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WHOMEVER SPEAKS AGAINST THE GOVERNING BODY Of JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES AND THE WATCHTOWER WILL NOT SURVIVE ARMAGEDDON !!

 
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WHOMEVER SPEAKS AGAINST THE GOVERNING BODY Of JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES AND THE WATCHTOWER WILL NOT SURVIVE ARMAGEDDON !!
go to jw.org and request a free in home study with you and your children and we will send two qualified men to your home to teach you Jesus is not your mediator and how you can survive Armageddon and make global garden with us by submitting to the Watchtower and the Governing Body.

He who speaks against the Watchtower and the Governing Body will not be forgiven in this life and will have birds eat your eyes out in Armageddon. You have been warnd!
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Birds will eat my eyeballs??wtf
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Cults are bad mmmmkay?
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go to jw.org and request a free in home study with you and your children and we will send two qualified men to your home to teach you Jesus is not your mediator and how you can survive Armageddon and make global garden with us by submitting to the Watchtower and the Governing Body.

He who speaks against the Watchtower and the Governing Body will not be forgiven in this life and will have birds eat your eyes out in Armageddon. You have been warnd!
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LOL
Revelation 18:23
For they were great men of the earth, by their Pharmaceuticals were all nations deceived!
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Poor reckless sectant do not follow Jesus Christ.
Your "knowledge" comes from Satan.
Get rid of the false teaching.
You have stolen Christian themes, names, ... and are posing culturally fit to Christianity but you are Devil's slave and workers.
No Jesus is the Hell option you are offering.
Sorry for you and hope this message will help you to become faithfuly Christian not an old law punished and blind heretic.
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Cults are bad mmmmkay?
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Your eyeballs will now become bird food. Mmmmkay?
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When I was younger than 10, a Jehovah Witness told me that since my family didn't follow her religion, volcanoes would explode and cover us with burning lava someday while the Jehovah Witnesses would be kept safe.

Can you imagine telling a young kid that? It was so frightening for me to hear. The other scary thing was going to the movies with friends to see Abbott and Lou Costello meet Frankenstein.
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When I was younger than 10, a Jehovah Witness told me that since my family didn't follow her religion, volcanoes would explode and cover us with burning lava someday while the Jehovah Witnesses would be kept safe.

Can you imagine telling a young kid that? It was so frightening for me to hear. The other scary thing was going to the movies with friends to see Abbott and Lou Costello meet Frankenstein.
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Birds will now eat your fried eyeballs after you are BBQ from lava. You should of become a loyal slave to the Watchtower and the Governing Body and been kept sake like us.

No global paradise garden for you now!
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Well, aren't you Special - OP
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Poor reckless sectant do not follow Jesus Christ.
Your "knowledge" comes from Satan.
Get rid of the false teaching.
You have stolen Christian themes, names, ... and are posing culturally fit to Christianity but you are Devil's slave and workers.
No Jesus is the Hell option you are offering.
Sorry for you and hope this message will help you to become faithfuly Christian not an old law punished and blind heretic.
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Poor reckless sectant do not follow Jesus Christ.
Your "knowledge" comes from Satan.
Get rid of the false teaching.
You have stolen Christian themes, names, ... and are posing culturally fit to Christianity but you are Devil's slave and workers.
No Jesus is the Hell option you are offering.
Sorry for you and hope this message will help you to become faithfuly Christian not an old law punished and blind heretic.
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Why are you so angry
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Poor reckless sectant do not follow Jesus Christ.
Your "knowledge" comes from Satan.
Get rid of the false teaching.
You have stolen Christian themes, names, ... and are posing culturally fit to Christianity but you are Devil's slave and workers.
No Jesus is the Hell option you are offering.
Sorry for you and hope this message will help you to become faithfuly Christian not an old law punished and blind heretic.
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And what you offering is polytheistic idolatry in which there is no salvation.
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If a preaching mouth peace spews no love but hatred

You know it is a cult

Run !!!
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Stop complicating everything. Its very simple....


Romans 10:9-10 AMP

9 because if you acknowledge and confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord [recognizing His power, authority, and majesty as God], and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, you will be saved. 10 For with the heart a person believes [in Christ as Savior] resulting in his justification [that is, being made righteous—being freed of the guilt of sin and made acceptable to God]; and with the mouth he acknowledges and confesses [his faith openly], resulting in and confirming [his] salvation.

John 1:12
But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name.


You "BELIEVE" you can be Mormon, catholic, jw, protestant, whatever and be saved.

get it?
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I was interrupted one Sunday by a knock at my door by a couple of Jehovah's Witnesses.
I opened the door and invited them in. I asked if they would be willing to hear about a thought I had while baking bread. They agreed. I said that maybe the story of Jesus handing out the bread and fishes was really symbolic of the relationship within us...the marriage with God within our deepest heart That when we are established fully in that Love our gifts pour forth. Just then my oven beeped so I took out a hot loaf and gave it to them. They left without sharing the good news...oh well.
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Poor reckless sectant do not follow Jesus Christ.
Your "knowledge" comes from Satan.
Get rid of the false teaching.
You have stolen Christian themes, names, ... and are posing culturally fit to Christianity but you are Devil's slave and workers.
No Jesus is the Hell option you are offering.
Sorry for you and hope this message will help you to become faithfuly Christian not an old law punished and blind heretic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23133028


No global paradise garden for you!!!

Your eyeballs will now become bird food. You will not be forgiven by our Governing Body and there is no hope for you now. You were warned and did not take heed.
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go to jw.org and request a free in home study with you and your children and we will send two qualified men to your home to teach you Jesus is not your mediator and how you can survive Armageddon and make global garden with us by submitting to the Watchtower and the Governing Body.

