Why are women that are obsessed with horses so fucking crazy?

Women obsessed with horses are some of the most stable, observant, hard working women I have ever met.

A horse is not like a cat or a dog that you pretty much just feed and dispose of their waste.

Horses are demanding. You have to respect the power they have and also mindful of their fragility and notice small pains or ailments before they cost the horse it's life.

I'm around horses almost everyday for half the year, but I don't work with or handle them. I admire the skills and knowledge of those who do - male or female.

Horse d i k > Human d i k

All there is to it.

Horses don't wear Trojans...

The answer is because women whom have a obsession with horses tend to be on the higher estrogen side hormonally, most of them tend to be overweight as evidence of this hormonal problem.

When a woman has too high estrogen, it makes them obsessed with large powerful creatures. Even if these creatures are not human. A couple years ago, there was an article from Japan where young Japanese women were visiting this zoo from all over to ogle a "hunky gorilla."

Ever had a girlfriend or wife who didn't want the cute small dog at the pet store? She only liked the big, powerful looking dogs? All the woman on dating sites whose main passion is rescuing pit bulls?

This is the dark side of the high-estrogenic female, if the being isn't physically powerful, she thinks it belongs in a meat grinder.

And I forgot to mention, the majority of women in western society are high-estrogen, they have a hormonal problem. As evidence of this you can look at how many women are on thyroid meds, because estrogen is poison to the thyroid. Women today are majorly screwed up, they are almost some kind of monsters compared to women of the past whom did not have such high estrogen levels.

Horse envy

ahaha

wasn't aware 'cowboys' rode english or dressage

ridiculous theory


dont know any heavy female riders, or men either

(w)hor(s)e

Sexual frustration, wanting to tame a beast, being slightly too ugly, therefore merrily rubbing that clit up and down and up and down along the saddle.

There's a good portion of narcissism involved; it's a sign of wealth, at least in this neck of the woods. Maintaining a horse is an expensive hobby only rich daddy's girls (there comes the sexual frustration again) can afford. It's mainly to show off to other girls, just like boys with dirt bikes and what not.

Do they get "stimulation" when they ride the horse?

If you mention this to them they become irate and aggressive.

One will be along in a minute, just watch.

Why are men that are obsessed with [insert noun here] so fucking crazy?

Bashing the opposite sex and generalizations is boring and ridiculous.

Cowgirls are out there living life while you're stuck in your bedroom licking cheetos dust in your underwear and wondering what makes us tick.

And a whole lot meaner. You have to be a pretty strong personality to control such a large animal.

that is all perverted dumbassery

Hmmm.... Where I grew up there was plenty room for a horse and they were cheep. So, by the time I was in 1st grade I had a horse and filly. In the winter I'd go feed the horse, which involved crossing 2 creeks and a nice walk. Sometimes my Dad would go with me when the creek was high. Those were the only 2 horses my Dad bought me, I bought the rest my self.

My parents were not "horse people" and I learned what I could from others and reading. Getting a saddle on a horse as a little kid was challenge. As I got a little older I gave up on the saddle and just started riding bareback, soon I was able stand up by the horses neck, grab a handful of mane and swing on Indian style. Winter time riding through the woods on the back of a warm horse was really nice. Summer time horse sweat and dirt on the jeans was nasty. So I started strapping on a blanket with a girth and a girth strap for those long summer time rides, mostly alone. Sometimes friends would come over and ride and I'd break out the saddle for them.

As I got older I asked for a horse trailer to take the horses different places to ride. I got one but always had to go unhook the truck from a gooseneck flatbed before I could hook up to the horse trailer. I did get one nice horse that I got into show jumping with. He hadn't been trained for it and we were both learning quickly. Guess too many people saw his potential and he disappeared from the pasture. Spent most of my time just riding the woods by my house and sometimes the little burger joint nearby to make the horse step on the little line in the road so the people inside would take my drink order and I'd head back to the house. I rode so much that I am kinda bow legged!

Now all I have is a BLM mustang (who I can't ride, but have high hopes to do so) and a BLM burro who is NOT wild at all. I'd love to just take off through the woods down an old logging road and go riding. Am I crazy?

BUT Women ride female horses also, so the big dick thing isnt correct.

As an equestrian , I can say that I can not dominate a horse.

It can kill me, it's much, MUCH more stronger than I am and if I should try to whip my horse into obedience or try by sheer use of physical force it will just throw me off.

But I can outwit it.

Here is the short version of my crazy horse lady story: My ex grew up exercising the horses at a large Midwestern university where his father was a professor in the ag department. I didn't know that, though, and we always lived in town/suburbs.

Fast forward years and the (now ex) hooked up with a woman from work (a large ag company) who was a horse/mule lady. She decided she wanted him, so she bought him a $12K mule and gear so he would go trail riding with her. She bought herself a boob job and eyelift for him. She took him on trips all over the country and he lied to me saying he was going on work trips, which I didn't question because he is a salesman and always travels. Then they finagled a transfer for him to KS headquarters where she lived. This cost me a ton in salary, retraining/certification, & my pension - and I was still unaware of the affair.

