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Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?

 
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Women with horses are just crazy cat ladies but with more money
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Horses have a 20 inch penis...
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Yes, it's the 20 imch penis thing.
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Women, horses... y’all are beating a dead horse. Why do women love horses?

Because their crazy. Not their fault, just how it is.

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But you say women aren’t crazy?? Then why this??

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But that’s understandable right? Then why this???

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Growing up around a bunch a cowboys, it's something I noticed.
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Well they might feel a sense of POWER from riding it and dominating it.
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99% ^^

Horse represents safety, security, masculinity, strength - all traits young girls who love horses will seek in men they will date in future years.

They learn to manipulate and care for the horse, as they will with men in the future.

To a % of older single women, pets are usually surrogate children. For older horse loving women - Its highly likely the horse is a substitute for the male partner they lack in real life.
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Growing up around a bunch a cowboys, it's something I noticed.
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Well they might feel a sense of POWER from riding it and dominating it.
 Quoting: 5.0%


99% ^^

Horse represents safety, security, masculinity, strength - all traits young girls who love horses will seek in men they will date in future years.

They learn to manipulate and care for the horse, as they will with men in the future.

To a % of older single women, pets are usually surrogate children. For older horse loving women - Its highly likely the horse is a substitute for the male partner they lack in real life.
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In short, women have deep seeded psychological issues that manifest from early preteen years, well into old age. The outcomes are common, even understandable, and never to be brushed aside with the explanation as “just because”.

The vast majority of females today were raised from females with the same issues, and generation after generation everything just seems more “normal”. The truth is, finding, meeting or knowing a completely level headed normal woman is so rare, you’d be better off looking for Bigfoot.

At least there’s been sightings of Bigfoot.
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I wouldn't be so hard on horse-loving women. (although I know that there are spoiled ones)

I would guess that what is missing or weird about the world is that there aren't more horse-loving men.

IMO many of our ancestors, both male and female, were horse experts and enjoyed that work.
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Horse people are lot's of things, from crazy to brilliant. One thing they are not......LAZY.
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The racehorse priveledge in here is showing. Trying being a pony or zebra for a day and get back to me...
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I have a farm and have 3 horses. Never grew up with horses or anything so the whole farm thing was brand new to me and something I always wanted to do. Horses will get you more tail than being Chad or driving a Lambo. Bitches go nuts over horses. Most woman are horse woman even if they don't ride, they just go crazy.

As with animal lovers being total nutbags and most of them are, woman animal lovers are crazy idiots! Most are liberals and with horses it's worse.

Wanna get laid? Get a horse! Any horse! Just get one! BUT beware that horse bitches and animal lovers are crazy nutbags and hard to get rid of.

So, get a fast horse that you can hall ass on to get away after you hit it.
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Just replace the word 'horse' with the word 'motorcycle' or 'dirt bike'...
and replace the word woman for the word man.

There are extremes in everything.

Working horses goes back as far as I can research in my family.
My great-grandpa was a cowboy who left home at 14... and never, ever returned. Some people have it in their blood.

Being good with horses and animal husbandry of all types gave a survival advantage to those people back in the day, which is why some offspring get the 'horseman' gene.

This thread is running off in the wrong direction.

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They are also beautiful and lovely hf
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Several excellent observations below.

My own experience is that ADULT women, both of the younger and older variety, who are into horses are really into "CONTROL" of the massive beast mindset. Their personalities are almost always of the CONTROLLING nature.

They love the fact that THEY can tame such a massive MUSCULAR beast and make it do exactly what they want.
Over the years my biggest conflicts with women who I am not dating and have never dated (ie: work, doing stuff with friends etc), be they married or single, have been with Horse Women since they are all about Control with a ME ME ME mindset.

I learned long ago, as a 20 something kid, AVOID horsewomen like the plague when it comes to dating. It will ALWAYS be a contest of wills with those types, and it is so far into their genes/bones that it will never stop and your life will be miserable (for a person of my personality type at least).