He who speaks against the Watchtower and the Governing Body will not be forgiven in this life and will have birds eat your eyes out in Armageddon. You have been warnd!
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:stupidburns:
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Galatians 1:8

2John 1:10

2Corinthians 11:4


You are not welcome in my home.
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They won't come to my house anymore. I converted one of them and they didn't seem to like it at all.
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to teach you Jesus is not your mediator
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according to jw.org, Jesus is "the mediator of a new covenant":

But you have approached a Mount Zion+ and a city of the living God, heavenly Jerusalem,+ and myriads* of angels 23 in general assembly,+ and the congregation of the firstborn who have been enrolled in the heavens, and God the Judge of all,+ and the spiritual lives+ of righteous ones who have been made perfect,+ 24 and Jesus the mediator+ of a new covenant,+ and the sprinkled blood, which speaks in a better way than Abel’s blood.+

(Hebrews 12:22-24 JW version)

[link to www.jw.org (secure)]
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go to jw.org and request a free in home study with you and your children and we will send two qualified men to your home to teach you Jesus is not your mediator and how you can survive Armageddon and make global garden with us by submitting to the Watchtower and the Governing Body.

He who speaks against the Watchtower and the Governing Body will not be forgiven in this life and will have birds eat your eyes out in Armageddon. You have been warnd!
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:stupidburns:
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Oohhh big eyeballs on you. The birds will feast on those for a while. You had a chance and you mocked the warning. Now no global garden for you ! Your bird food now.
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go to jw.org and request a free in home study with you and your children and we will send two qualified men to your home to teach you Jesus is not your mediator and how you can survive Armageddon and make global garden with us by submitting to the Watchtower and the Governing Body.

He who speaks against the Watchtower and the Governing Body will not be forgiven in this life and will have birds eat your eyes out in Armageddon. You have been warnd!
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Do you lunatics have a place in Patterson NY
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Peace op, that's what we want peace
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my baptist ancestors ran the mormons oyt of missouri ages ago. we should have ran out the jehovah witnesses and catholics as well.

perverting the free grace of jesus christ.
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to teach you Jesus is not your mediator
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according to jw.org, Jesus is "the mediator of a new covenant":

But you have approached a Mount Zion+ and a city of the living God, heavenly Jerusalem,+ and myriads* of angels 23 in general assembly,+ and the congregation of the firstborn who have been enrolled in the heavens, and God the Judge of all,+ and the spiritual lives+ of righteous ones who have been made perfect,+ 24 and Jesus the mediator+ of a new covenant,+ and the sprinkled blood, which speaks in a better way than Abel’s blood.+

(Hebrews 12:22-24 JW version)

[link to www.jw.org (secure)]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76336522


If you read further you will see you are not part of the new covenant. Only our Governing Body is and Jesus is not our mediator, but only the Governing bodies mediator and we can benifit by remaining loyally united with them.


Don't let you eyeballs become bird food and become loyal servant of Governing Body and the Watchtower
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go to jw.org and request a free in home study with you and your children and we will send two qualified men to your home to teach you Jesus is not your mediator and how you can survive Armageddon and make global garden with us by submitting to the Watchtower and the Governing Body.

He who speaks against the Watchtower and the Governing Body will not be forgiven in this life and will have birds eat your eyes out in Armageddon. You have been warnd!
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epiclol
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You have been brain washed and are a copy of world wide church of god
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my baptist ancestors ran the mormons oyt of missouri ages ago. we should have ran out the jehovah witnesses and catholics as well.

perverting the free grace of jesus christ.
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what about the sda's? shirley you could find more people to run out of missouri!!!
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go to jw.org and request a free in home study with you and your children and we will send two qualified men to your home to teach you Jesus is not your mediator and how you can survive Armageddon and make global garden with us by submitting to the Watchtower and the Governing Body.

He who speaks against the Watchtower and the Governing Body will not be forgiven in this life and will have birds eat your eyes out in Armageddon. You have been warnd!
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will i survive if i tell the one about how the jw's bought a house in california (i believe) and 2 cars for a few guys like abraham, noah and whoever (i forget) that never showed up. they even imported trees to make the property seem more at home for these boys. did i mention they never showed up!!!!
2 qualified men. ya,right. and i'm gonna submit.

where is it in your scriptures, that says, you can tell a real profit by there 100% track record.

once you find it, read it. and if it doesn't shut you up forever. just know this, god, is gonna say to you, can't you fucking read? or are you just that fucking stupid? understanding is the name of the game here.
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go to jw.org and request a free in home study with you and your children and we will send two qualified men to your home to teach you Jesus is not your mediator and how you can survive Armageddon and make global garden with us by submitting to the Watchtower and the Governing Body.

He who speaks against the Watchtower and the Governing Body will not be forgiven in this life and will have birds eat your eyes out in Armageddon. You have been warnd!
 Quoting: NO GLOBAL PARADISE FOR U 76311925


epiclol
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You have been brain washed and are a copy of world wide church of god
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Because you said " brain washed" mocking Jehovah's Witnesses, the birds will feast on your brains and eat your eyeballs for dessert. You had a chance and was warned. Now there is no hope for you!
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go to jw.org and request a free in home study with you and your children and we will send two qualified men to your home to teach you Jesus is not your mediator and how you can survive Armageddon and make global garden with us by submitting to the Watchtower and the Governing Body.

He who speaks against the Watchtower and the Governing Body will not be forgiven in this life and will have birds eat your eyes out in Armageddon. You have been warnd!
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So how many folks do you tell everyone you've "Witnessed" to by posting this? Does it count?

Are you one of the 144000?





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