She was married, but refused to divorce her husband because she didn't want to split their assets and told my ex she would see her husband dead first. He was sick with diabetes and had a MRSA type thing in his skin. She was some high-ranking dietician, and while she could have helped him with her knowledge, she instead left him alone for days to fend for himself while she was romping around with my (now ex) husband. Her husband finally died (she cremated him immediately and didn't even bother with a public funeral - won't even go into other things I know about that situation).

My ex and she finally broke up when he discovered she had other married men on the hook (stupid bastard). When I found out, I publicly outed her and she ended up moving back to her home county to work in ag/meat science dept. at the local state university. So, one more story to add to the ultra-crazy horse lady tales.

THIS - When my husband got into the horses (actually in his case it's trail-riding mules), it was just like a switch - totally engulfed in the subject like being drugged. He pretty much stopped his fly-tying, his fishing, his hunting, his old friends. It was mules, mules, mules - like a drug, and figuring out how to afford all the big truck and trailers and stuff to go with the animal and fitting in with the horsy crowd. I got to see the tail-end of that last year when we divorced as we were forced to live together because I had to work out my contract before I could move back to GA, and he was keeping the house.

The horsewomen who were so involved spent everything they had on the horses (unless, of course, they were wealthy to begin with). One poster said that horsewomen were fat. I didn't see that. The ones who were competition riders were always working out because 1) they didn't want extra weight to slow them down; and 2) good muscle-tone means less injury when thrown.

But, perhaps said posters mean the hobby horsewomen and not the competition ones. I grew up with horses - 4 of them - living on a large farm in Iowa. I know how to ride well, but can take or leave them. I did get, though, even as a little girl, that the really into horses girls were just plain odd ducks. They were like the guy who spends every cent he has on some fancy sports car and it mostly sits in the garage, while weekly he washes and shines it up. He talks nothing but the car and the varsious other equipment and fancy garage he's going to buy/build for it. Such people just aren't right in the head - and that's the ultra horsewoman, too.

No, you are a person who appreciates horses. There's a difference between that and the total horse-crazed person. It's like any hobby - some people just go too far and it's like a sickness. You see it with some cat and dog people, too. But I agree wholeheartedly with previous posters who say the ultra involved horsewomen tend to be bat-shit crazy, controlling, and mean.

Umm yeah they do. Multiple times a ride. I worked on a championship Arabian horse farm and the show girls would compete for the most orgasms while riding

Horniest little monkeys on the planet

they often turn out to be dykes. yuh horsy women are nutjobs.

My wife and daughter are both horse lovers and My dream is to one day have a farm with some horses so they can be happy.

My 17 year old daughter isn't that way...and she didn't grow up around "cowboys". We lived in several states before settling in the south because it's warmer...she got her first horse about four months ago. Some people are just meant to be horse people. You must know someone whos like that and then with ignorance , assume everyone is that way...pretty stupid. The women I've known that are horse people are very intelligent and kind.

Horses are messengers between worlds. Shamans, Medicine People, and sensitives gain great knowledge from them.

Also, they deserve our respect... where would humanity be without the horse?

They carried us through battles. Helped us discover new land. Pulled logs for lumber. Plowed our fields. They were traded for supplies, and used for currency. They have entertained us, and were transportation before the automobile.

There is no way humans would be as accomplished as we are right now if it were not for the noble horse.

Horses are right up there with dogs helping humanity evolve to become better.

This is what I was told too....the saddle makes them orgasm.

sometimes there are no answers Harabec

sometimes people are just fucking weirdos

Even amongst horse people, there's a tremendous variance in skill sets. The people who do reining have disdain for those who run barrels.

It's a skill set. Takes a helluva lot of skill to get ta 1300 pound animal to perform intricate feats with so little direction that it's almost undetectible.

But you folks are thinking about women at stables, who tend to be bossy and superior types.

I live in the midst of horse country where competitors have horses who have won hundreds of thousands each in high stakes events. It's a whole different world. The people I live around are true professionals with horses and there are nearly as many trucks with trailers as there are cars on our roads.

Just google 'reining horse' or 'cutting horse' and watch a couple videos of horses winning events. They're winning huge, huge checks.

Several excellent observations below.

My own experience is that ADULT women, both of the younger and older variety, who are into horses are really into "CONTROL" of the massive beast mindset. Their personalities are almost always of the CONTROLLING nature.

They love the fact that THEY can tame such a massive MUSCULAR beast and make it do exactly what they want. Over the years my biggest conflicts with women who I am not dating and have never dated (ie: work, doing stuff with friends etc), be they married or single, have been with Horse Women since they are all about Control with a ME ME ME mindset.

I learned long ago, as a 20 something kid, AVOID horsewomen like the plague when it comes to dating. It will ALWAYS be a contest of wills with those types, and it is so far into their genes/bones that it will never stop and your life will be miserable (for a person of my personality type at least).

(know a woman who isn't into horses but is the same way wrt men. She is a little waif herself but over the 15 years I have know her has only dated HUGE guys - say 280#-320# muscular as all get out types ... who she then proceeds to dominate - to do her bidding. As soon as they start to stand up to her - they are OUT THE DOOR - and she is on to the next super big guy)





I personally do NOT think it is the "dick" itself but the POWER aspect of the beast - though the phrase "horse dick" doesn't come from nothing