(know a woman who isn't into horses but is the same way wrt men. She is a little waif herself but over the 15 years I have know her has only dated HUGE guys - say 280#-320# muscular as all get out types ... who she then proceeds to dominate - to do her bidding. As soon as they start to stand up to her - they are OUT THE DOOR - and she is on to the next super big guy)

Growing up around a bunch a cowboys, it's something I noticed.
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Just based on what I saw in college, if they had a horse it meant their parents were well off, they were spoiled as shit, told they were princesses their whole life, and were the most controlling women you would ever meet. Just my experience but just about every one of them in the ag department were straight up controlling bitches, they get off on that power shit. The guys that didn't know better ended up being treated just like their horse, broken and submissive. There were some that were normal but it was rare.
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Yes I have noticed that too once I started riding.

The women who would train and teach, as well as the girls who had been riding their whole lives, were really dominant types who seemed to get off on the control aspect.
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Growing up around a bunch a cowboys, it's something I noticed.
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Well they might feel a sense of POWER from riding it and dominating it.
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According to the father of psychoanalysis, little girls are essentially obsessed with horses because they wish they had dicks. When girls ride horses, they see the horse as a phallic and empowering extension of themselves. It's not a little pony, it's a big penis.Oct 9, 2017

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I personally do NOT think it is the "dick" itself but the POWER aspect of the beast - though the phrase "horse dick" doesn't come from nothing

The answer is because women whom have a obsession with horses tend to be on the higher estrogen side hormonally, most of them tend to be overweight as evidence of this hormonal problem.

When a woman has too high estrogen, it makes them obsessed with large powerful creatures. Even if these creatures are not human. A couple years ago, there was an article from Japan where young Japanese women were visiting this zoo from all over to ogle a "hunky gorilla."

Ever had a girlfriend or wife who didn't want the cute small dog at the pet store? She only liked the big, powerful looking dogs? All the woman on dating sites whose main passion is rescuing pit bulls?

This is the dark side of the high-estrogenic female, if the being isn't physically powerful, she thinks it belongs in a meat grinder.
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I find your observations to be extremely accuarate.
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
My 17 year old daughter isn't that way...and she didn't grow up around "cowboys". We lived in several states before settling in the south because it's warmer...she got her first horse about four months ago. Some people are just meant to be horse people. You must know someone whos like that and then with ignorance , assume everyone is that way...pretty stupid. The women I've known that are horse people are very intelligent and kind.
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LOL - I'm guessing you don't know them very well. Anybody can act sane for a bit - just try going out on trail rides or spending a lot of time with them and you'll change your mind. My ex boarded his mule at one lady's house. She works for a vet and sounds to be fairly religious and a good person from all accounts. But they live in a dump and spend every cent they have on the horses. Then she goes to all these Arabian competitions and dresses up like a princess (she often wins, too). Female version of Comicon I guess - Arabian Horse Princess.

So yes, they can be very intelligent. They are usually hard-working. Kind? Probably not. But they are always crazy. You say the posters have run into "someone" like that and extrapolate all are that way - well read again - it's lots of posters who have run into many like that. Don't be naïve. You'll learn soon enough - 4 months isn't shit.
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Woman riding horses have control issues, they want to be in control of something bigger than themselves. Most of these women are nasty bitches.
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Horses have a 20 inch penis...
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Might be that...
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Horse people are lot's of things, from crazy to brilliant. One thing they are not......LAZY.
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Exactly

You should see those sluts work tirelessly the huge limp horse cock for dozens and dozens of minutes to get a stiff 40cm meat toy


