Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?

HAY FEVER?

Horses have a 20 inch penis...

Women with horses are just crazy cat ladies but with more money

Its a good question for sure.

J

Trojan horses?

no one dominates me

I may cooperate

that is all.......

According to the father of psychoanalysis, little girls are essentially obsessed with horses because they wish they had dicks. When girls ride horses, they see the horse as a phallic and empowering extension of themselves. It's not a little pony, it's a big penis.Oct 9, 2017

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kick em good

Freud was as bad as Biden is today. would you take sexual theorizing from Unka Joe?

Eve didn't like missionary!

I will translate:

come to my Kasbah, and don't forget the oats!

that's the branding iron

they really ought to find a different method

they still do this shit today

They like the way it feels to sit in the saddle and bounce around. Nuff said...

because women don't use logic or comprehend it...

Just based on what I saw in college, if they had a horse it meant their parents were well off, they were spoiled as shit, told they were princesses their whole life, and were the most controlling women you would ever meet. Just my experience but just about every one of them in the ag department were straight up controlling bitches, they get off on that power shit. The guys that didn't know better ended up being treated just like their horse, broken and submissive. There were some that were normal but it was rare.

LOL stupid fuck i bet he never did that again LOL!

I was married to a horse person for many years.And before I divorced her I noticed a couple of things regarding her actions.Firstly,horses are like cocaine,she would take our daughter to any rodeo within a four hundred mile radius but then would complain about not being able to pay our electric bill.She would drop five or six hundred bucks to go to a horse show that gave away a ribbon.Then her and the other crazy horse people would try to outdo each other on trailers,trucks and anything else horse related.And horse people are some of the stupidest people on planet.I would see them put a three year old kid on a horse with no helmet mind you,and hit it on the as s and watch it go through the barrels.After I divorced and got out dating that was one of first questions I would ask potential dates.I would ask if they liked horses and if the response was yes then I would drop them..No horse lifestyle for here on out.

Easy explanation:
Horses penisies are much bigger than even black monkeys (which you in America call - dundies and we in Asia - n_gr__s).

Hahahaj....exactly right!

They've experienced that B.H.C and can't turn back to a regular man.

Therefore, crazy.

I am obsessed with horses, that's all I ever wanted when I was a kid and even when I was older too.

My dream is to have a house where I can watch them grazing in a paddock or pasture and take them out for trail rides in my back yard.

When I was young, I used to have this reoccurring dream about riding a beautiful black horse.

We'd be galloping away from the bad guys that were chasing us and as soon as they got too close, the horse would grow wings like a Pegasus and we would fly away. It was neat.

My favorite movie was The Black Stallion too; it still is actually.

Last Edited by Ms Taco on 04/26/2018 12:55 AM

Some weird girls like the B.H.C.
Some nasty ass skanks like the B.B.C.

They imagine Prince Charming will be riding up any day so they have to be ready to go.

Yes I have noticed that too once I started riding.

The women who would train and teach, as well as the girls who had been riding their whole lives, were really dominant types who seemed to get off on the control aspect.

Last Edited by Ms Taco on 04/26/2018 12:59 AM

Dick. The sight of a large penis makes them nuts.

Ummm.. I am a woman and I ride a mare.
A heterosexual woman.

I also have a gelded mule. Whoopdee-do on your sicko theory.