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Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?

 
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Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Growing up around a bunch a cowboys, it's something I noticed.
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
HAY FEVER?
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Horses have a 20 inch penis...
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Women with horses are just crazy cat ladies but with more money
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Its a good question for sure.

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Last Edited by 5.0% on 05/09/2018 02:01 AM
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Trojan horses?
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Growing up around a bunch a cowboys, it's something I noticed.
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Well they might feel a sense of POWER from riding it and dominating it.
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Growing up around a bunch a cowboys, it's something I noticed.
 Quoting: Harabec


Well they might feel a sense of POWER from riding it and dominating it.
 Quoting: 5.0%





no one dominates me

I may cooperate

that is all.......
 Quoting: Torchie



To Watch Is To Be Prepared Not Just During The Bad Times But In The Good Times As Well A Good Watchman Never Lets His Or Her Guard Down Never Gives Occasion To The Enemy.

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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Growing up around a bunch a cowboys, it's something I noticed.
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Well they might feel a sense of POWER from riding it and dominating it.
 Quoting: 5.0%





no one dominates me

I may cooperate

that is all.......
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According to the father of psychoanalysis, little girls are essentially obsessed with horses because they wish they had dicks. When girls ride horses, they see the horse as a phallic and empowering extension of themselves. It's not a little pony, it's a big penis.Oct 9, 2017

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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Growing up around a bunch a cowboys, it's something I noticed.
 Quoting: Harabec


Well they might feel a sense of POWER from riding it and dominating it.
 Quoting: 5.0%





no one dominates me

I may cooperate

that is all.......
 Quoting: Torchie


kick em good


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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Growing up around a bunch a cowboys, it's something I noticed.
 Quoting: Harabec


Well they might feel a sense of POWER from riding it and dominating it.
 Quoting: 5.0%





no one dominates me

I may cooperate

that is all.......
 Quoting: Torchie


According to the father of psychoanalysis, little girls are essentially obsessed with horses because they wish they had dicks. When girls ride horses, they see the horse as a phallic and empowering extension of themselves. It's not a little pony, it's a big penis.Oct 9, 2017

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Freud was as bad as Biden is today. would you take sexual theorizing from Unka Joe?
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Growing up around a bunch a cowboys, it's something I noticed.
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Growing up around a bunch a cowboys, it's something I noticed.
 Quoting: Harabec


Well they might feel a sense of POWER from riding it and dominating it.
 Quoting: 5.0%





no one dominates me

I may cooperate

that is all.......
 Quoting: Torchie



 Quoting: 5.0%


I will translate:

come to my Kasbah, and don't forget the oats!
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Last Edited by 5.0% on 05/09/2018 02:02 AM
To Watch Is To Be Prepared Not Just During The Bad Times But In The Good Times As Well A Good Watchman Never Lets His Or Her Guard Down Never Gives Occasion To The Enemy.

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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Growing up around a bunch a cowboys, it's something I noticed.
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Well they might feel a sense of POWER from riding it and dominating it.
 Quoting: 5.0%





no one dominates me

I may cooperate

that is all.......
 Quoting: Torchie


kick em good


 Quoting: Red John


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Well they might feel a sense of POWER from riding it and dominating it.
 Quoting: 5.0%





no one dominates me

I may cooperate

that is all.......
 Quoting: Torchie


kick em good


 Quoting: Red John


That was Beautiful what kind of asshole would burn a horse!
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that's the branding iron

they really ought to find a different method

they still do this shit today
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Growing up around a bunch a cowboys, it's something I noticed.
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They like the way it feels to sit in the saddle and bounce around. Nuff said...
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
because women don't use logic or comprehend it...
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Growing up around a bunch a cowboys, it's something I noticed.
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Just based on what I saw in college, if they had a horse it meant their parents were well off, they were spoiled as shit, told they were princesses their whole life, and were the most controlling women you would ever meet. Just my experience but just about every one of them in the ag department were straight up controlling bitches, they get off on that power shit. The guys that didn't know better ended up being treated just like their horse, broken and submissive. There were some that were normal but it was rare.
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no one dominates me

I may cooperate

that is all.......
 Quoting: Torchie


kick em good


 Quoting: Red John


That was Beautiful what kind of asshole would burn a horse!
 Quoting: 5.0%


that's the branding iron

they really ought to find a different method

they still do this shit today
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LOL stupid fuck i bet he never did that again LOL!
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
I was married to a horse person for many years.And before I divorced her I noticed a couple of things regarding her actions.Firstly,horses are like cocaine,she would take our daughter to any rodeo within a four hundred mile radius but then would complain about not being able to pay our electric bill.She would drop five or six hundred bucks to go to a horse show that gave away a ribbon.Then her and the other crazy horse people would try to outdo each other on trailers,trucks and anything else horse related.And horse people are some of the stupidest people on planet.I would see them put a three year old kid on a horse with no helmet mind you,and hit it on the as s and watch it go through the barrels.After I divorced and got out dating that was one of first questions I would ask potential dates.I would ask if they liked horses and if the response was yes then I would drop them..No horse lifestyle for here on out.
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Easy explanation:
Horses penisies are much bigger than even black monkeys (which you in America call - dundies and we in Asia - n_gr__s).
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Easy explanation:
Horses penisies are much bigger than even black monkeys (which you in America call - dundies and we in Asia - n_gr__s).
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Hahahaj....exactly right!
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
They've experienced that B.H.C and can't turn back to a regular man.

Therefore, crazy.
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
I am obsessed with horses, that's all I ever wanted when I was a kid and even when I was older too.

My dream is to have a house where I can watch them grazing in a paddock or pasture and take them out for trail rides in my back yard.

When I was young, I used to have this reoccurring dream about riding a beautiful black horse.

We'd be galloping away from the bad guys that were chasing us and as soon as they got too close, the horse would grow wings like a Pegasus and we would fly away. It was neat.

My favorite movie was The Black Stallion too; it still is actually.

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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Some weird girls like the B.H.C.
Some nasty ass skanks like the B.B.C.
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
They imagine Prince Charming will be riding up any day so they have to be ready to go.
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Growing up around a bunch a cowboys, it's something I noticed.
 Quoting: Harabec


Just based on what I saw in college, if they had a horse it meant their parents were well off, they were spoiled as shit, told they were princesses their whole life, and were the most controlling women you would ever meet. Just my experience but just about every one of them in the ag department were straight up controlling bitches, they get off on that power shit. The guys that didn't know better ended up being treated just like their horse, broken and submissive. There were some that were normal but it was rare.
 Quoting: bhdz71


Yes I have noticed that too once I started riding.

The women who would train and teach, as well as the girls who had been riding their whole lives, were really dominant types who seemed to get off on the control aspect.

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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Dick. The sight of a large penis makes them nuts.
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Growing up around a bunch a cowboys, it's something I noticed.
 Quoting: Harabec


Well they might feel a sense of POWER from riding it and dominating it.
 Quoting: 5.0%





no one dominates me

I may cooperate

that is all.......
 Quoting: Torchie


According to the father of psychoanalysis, little girls are essentially obsessed with horses because they wish they had dicks. When girls ride horses, they see the horse as a phallic and empowering extension of themselves. It's not a little pony, it's a big penis.Oct 9, 2017

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69683587


Ummm.. I am a woman and I ride a mare.
A heterosexual woman.

I also have a gelded mule. Whoopdee-do on your sicko theory.
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