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Slipped on cat sh*t and went down the last five or six basement stairs like it was an olympic event

 
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I hope youíre okay. Must have been a real scary thing! Itís not that funny to fall so violently but on cat shit, wow! It is slippery and fucking stinks!
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One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me.

It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor.

The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it.

I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die.

Cats!
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Time to dispatch the cat. Once they go senile its over.
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I was in my friendís wedding at a big fancy reception hall, where the bridal party entered from the upstairs via. a huge spiral staircase. Almost immediately, I slipped and did the most ungraceful slide down the stairs on the balls of my feet, arms and legs flapping everywhere. When I made it to the bottom I did a little ďta da!Ē bow in my tuxedo.

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I was in my friendís wedding at a big fancy reception hall, where the bridal party entered from the upstairs via. a huge spiral staircase. Almost immediately, I slipped and did the most ungraceful slide down the stairs on the balls of my feet, arms and legs flapping everywhere. When I made it to the bottom I did a little ďta da!Ē bow in my tuxedo.

:Tipcat:
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That's f*cking priceless.
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rofl
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I hope youíre okay. Must have been a real scary thing! Itís not that funny to fall so violently but on cat shit, wow! It is slippery and fucking stinks!
 Quoting: STAY GOLD


That old saying "slipperier than snot" is a lie.

Cat shit is wayyy slipperier than snot.
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I hope youíre okay. Must have been a real scary thing! Itís not that funny to fall so violently but on cat shit, wow! It is slippery and fucking stinks!
 Quoting: STAY GOLD


That old saying "slipperier than snot" is a lie.

Cat shit is wayyy slipperier than snot.
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under wandering stars I've grown,
by myself, but not alone...

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To remember that no matter how darkness creeped in on us... to discover that we do not give up on casting it out of us and this world, is to discover faith. --Ain Soph Aur/A R K, GLP member

When North Korea is easier to negotiate with than the democrat party, then something is horribly wrong with them.--Zedakah, GLP member

Libs, Why would a bacteria be considered life on Mars and a heartbeat not be considered life on Earth? --Anonymous

Well I always say, it would be good to go away
But if things don't work out like we think
And there's nothing there to ease this aching
But if there's nothing there to make things change
If it's the same for you I'll just hang

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It must have been quite fresh
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Oh man poor OP.
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Dude hilarious title. And I have been coming here for 15 years atleast. Thanks for the laugh.
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That happened to me one time when I was about 7 or 8, minus the stairs part.

Cat shit could probably be marketed as an effective organic lubricant, we should get our top men on that right away.

The velocity of the slip propelled me forward so that my back landed squarely in what was left of the shit pile, my head bounced off the stone patio when I hit the ground.

I never trusted cats after that, I know they know that they are supposed to shit in the box.

Where's Brief at? I think he could solve your cat problem right quick.


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That smilie is hilarious!
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Thank God you are ok.

I know just how you feel though. Very frightening.
My mistep cost me a broken leg, luckily it didn't result in a broken neck.

You sure know how to tell a funny story. :)
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And mine a broken foot! You are very forunate, but keep a close eye on that kitty!
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Funny, but sorry to hear. kittyROBOTdance

I read an article once about why you don't want to get seriously injured in foreign countries. One person was running down stairs for their train, with a bag slung over each shoulder. They got thrown off balance, then fell down the stairs and ended up with some crazy multiple leg fracture (I think they somehow stepped on their own leg). Fortunate for them, they were traveling in some European country with good skiing, so the doctors knew how to fix a more complex leg fracture. But then they had to get on a flight with a cast, and they said the pain was awful and the stewardesses felt bad and kept giving the person booze to get through it.

So at least that wasn't you, and I assume you didn't get a concussion, either. But yeah, I'd be paranoid about shit remnants and smell.

The article also mentioned someone who had to get dental work in India. That wasn't a good story.
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I was in my friendís wedding at a big fancy reception hall, where the bridal party entered from the upstairs via. a huge spiral staircase. Almost immediately, I slipped and did the most ungraceful slide down the stairs on the balls of my feet, arms and legs flapping everywhere. When I made it to the bottom I did a little ďta da!Ē bow in my tuxedo.

Tipcat
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That's f*cking priceless.
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I swear I could hear the snare drum/squeaky whistle sound effects from Bugs Bunny.
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One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me.

It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor.

The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it.

I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die.

Cats!
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I really hope you're okay, but I have to tell you that this was the funniest thing I've ever read on GLP. You have a comedic gift! My 2 cats starting pissing on my stairs and the vet told me they were being stressed out by my two little dogs. I had to strip the carpeting and replace the wood. I hope you get everything cleaned and back to normal soon. Be safe.hf
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I stepped in dog poop one time and I went to wash it off with the hose. I raised my leg up so I could see it and wash it off. I didn't realize it was right above my other foot and the poop and water ran right down into my other boot.
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One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me.

It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor.

The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it.

I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die.

Cats!
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I really hope you're okay, but I have to tell you that this was the funniest thing I've ever read on GLP. You have a comedic gift! My 2 cats starting pissing on my stairs and the vet told me they were being stressed out by my two little dogs. I had to strip the carpeting and replace the wood. I hope you get everything cleaned and back to normal soon. Be safe.hf
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Thank you. It's like checking the stairs for an IED from here on out.
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It is An Olympic Event, keep up the practice till next time.

AND

What this have to do With THe PRice Of Tea in CHina??
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One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me.

It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor.

The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it.

I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die.

Cats!
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That is hilarious.

Are you okay?
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One leg straight out, the other got force folded behind me.

It was surreal lying there at the bottom of the stairs until the stench wave pulled me out of my stupor.

The right shoe is arguably ruined. I was wearing shorts so at least I could wash my leg off but there's six or more feet of carpeted stairs I need to see if can be sanitized so the first humid day doesn't re-activate it.

I keep the litter boxes clean and have no explanation for the behavior other than he wanted to see me die.

Cats!
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That is hilarious.

Are you okay?
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Yep. Glad no one heard the tard groan on the way down.
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That was the funniest thing Iíve read in a long time.
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BAN CAT CRAP!

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BAN HIGH-CAPACITY CAT COLONS!
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That was the funniest thing Iíve read in a long time.
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I'm still laughing had to read it twice
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Lol.

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cat shit, wow! It is slippery and fucking stinks!
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I just started smelling it and there's not a cat anywhere around. Thanks a lot.
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10/10 opie!

That was the best laugh I had the past week or so!

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