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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Woman riding horses have control issues, they want to be in control of something bigger than themselves. Most of these women are nasty bitches.
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Doesn’t mean much coming from the overweight sack of shit yourself.
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Woman riding horses have control issues, they want to be in control of something bigger than themselves. Most of these women are nasty bitches.
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Doesn’t mean much coming from the overweight sack of shit yourself.
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Fuck off keyboard warrior troll!
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Woman riding horses have control issues, they want to be in control of something bigger than themselves. Most of these women are nasty bitches.
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Doesn’t mean much coming from the overweight sack of shit yourself.
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Fuck off keyboard warrior troll!
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Sorry. Kansans are mostly average to underweight. In fact, you had a Kansan bring world peace over in Korea (Mike Pompeio) so we all know Kansans are ahead of the track in everything.
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
I was married to a horse person for many years.And before I divorced her I noticed a couple of things regarding her actions.Firstly,horses are like cocaine,she would take our daughter to any rodeo within a four hundred mile radius but then would complain about not being able to pay our electric bill.She would drop five or six hundred bucks to go to a horse show that gave away a ribbon.Then her and the other crazy horse people would try to outdo each other on trailers,trucks and anything else horse related.And horse people are some of the stupidest people on planet.I would see them put a three year old kid on a horse with no helmet mind you,and hit it on the as s and watch it go through the barrels.After I divorced and got out dating that was one of first questions I would ask potential dates.I would ask if they liked horses and if the response was yes then I would drop them..No horse lifestyle for here on out.
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Probably kind of unrelated but I knew a lady around a decade ago (I believe in her 50s) whose parents did something along those lines when she was small because they thought it was funny..though I wasn't alive then I think what is now known as child abuse was pretty common at one point
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
Women with horses are just crazy cat ladies but with more money
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And a whole lot meaner. You have to be a pretty strong personality to control such a large animal.
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Actually just the opposite. If you do the ground work and get the animal's love and respect, that 1200 pound horse is like a butterfly in your hands. Same with other big animals. It's a myth about the alpha personality with horses.
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I was married to a horse person for many years.And before I divorced her I noticed a couple of things regarding her actions.Firstly,horses are like cocaine,she would take our daughter to any rodeo within a four hundred mile radius but then would complain about not being able to pay our electric bill.She would drop five or six hundred bucks to go to a horse show that gave away a ribbon.Then her and the other crazy horse people would try to outdo each other on trailers,trucks and anything else horse related.And horse people are some of the stupidest people on planet.I would see them put a three year old kid on a horse with no helmet mind you,and hit it on the as s and watch it go through the barrels.After I divorced and got out dating that was one of first questions I would ask potential dates.I would ask if they liked horses and if the response was yes then I would drop them..No horse lifestyle for here on out.
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Probably kind of unrelated but I knew a lady around a decade ago (I believe in her 50s) whose parents did something along those lines when she was small because they thought it was funny..though I wasn't alive then I think what is now known as child abuse was pretty common at one point
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Only common in shithole states east of the mississippi
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Re: Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?
I think it's a control thing. This one crazy bitch I knew was obsessed with horses, also a complete sociopath and she wanted to be a cop.

The thought of that makes me cringe.
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I think it's a control thing. This one crazy bitch I knew was obsessed with horses, also a complete sociopath and she wanted to be a cop.

The thought of that makes me cringe.
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At my work there are two co worker females who both have horses to ride. They have control issues, the are demanding, manipulative and nasty. Such stereotypes for horseriding women.
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Because when that massive horse cock enters their vagina they go crazy.
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I've heard that people in Europe enjoy eating horses. With all the pampering and diet, I imagine they taste better than beef. So these women have a delicious animal that they won't eat and care about more than anything else. Sounds like calf worship. Growing up I met other crazy girls in school, youd go to their homes and see shelves of horses and horse related items. One girl even nayed like a horse. She also wet the bed. Creepy.
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I have a farm and have 3 horses. Never grew up with horses or anything so the whole farm thing was brand new to me and something I always wanted to do. Horses will get you more tail than being Chad or driving a Lambo. Bitches go nuts over horses. Most woman are horse woman even if they don't ride, they just go crazy.

As with animal lovers being total nutbags and most of them are, woman animal lovers are crazy idiots! Most are liberals and with horses it's worse.

Wanna get laid? Get a horse! Any horse! Just get one! BUT beware that horse bitches and animal lovers are crazy nutbags and hard to get rid of.

So, get a fast horse that you can hall ass on to get away after you hit it.
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