75879747





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